I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[TBoneTX 46,261]

1. Sorry I haven't been ranting the past couple days!!! I have been swamped at work with many claims from customers to work... many many many!!

2. Also gym has been kicking my butt, but lost many lbs and many inches this week...

Many. Had some steamed veggies, grilled chicken, and cheddar/broccoli pasta for dinner!!

1. You will be forgiven after bonusing all of our posts, si ma'am.

2. The loss of Many lbs/inches is impressive, si ma'am.

Many. Unlike Steveklar, uncooked-for by Tiff, never she man.

pecan crusted halibut, with seasoned baby potatoes and asparagus for dinner.

Unlike Steveklar, uncooked-for by Tiff, never she man.

1. I'm so tired. Today has been a hot mess kid of day.

2. It took me Many hours to get a post out for a sale and now I want to go to bed.

1. Which of the kids was a hot mess, huh D ma'am?

2. Your chief job is to deal in pre-owned toilet seats and not to cheat on us via other products, grrr D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,261]

The Ecu kids landed in Quito within the hour, miss them man.

Dishing the warsher with their items was a sad task, miss them man.

Happily, however, the warsher was fully dished with no unused space but no struggle to fit it all, si and no man.

[TBoneTX 46,261]

Despite only a Many-day week, we yet again exceeded our sales quota for POTSs, proficient we man.

Also got doc to Rx us a Heap Strong antibiotic for our cough, cannot survive this pill bye cough man.

Mini-B. read two books to us tonight, literate wee man.

We then read one to him, attention of tiring wee man flagging man.

Then played "tickle-fight," rejuvenated wee man.

Mrs. T-B. used new shower and is as satisfied with it as we are, elegant workmanship man.

Mini-B. pointed out the mechanical features of the new door, future engineer man.

Got nap but without cat, we and miu separately zzz man.

Guest-room bed now adorned with newest sheets from last week's GS for $2+1, steal man.

Many GSs itineraried for tomorrow, compact area man.

[TBoneTX 46,261]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', etc.!

[Asia 2,499]

It took me 4 hours to get a post out for a sale and now I want to go to bed.

Of course I can't because daughter went out and she never takes her key.

Go to bed and let her sleep outside

That will teach her to take the key next time

[SAT 9,609]

I discovered that when you make a reservation using wyndham rewards, it's a pain in the butt to change it.....

[NikLR 13,232]

Have I mentioned that both the kiddo and my mom will be here for a visit in November. At the same time. FULL HOUSE.... again.

Nero is sick. He isn't acting sick but he's got the bad poops. So he's on antibiotics (and pro-biotics too.)

[SAT 9,609]

Poor A-58....

I didn't know they make dogbiotics..

[NikLR 13,232]

Thankfully.

[SAT 9,609]

This gives me a gazillion dollar idea...

"Rosetta Dog Stone"

Learn to speak caninese in 3 easy steps!

Dogsetta stone...

[NikLR 13,232]

Here's the 39lb monster in question...

his tummy is sore, otherwise he normally stands a bit better than that. LOL

Edited October 23, 2016 by NikLR

[TBoneTX 46,261]

Go to bed and let her sleep outside That will teach her to take the key next time

Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

[TBoneTX 46,261]

Non-GS Saturday excitement, see man:

Our alarm goes off at o'dark-Many, truncated zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. lurches in to tell us that the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile is completely out of gas, ADD she man.

We lurch out, drive dangerously, and gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, enable ADD she man.

We also lost half an hour of GS time, see separate report man.

Mrs. T-B. wanted us home at half-of-half an hour till noon, go to her "jeem" she man.

She calls just Many minutes before to tell us to meet her at the jeem, she & Mini-B. man.

We show up, prepared to take Mini-B. straight to lunch, insanely heavy traffic man.

Mrs. T-B.: "No! Take Mini-B. home first to change clothes," in little karate outfit wee man.

We obey, obey she man.

Takes half an hour to drive just Many miles, insanely heavy traffic man.

Lunch at Arby's with use of "2 can dine for $Many" coupon, decent deal man.

Mini-B. relishes the curly fries, Major Food Group man.

Return to casa by 2 p.m., we and wee man.

Mrs. T-B. appears and says that she will take Mini-B. to the park, she take wee man.

Company there will be amiga + Mini-B.'s favorite little colleague, aggregation man.

We launder GS haul and nap for 2 hours, zzz we man.

At 2+2+2 p.m., we awaken and phone Mrs. T-B. to inquire about grocery list, job of husband man.

Mrs. T-B. says hurriedly, "I'll be there. I'll call you back. I'll call you back."

In 2 minutes, Mrs. T-B. calls back panickedly, panicked she man:

"I've been bitten by a fuzzy caterpillar and it's swelling up and I can't walk!" bite she man.

We call nurse who recommends emergency room for said asp-bite, known condition man.

Amiga carts Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. back to casa, trauma man.

Amiga takes Mini-B. + little colleague to amiga's casa, babysit she wee man.

We take Mrs. T-B. to an Urgent Care place, first experience man.

Mrs. T-B. limping and in full pain-scale pain, ouch she man.

Staff take us immediately, prompt they man.

They assure us, "It will cost precisely $Many,000,000,000 for the entire appointment," bankrupt we man.

We fill out the insane (amount of) paperwork, writer's cramp we man.

Mrs. T-B. examined by Nigerianess Nurse Practitioner, correctly identify name we of she man.

Mrs. T-B. counseled thoroughly and appropriately, impressive man.

Gets one shot in each half of still-somewhat-shapely hindquarters, ouch and ouch she man.

We depart place with a great Many ad specialties (pens, chapstick, sanitizer), impressive treatment man.

Retrieve Mini-B. from amiga, fun with little colleague wee man.

Mini-B. admits being tired, significant when happens man.

Go to retrieve Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, still parked at park man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. both clearly drowsy, near-zzz she & wee man.

Mrs. T-B. roots for keys, nowhere found man.

"We thought we asked you if you had your keys!" said we to she man.

"I either left them at the casa or in Amiga's car," said Mrs. T-B., ADD she man.

Amiga disclaims having seen keys, no see she man.

We therefore go back to the casa, lengthy detour man.

Mrs. T-B. finds keys there, ADD she man.

We return to Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, still parked at park man.

Mrs. T-B. fights increasing drowsiness, injected she man.

We ask Mrs. T-B., "Are you safe to drive, huh man?" we to she man.

"I don't know; probably," says she to we man.

Mrs. T-B. manages to maneuver Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to casa, right behind us man.

Both she & Mini-B. head straight for bed, exhausted she & wee man.

We supply Mrs. T-B. a Heap Strong pain-pill, ingest she man.

We wheedle mini-grocery list from Mrs. T-B., precipitously sleepy she man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. both asleep before we turn around to leave room, zzz she & wee man.

We go back out to supermarket, Aldi sadly closed by now man.

Return with & put away Many items, heavy man.

Gulp toucans of Beefaroni for dinner, personal chef (Boy-Ar-Dee) man.

Warsher the week's bath towels, try to stay on schedule man.

Dish the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Bake bath towels/warsher kitchen rags, try to stay on schedule man.

Must now fold former & bake latter, F & B man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. (& cat) sound asleep, she and wee and miu zzz man.

[TBoneTX 46,261]

Towels f'd, rags b'ing, f them and b that as it may man.

[TBoneTX 46,261]

Saturday GS report, see bonanza man:

Despite delayed start (ADD she man), this rivaled the best Take ever, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- 2+1 books for Mini-B. (about elephants, wolves, & sea turtles, sea man); 2+2+1 long pants for Mini-B.;

2+1 shirts for MIni-B.; 2-pc. pajama set for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2x2), deal man

-- 2+2 long pants for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2), steal man

-- old glass platter = $2, deal man

-- 2+2 newish long-sleeved shirts (2 = Abercrombie & Fitch); 2-pack Kraft envelopes; partition wallet;

skinny bath-towel; warshcloth; Nina Campbell hand-towel; half-bottle Prell shampoo; nearly full bottles

L'Oreal conditioner, Enhance conditioner = $Many ($2x2x2-1), absolute steal man

-- 2 skoolroom-type solid chairs = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

-- 2 T-shirts = $Many ($2+1), OK man

-- nearly full bottles Suave conditioner, Aveeno conditioner, CVS shave gel, soap/lotion in metal carrier =

$1, steal man

-- yoga mat = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2+1), absolute steal man

Had our GS time not been constrained, we'd have made out even more like a bandit, whee man.