I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

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And so begins a day full of jackhammering.  

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Who is hammering on Jack, and will he make it to the hospital, huh ma'am?

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The GS & ES today were completely, utterly, Many% phantom, grrrrRRRRRR man.

Colder than yesterday, brrrr man, but with far less wind, except for windbags man.

We had a headache for most of the day, cause unknown,  man.

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Mrs. T-B. has planned to hold Mini-B.'s birthday party in a nearby park, too many invitees man.

However, weather report indicates precipitously deteriorating weather that day, how timely man.

We don't know what to suggest, no man.

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For dinner, Mrs. T-B. served beef strips, sliced potatoes, seasoned rice, sliced avocado, and a corn/cucumber salad with (gag us) lime juice in it, ingest most man.

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Prospective renters have been given an ultimatum to come up with all the funds for pro-rated January rent, deposit, & cat fee by Thursday next, out of patience man.  We have vivid mind-movies of their lacking the February rent and the need for eviction after ~2 weeks of occupancy, headaches man.

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Corpulent, fluffy, purring, swish-tailing feline currently occupying lap, heaven man.

Nobody even dropped a wrapper, no man.

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Mini-B. got his first report card from skool the other day, made-the-grade wee man.

Satisfactories in everything, made-the-grade wee man.

Comments that he is highly inquisitive and participatory, curious and contributory wee man.

Still drawing his alphabet letters backwards, perhaps typical of left-handers man.

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We need to go out of town for a couple of days in a couple of weeks, bye we man.

That weekend will be "heavy laundry weekend," egad at all times man.

We will be unable to do the usual 2 Saturday loads, away we man.

This portends 2+2+2+1 -- or even 2x2x2 -- loads on Sunday, egad man.

This after a late night + Many-hour return to casa, fearsome to contemplate man.

(Mrs. T-B. is prohibited from coming within Many miles of laundering, most fearsome to contemplate man.)

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Half of cat will probably come out during tonight's brushing, generously shedding miu man.

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Cat has officially dropped a wrapper, focused miu man.

Fold de-dish cat/wrappers prep zzz man.

Mornin', etc.!

Edited January 8, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Scintillating repartee these last Many hours, yawn man.

 

Announced plans to take Mini-B. to Burger King for lunch, batching it man.

Mrs. T-B. objected and drove off to her gym, bye she man.

As we were finishing belting Mini-B. in, Mrs. T-B. returned, hi she man.

Mrs. T-B. joined us, of course not ordering anything that had a coupon, Wives Are Expensive man.

A feast was had by all, ingest we and she and wee man.

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Only other exit from casa was to go to r-casa to curbside the garbage can, efficient we man.

We then decided to warsh the filthy T-B.-mobile, cleanly we man.

First car-warsh out of order, grrr man.

At second, fat lady weasels in front of us in line, further delay man.

She was in a completely clean vehicle, to all appearances man.

Of course, she ordered the Super-Ultimate-Consume-Timing warsh, grrrRRRR man.

What's with these people, huh man?

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Mini-B. has read his first Many (2x2x2x2-1) books for his skool reading project, literate wee man.

He now has to give a presentation about one of the books, presentable wee man.

He has apparently decided to do one with animal characters stuck on pencils, good idea man.

We wish that we could be there to see that, observe we man.

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Dialogue just now, see man:

 

Mrs. T-B.:  I have each.

T-B.:  Each what?

Mrs. T-B.:  I have each.

T-B.:  Each what?

Mrs. T-B.:  Each!  Each!

T-B.:  Each of what, already?

Mrs. T-B. [exaggerated enunciation]: I have each here, here!  [points to between shoulderblades]

[T-B. scratches each]

Edited January 9, 2017 by TBoneTX