Longer version how to burn calories

[NYGirl 0]

Calories Burned During Sex:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent.................................12 Calories

Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands.................................. 8 Calories

With one hand...................................12 Calories

With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection..................................6 Calories

Without an erection ....................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary....................................12 Calories

69 lying down..............................78 Calories

69 standing up.............................812 Calories

Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories

Doggy Style.................................326 Calories

Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real.........................................112 Calories

Fake.......................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories

Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years......................................36 Calories

30-39 years.....................................80 Calories

40-49 years....................................124 Calories

50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories

60-69 years..................................7,916 Calories

70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly..........................................................32 Calories

In a hurry....................................................98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans

are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!!

[almaty 19]

good to know..............

[eau_xplain 2]

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans

are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!!

I don't think my boss will appreciate me having sex at work while I read this

[~Chad~ 0]

too cute!

[Amby 490]

Good one, made me laugh. What exactly is the italian chandelier? LOL

Edited March 27, 2007 by Amber&Neil

[Jasman0717 9]

:lol:

[Jenn! 918]

60 Million Americans having sex right now... yeah right...

[almaty 19]

60 Million Americans having sex right now... yeah right...

allot of solo action going on.........................

[Amby 490]

I figured out what the Italian chandelier was. Don't think I'll be doing that anytime soon. haha

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I don't see tossing salad on that list.