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Someone would get their a$$ kicked

"After convincing Super Model Elisabetta Canalis that she has a stalker, an Italian TV show pulls off one of the most terrifying pranks ever. They set it up so she is trapped in her parking garage with a naked stalker. The guy is lucky she didnt have a gun."

http://www.break.com/index/super_model_nak...lker_prank.html

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OMG i would have had a heart attack, and she thought it was funny in the end, I would of been out for blood

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Some things just aren't funny. My God.

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Very not cool!!!!

I made the mistake of not stopping the video after it was finished. The next clip is so gross I think it will be days before I am over it. If your into getting a major gross out the take a look. DANGER! NOT WORK OR KIDS FRIENDLY AND VERY GROSS!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/funnel_fart_tur....html?playall=1

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Very not cool!!!!

I made the mistake of not stopping the video after it was finished. The next clip is so gross I think it will be days before I am over it. If your into getting a major gross out the take a look. DANGER! NOT WORK OR KIDS FRIENDLY AND VERY GROSS!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/funnel_fart_tur....html?playall=1

I did not watch that one. Too gross.

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Very not cool!!!!

I made the mistake of not stopping the video after it was finished. The next clip is so gross I think it will be days before I am over it. If your into getting a major gross out the take a look. DANGER! NOT WORK OR KIDS FRIENDLY AND VERY GROSS!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/funnel_fart_tur....html?playall=1

How could anyone do that and expect a good outcome? :blink: It's like the vid my dad sent me of a guy trying to kill his crabs with fire. Ouch.

Still, the fart funnel is not as gross as the dude who drank his buddies beer enema. That was just wrong. :help:

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Very not cool!!!!

I made the mistake of not stopping the video after it was finished. The next clip is so gross I think it will be days before I am over it. If your into getting a major gross out the take a look. DANGER! NOT WORK OR KIDS FRIENDLY AND VERY GROSS!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/funnel_fart_tur....html?playall=1

How could anyone do that and expect a good outcome? :blink: It's like the vid my dad sent me of a guy trying to kill his crabs with fire. Ouch.

Still, the fart funnel is not as gross as the dude who drank his buddies beer enema. That was just wrong. :help:

Did you watch the very end of it? He got a lot more than just a fart. :blink:

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whoa..terrible sh!t

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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whoa..terrible sh!t

isn't that the same thing you said about the brown tidal wave in gaza? :P

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whoa..terrible sh!t

isn't that the same thing you said about the brown tidal wave in gaza? :P

no i said they was a sh!tty way to die

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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whoa..terrible sh!t

isn't that the same thing you said about the brown tidal wave in gaza? :P

no i said they was a sh!tty way to die

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Very not cool!!!!

I made the mistake of not stopping the video after it was finished. The next clip is so gross I think it will be days before I am over it. If your into getting a major gross out the take a look. DANGER! NOT WORK OR KIDS FRIENDLY AND VERY GROSS!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/funnel_fart_tur....html?playall=1

How could anyone do that and expect a good outcome? :blink: It's like the vid my dad sent me of a guy trying to kill his crabs with fire. Ouch.

Still, the fart funnel is not as gross as the dude who drank his buddies beer enema. That was just wrong. :help:

Did you watch the very end of it? He got a lot more than just a fart. :blink:

I didn't see anything actually go down the hose and I don't think anything solid would've made it through. I saw what was on the ground at the end and I don't see how that could have gotten through but it's hard to tell so maybe I missed it.

By the way, the guy in the Jackass 2 scene got the same thing only his entire head was encased and threw up while he was still inside it. Stupid and gross but very funny! :jest:

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That first "stalker" vid...OMG I can't believe she was *laughing* at the end...I would have been SOOOOOO FURIOUSSSSSSS! Some things just are NOT funny...uncool. M.

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