How to burn calories

[NYGirl 0]

ORGASMS:

Real.........................................112 Calories

Fake.......................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories

Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years......................................36 Calories

30-39 years.....................................80 Calories

40-49 years....................................124 Calories

50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories

60-69 years..................................7,916 Calories

70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly..........................................................32 Calories

In a hurry....................................................98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans

are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!!

[Nessa 23]

[GaryC 7]

ORGASMS:

Real.........................................112 Calories

Fake.......................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories

Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years......................................36 Calories

30-39 years.....................................80 Calories

40-49 years....................................124 Calories

50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories

60-69 years..................................7,916 Calories

70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly..........................................................32 Calories

In a hurry....................................................98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD..

Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans

are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!!

Give me 10 more days!!

[Savanphil 3]

I had no idea

[almaty 19]

longer version better

[raymaga 25]

This darn working for a living sure gets in the way of a good sex life, doesn't it??????

I wouldn't be on the computer if my hubby wasn't at work right now!!!!!

[NYGirl 0]

This darn working for a living sure gets in the way of a good sex life, doesn't it??????

I wouldn't be on the computer if my hubby wasn't at work right now!!!!!

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