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  1. 1. Got Satan?

    • Satan is my Lord
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    • Satan Rocks
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    • Here Comes Satan Claus
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    • Satan is the Cause of Evil in the World
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    • Mmm.... Satan Con Queso
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    • I Believe In Satan, But That's All
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    • I Don't Believe in God (Got), Ergo No Satan
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    • I Believe In God, But Not Satan
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    • I Wear Aluminum Foil Underpants
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I belive 100% God is God. Its a win win situation if you belive and he's real you go to heaven, If you don't belive it's gonna suck. If it turns out he's not you've tried to live the best life possible and you die.

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I belive 100% God is God. Its a win win situation if you belive and he's real you go to heaven, If you don't belive it's gonna suck. If it turns out he's not you've tried to live the best life possible and you die.

....and wasted a lot of your life being "good" when you could have been having fun, believing in science, watching Harry Potter movies, and other cool stuff.....

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Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Don't know what Harry Potters got to do with it. I own all the book and Movies beleving doesn't mean you have no imagination. If you ever felt good about doing things for others you would know being good is not a waste of time ( everything comes back to bite you on the butt) is what they say and good comes back to you too.

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Don't know what Harry Potters got to do with it. I own all the book and Movies beleving doesn't mean you have no imagination. If you ever felt good about doing things for others you would know being good is not a waste of time ( everything comes back to bite you on the butt) is what they say and good comes back to you too.

Harry Potter and such is considered "evil" by many Xian groups, hence the comment...

I can do "good works" without the need for a "return" or a belief in an "eternal reward" for being a good guy. I would think that a favour or good deed from an Athiest would mean more than from a religious person.... an Athiest is doing it without any thought of it counting toward a heavenly balance sheet...

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Platy, i brought this thread to lure you back here..good to see you brother

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I didn't mean to do good deeds for heavenly gain only you asked why do good deeds?? And no matter your religion you shouldn't do something to get something in return it just make the world better if everyone tries to do good. Doing bad only helps others to do bad when doing good encourages others to also do good.

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Platy, i brought this thread to lure you back here..good to see you brother

Platy has been "away" so that his wife doesn't have to ban him any more. lol. Once is enough.

Ultimately, my misanthropic "chopf##kness" has gotten the better of me, and I had to post something when I saw that this topic had been replied to.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Platy has been "away" so that his wife doesn't have to ban him any more. lol. Once is enough.

ROTFL!!! :lol: As long as she didn't ban anything else :P wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more ;)

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lol..you frisky sister welch cake

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Platy, i brought this thread to lure you back here..good to see you brother

Platy has been "away" so that his wife doesn't have to ban him any more. lol. Once is enough.

Ultimately, my misanthropic "chopf##kness" has gotten the better of me, and I had to post something when I saw that this topic had been replied to.

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Does Satan have any regrets?

he needs some tea and sympathy

Platy, i brought this thread to lure you back here..good to see you brother

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long years

Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank

Held a general's rank

When the blitzkrieg raged

And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Ah, what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee

While your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades

For the gods they made

(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,

"Who killed the Kennedys?"

When after all

It was you and me

(who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for troubadours

Who get killed before they reached Bombay

(woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

(who who)

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game

(woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

(who who, who who)

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

(woo woo)

Use all your well-learned politesse

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

(woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

(who who)

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

(woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah

Oh yeah!

(woo woo)

Tell me baby, what's my name

Tell me honey, can ya guess my name

Tell me baby, what's my name

I tell you one time, you're to blame

Oh, who

woo, woo

Woo, who

Woo, woo

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Oh, yeah

What's my name

Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Oh, yeah

Woo woo

Woo woo

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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A lot of people wear aluminum underpants!

I put Satan rocks, though he's not my lord and I don't believe in him :P

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The devil went down to georgia

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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