I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[SAT 9,609]

The local Fook take out will adopt them...

Edited January 23, 2017 by SAT

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

13 minutes ago, SAT said:

The local Fook take out will adopt them...

 

Adopt them right into some Chow Mein?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Every year I feel like these late W2 givers don't care that some of us would like to file our taxes early.

 

I know they are still within the legal limit of time, but it is annoying.

[SAT 9,609]

Some clearing houses are notoriously late...

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Adopt them right into some Chow Mein?

General Tso preferred cats...

[SAT 9,609]

http://nypost.com/2017/01/23/man-dies-in-freak-accident-while-parking-his-car/

 

Fook...

[TBoneTX 45,304]

On Friday, January 20, 2017 at 7:41 AM, SAT said:

stupid dry cleaner need a new stapler. You know how they staple a paper tag to your shirt? I practically needed a pair of pliers this morning to get that staple off my collar!

In civilized areas (to wit, Texas), dry-cleaners stick their tags through a buttonhole in a hand-tearable loop before stapling, elementary my dear Watson man.

Texas Many, Nueva York zero man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

On Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 7:52 PM, NikLR said:

Are you sure it wasn't Tiff?

(This brought Bro D back, albeit lurkingly, whee ma'am.)

The Malaysian Embassy will cover all overcharges, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

On Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 11:22 PM, NikLR said:

1.  I feel like Tbone only because I have to be not because I choose it.

2.  I draw the lines at coupons though.  I hate coupons.  I refuse to look for them, cut them out, etc.

1.  You're severely missing out on the full joy, Niki-B. ma'am.

2.  Coupons are free money, see ma'am.  Would you pick up half a buck, or a buck, from the sidewalk?  See ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

On Sunday, January 22, 2017 at 10:24 AM, NikLR said:

Because i just started a new job

Yay, unTargeted Niki-B. ma'am!

Details or it didn't happen, see or no ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The neighborhood cat had kittens before winter and with our warm weather all Many

Feline number precised, see ma'am.

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Many of the cats:

Foto of the Many'th cat or number in first post untrue, hop to it man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Rant, grrr man:

If the posted speed limit on a tulane freeway is Many mph, yet people are going faster at Many mph, and you don't care to match the flow of traffic, then at least don't insist on staying on cruise in the left lane with people jockeying to get around you, oj nie and grrrRRR man.

 

Related rant, grrr man:

If you're on a tulane freeway and wish to pass someone who's driving only Many mph, please do so at a faster speed than [Many+1] mph, grrr man, and wait until everyone approaching at Many mph in the left lane have gotten safely past you, grrrRRRRRRRR man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Truth of Life, see man:

In Texas, Many (2x2x2x2x2x2) mph is the speed at which we go through a car-warsh, reality man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Special out-of-town GS/ES report, see man:

 

We got something at each of the Many (2+2) GSs/ESs that weren't phantom of the Many (2+2+1) itineraried, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- 2+2-roll package holiday gift-wrap = half + half-of-half a buck, deal man

-- "Construct-O Straws" game for MIni-B. = $2, steal man (talked down from $2+2+2 man)

-- nearly full bottle Windex refill = $1, straight into T-B.-mobile's empty warsher-fluid reservoir man

-- Concepts by Claiborne 2+2-button black pinstripe suit* = $2x2x2**, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1+half+half-of-half a buck), steal man

 

*perfect fit if pants shortened, whee man

**talked down from $2x2x2+2, glee man

 

We also found Size Many "Justice League" underwear for Mini-B. at several thrift shops, snapped up 2x2x2 of these man.

We donated our 2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2] culled ties to a worthy charity and did not buy any more ties, resistance holding man.

Edited January 23, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Nothing like arising at o'dark-Many a.m. after 2+2 hours' fitful sleep for a 2+1-hour drive to the casa in a sustained 2x2x2x2x2-mph wind, lugging everything through the door, and, after being eagerly accosted by Mini-B. for whatever surprises were brought him, facing the following, read man:

 

-- see that Mrs. T-B. had "served" cat's din-din by dumping wet stuff in bowl without breaking it up with a fork, no sense of ambiance she man but miracle that she remembered at all, ADD she man

-- unpack just enough to begin laundry, snap right to it man

-- strip/replace linens, 2 beds, heavy week man

-- do 2+2+2 laundry loads, two days in one man

-- warsh filthy T-B.-mobile on way to Aldi Foods for Mrs. T-B., what was she doing all weekend she man

-- gas/warsh filthy Mrs.-T-B.-mobile on way to Big Lots for Many%-off sale, spent $Many man

-- unpack/put away rest of stuff, clean for Gene man

-- warsh dish load, why can't Anyone at least rinse food off things before leaving in sink for 2+ days she man

-- retrieve newspapers from yard, couldn't Anyone have brought them in huh she man

-- attempt to read said newspapers as Mrs. T-B. yells at Mini-B. to leave her alone, losing proposition man

-- finally take shower at Many p.m., long after dark man

-- first downtime not till weather report during late TV news, see partially man

-- go through approx. Many e-mail messages, wade man

-- see half of cat come out in brush, ignored miu man

-- get to bed just before 2 a.m., rather exhausted man

 

Beyond the above, 'twas a relaxing Sunday, whee man.