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[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

The question is why, Nola-B. ma'am.

 

Answer is, I have no clue.  She eats hot meals that would burn my mouth without any complaint and insists on icy cold water to drink, but she's particular about the toaster.  She seems to think that properly cooked waffles are burnt.  Maybe they are too crunchy?

 

I'm probably just going to have to make more pancakes to freeze, at least she can microwave those.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Caucus with her to determine the reason, hmmm ma'am...

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

The 2+2 so-called ESs were not full-casa* and were a waste, grrrRRRR man.

 

*should be a State Jail felony, grrrRRRR man

 

However, the GSs were better, relief man.

The take, see man:

-- plastic-wrapped stack of mongo styrofoam drink-cups = $1, deal man

-- Many (2+2) books for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

-- Dockers dress-slacks & Levi's = $2, deal man

-- 2 huge tubes Colgate toothpaste, Many (tou + tou + toucans) Nivea shave-cream = $Many ($2+2+1),

     absolute steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+1), deal man

[TBoneTX 45,308]

No nap Saturday, anathema man.  Reasons, see man:

 

1.  GSs/ESs, q.v. above man
2.  Oversee Mini-B. for >1 hour while Mrs. T-B. went to her gym, we with wee while work out she man
2+1.  Get oil changed in T-B.-mobile, filthy man
2+2.  Visit dry-cleaning lady with d/c + alterations, q.v. above man
2+2+1.  Get oil changed in Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, filthy man
2+2+2.  Talk by phone to prospective rental-casa renter*, roll eyes man
2+2+2+1.  Rake leaves/mow lawn at r-casa, necessary but do in big rush man
2x2x2.  Mow regular casa's front lawn before nightfall, necessary in even bigger rush man
Many.  Go to Aldi & gas T-B.-mobile, resupply man
Many.  Gas Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, ensure her potential elopement with the rojo man

Many.  Warsher/dry/fold kitchen rags/mow-lawning gear, preserve Sunday man

Many.  Dish the warsher, mandatory Saturday man
 

*wants long-term (2+2-year) lease but asked if could spread out security deposit by adding to monthly rent over first year-plus, roll eyes man

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Left in such haste for r-casa yardwork that we forgot (1) to take our aspirin & antihistamines, court disaster man; (2) to take any sweatbands, sweat gets in your eyes man; and (Many) to bring belt or to wear mow-lawning pants that wouldn't fall down after every Many'th step, good grief man.

 

Heap Strong Medicine necessary tonight, fingers crossed man.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Fold de-dish cat prep/Heap Strong Medicine zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with dormant, eminently allocatable +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Happy Chinese New Year Steve! 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Still no word for normally reliable coworker or wife, should the Dane call the police for a well check?  It has been 24 hours...

[SAT 9,609]

Yes

[Ontarkie 14,227]

yes 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

It's Buckwheat!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The Dane wants to wait until tomorrow and see if he shows up or calls.  His logic is that if he is dead, that it won't matter waiting an extra day.  Men, I tell you.

 

You know when you are reading something and thinking, girl you need to get your life together?

 

And then it only gets worse?

 

And you are like

 

 

I feel that way today.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Prayers that the colleague is OK, Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

We got to bed at half-past 2 a.m. and slept till half an hour before noon, probably without even rolling over, Heap Strong medicine + exhaustion man.

 

Didn't leave the casa today, perfect Sunday man.

Can't find our brown slacks anywhere, frustrating mystery man.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

Can think only of sleep, zzz-on-the-brain man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with refulgent, as-yet-unallocated +1 inventories!