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[Ontarkie 14,394]

Minty fresh breath  

 

My lab loved ice cubs. If you went to the fridge and use the ice dispenser you better be letting one hit the floor

 

She would even catch them in the air if you tossed them to her. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,893]

12 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

1st snow of the winter here in Santa Fe with plenty of snow and ice on the streets. Wife from Colombia is zooming around in our new car. I'm worried, to say the least.

We worry when Mrs. T-B. goes zooming (actually, jerking) around in the Mrs. T-B.-mobile at the best of times, frightening she man.  Her modus operandi is to approach any stopsign at 2x2x2+2 mph and immediately panic-brake, there goes years of back-therapy man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I think my car looks better after being repaired and my trunk now closes like a dream.

Yay, Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,893]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

This was the Dane earlier this week.

With obvious ox-like strength, see man.

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5 hours ago, NikLR said:

It's amazing what constitutes a snow day in the south. 

When we lived in North Carolina and there was a 0.0000001% chance of a snowflake, the locals would storm the supermarkets, clear the shelves of bread & milk & Spam, and huddle in their casas, waiting for the world to end.

 

Once, it got down to -Many F. (-2x2+1 F.), and they were drawling about "Ah neerly froze mah hahndquarters off!"  We had moved from Iowa and could barely keep from laughing out loud, stifle it man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

1.  The wind was not fun.

2.  I didnt see any accidents from yahoos. 

1.  Today was unfit for man or beast, no man no beast si man.  Even cat*, who is permanently dressed in a winter coat, refused to go outside, miu-of-discretion man.

2.  We refuse to venture anywhere here if roads are icy, self-preservation man.  We prefer to avoid the imprint of a Ford F-Many in our rear bumper, thank you man.

 

*who has just dropped her first wrapper at our feet, hint man

[TBoneTX 45,893]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is an icicle!  

Once one learns how to ride an icicle, one never forgets, memory man.

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4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

He is like Many lbs dontcha know.

That's obese, normal, or emaciated, Nola-B. ma'am.

Not in doubt is his ox-like strength, at least man.

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4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The funny thing is the Hillbilly was being s stick in the mud when I insisted we get them skipants. 

Mrs. T-B. is grateful that we presciently bought Mini-B. a couple of true winter coats while thrift-shopping, warm wee appreciative she man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

He's lost Many lbs and gained it back again.

So you're admitting that you married a yo-yo, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,893]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My lab loved ice cubs.

It ate frozen baby bears, huh D ma'am?!

[TBoneTX 45,893]

POTS sales quota easily attained during first full week of 201Many, not to brag or anything man.

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What is frighteningly funny (or funnily frightening) is to see everyone around here driving around on airless tyres, gotta keep them inflated enough for weather like this man.

 

We assiduously keep the T-B.-mobile's tyres (and the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile's tyres) inflated to Many psi, which is within range of the maximum recommended figure of Many psi, prudent we man.

Edited January 7, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Sadly, the puny Many (2+1) GSs initially advertised this week has waned to just 2, sigh man.

Wimps, all of them, grrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Cat has just dropped the second wrapper and is corpulently sucking up to us on our lap, predictable miu man.

 

We should be responsive to our public, oj tak.

Accordingly, de-dish cat/wrappers prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with Like inventories!