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Hehe, Little Chef, Happy Eater and Blackpool Pleasure Beach are mentioned!!!

Wannabe chav

You are 3 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

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Wannabe chav

You are 0 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

What's a chav???? :unsure::lol:

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Wannabe chav

You are 0 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

What's a chav???? :unsure::lol:

According to my sources, LOL, a chav is someone who is obsessed with fashion, designer labels or bling. Such types are meant to be ignorant, shallow and tacky - with no tact.

I think we have a few here in the States too . . . just change some of the questions and places, lol!

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Wannabe chav

You are 0 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

What's a chav???? :unsure::lol:

According to my sources, LOL, a chav is someone who is obsessed with fashion, designer labels or bling. Such types are meant to be ignorant, shallow and tacky - with no tact.

I think we have a few here in the States too . . . just change some of the questions and places, lol!

The difference - here in the states, being materialistic is celebrated. In fact we look to the celebrities for our fashion sense and trends.

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says " you are a 1st class chavf##k.."

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5% Chav !!

I had to admit to owning a pair of Reebox Classic trainers in white, drinking Malibu, and eating at a Little Chef.

There were so many other chav tests they could have included:

Have you ever bought ANYTHING from Elizabeth Duke at Argos ?

Have you ever bought a full weekly shop at Iceland?

Have you ever bought a pack of Sovereign, Mayfair, or Berkeley cigarettes?

Have you ever set foot in Stevenage?

Do you know anyone who lives in Slough?

Do you have any ASBO?

Is your house top to toe Ikea?

Have you ever enjoyed an evening with someone called Wayne or Candice?#

....I could go on :-)

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are chavs the guys that dress like 'wankstas'? like an 80's rapper? track suits, white shoes, a lot of ridiculous chains, oh and they have to have a burberry accessory ah, is it a real one? or fake .. btw test didn't give me any result :S

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What's a chav???? :unsure::lol:

White trash

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

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Wannabe chav

You are 0 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

What's a chav???? :unsure::lol:

According to my sources, LOL, a chav is someone who is obsessed with fashion, designer labels or bling. Such types are meant to be ignorant, shallow and tacky - with no tact.

I think we have a few here in the States too . . . just change some of the questions and places, lol!

The difference - here in the states, being materialistic is celebrated. In fact we look to the celebrities for our fashion sense and trends.

I’m 0% chav, which isn’t a surprise to me. I never related to that subculture despite coming from one of (perhaps the) most notorious chav town in the UK. The only thing comparable in the US are devotees of gangster rap music – those people who affect a certain style of dress – usually involving expensive label clothes (and bling) worn in a particularly tasteless fashion.

Usually involves a lot of brand name exercise clothes and baseball caps worn at jaunty angles. The stereotype is also associated with underage drinking, high-school dropouts and teenage pregnancy.

Also known for 'souping up' mediocre cars (usually a Ford Fiesta) with more add-ons than the car is worth...

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is chav a white trash or wanksta? cuz in USA wanksta is just for white kids like..

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El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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is chav a white trash or wanksta? cuz in USA wanksta is just for white kids like..

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Senator Barack Obama
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March 16, 2006



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I didn't know what a 'chav' was and I couldn't answer some of the questions because I never heard of the terms in it. I stopped where it asked about 'liking jewelry on a man' thinking it was a quiz for the ladies only. After seeing what a chav is I'm positive I'm a 0%. I hate that wannabe gangsta crowd and ricer racer cars.

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5% Chav !!

I had to admit to owning a pair of Reebox Classic trainers in white, drinking Malibu, and eating at a Little Chef.

I had to admit to eating at Happy Eater. It was complete shite.

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