France opens secret UFO files covering 50 years

[ceriserose 1]

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Sorry, no UFOs, no psychics, no Bermuda Triangle, no Yeti, no Cookie Monster.

No, you can't have a conspiracy theory. Not Yours.

what!!!!!!!!!! no cookie monster..i saw him yesterday on tv..hanging out in the hood with grover.,..

Dammit, now I want cookies.

You're all mean!

*pout*

[Jasman0717 9]

Do I believe UFO's have been here? Dude, how do you think I came here?

With Elvis?

[eric&gen 0]

I see aliens everyday on the street corners begging for jobs. The illegal kind of aliens coughcough lol.

[Dan J 277]

I pray for an abduction!

...and get impregnated

[one...two...tree 2,762]

these aliens will have to file for an appropriate visa just like any other alien. B)

Daniel

:energetic:

Good point, brother...and if they don't visas, then they're all criminals! Get the ray gun.

[rclouse 0]

I see aliens everyday on the street corners begging for jobs. The illegal kind of aliens coughcough lol.

They're takin' our jerbs!

[Mirorgate 0]

these aliens will have to file for an appropriate visa just like any other alien. B)

Daniel

:energetic:

Good point, brother...and if they don't visas, then they're all criminals! Get the ray gun.

Thank the baby jesus for Tom Cruise then.... he'll set em all straight right quick

[peejay 327]

I pray for an abduction!

...and get impregnated

Maybe these space aliens will abduct our illegal aliens so they can give birth to their anchor babies in outer space.

[dalegg 143]

I believe alien intelligences came here, saw the Internet, and figured Earth wasn't worth the effort.

Carl Sagan actually said something very similar. As he puts it, any species that can figure out how to travel faster than the speed of light, bend space, or navigate through wormholes is not going to be very impressed with our IPODs.

[Mirorgate 0]

I believe alien intelligences came here, saw the Internet, and figured Earth wasn't worth the effort.

Carl Sagan actually said something very similar. As he puts it, any species that can figure out how to travel faster than the speed of light, bend space, or navigate through wormholes is not going to be very impressed with our IPODs.

I don't know.. according to Independence Day... Apple can access alien technology.. thats fairly impressive.

[Dan J 277]

I believe alien intelligences came here, saw the Internet, and figured Earth wasn't worth the effort.

Carl Sagan actually said something very similar. As he puts it, any species that can figure out how to travel faster than the speed of light, bend space, or navigate through wormholes is not going to be very impressed with our IPODs.

I don't know.. according to Independence Day... Apple can access alien technology.. thats fairly impressive.

Wow

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I believe alien intelligences came here, saw the Internet, and figured Earth wasn't worth the effort.

Carl Sagan actually said something very similar. As he puts it, any species that can figure out how to travel faster than the speed of light, bend space, or navigate through wormholes is not going to be very impressed with our IPODs.

I don't know.. according to Independence Day... Apple can access alien technology.. thats fairly impressive.

Not only that - but Apple technology from 12 years ago can stop an alien invasion.

I guess nowadays things have progressed to the point where Mac users can annihilate alien civilisations with a mere click of a mouse...

[Ban Hammer 13,676]

I pray for an abduction!

that part about sexual experiments is an urban legend.