Trump: Palin not attending RNC because Alaska 'a long ways away'

[John Miller 761]

Trump: Palin not attending RNC because Alaska 'a long ways away'

Sarah Palin was asked to speak at next week's Republican National Convention, but apparently the roughly 3,000-mile flight is too long for the former governor of Alaska to make the trip to Cleveland.

"She was asked," Donald Trump told the Washington Examiner in an interview Thursday. "It's a little bit difficult because of where she is. We love Sarah. Little bit difficult because of, you know, it's a long ways away."

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/trump-sarah-palin-republican-convention-225541#ixzz4EPro2g00

This is dumbest explanation possible. Believe me.

[Jacque67 7,328]

This is dumbest explanation possible. Believe me.

I believe.

[Rob L 3,811]

This is dumbest explanation possible. Believe me.

Russia is far away, Alaska is next to Russia ipso facto Alaska is too far away

[Transborderwife 4,666]

I guess she doesn't like to go places that she can't see from her house

[John Miller 761]

I guess she doesn't like to go places that she can't see from her house

And they couldn't say that, could they? Makes sense.

[Transborderwife 4,666]

And they couldn't say that, could they? Makes sense.

At least we know Washington is safe from her

[John Miller 761]

At least we know Washington is safe from her

Unless she fails to realize how far away it is from Alaska...

[Rob L 3,811]

At least we know Washington is safe from her

Washington State? Not really

[Mista Fantastic 13]

I'm guessing she wasn't actually invited. She's too much of an attention <censored> to not show up unless she was told not to come.

[John Miller 761]

I'm guessing she wasn't actually invited. She's too much of an attention <censored> to not show up unless she was told not to come.

I think you're onto something. Anything that takes attention away from The Donald must be kept at bay.

[Mista Fantastic 13]

I think you're onto something. Anything that takes attention away from The Donald must be kept at bay.

Another reason he was never going to pick Newt.

Hillary's pick will be even more low-energy than her. That means no Warren. Maybe that effeteminate idiot from San Antonio.