in cairo us embassy

[mando 0]

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the interview

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself,

'This could be Heaven and this could be Hell'

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor,

I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the cairo usa embassy

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the cairo usa embassy

Any time of year, you can find it here

there was the interviewer, she got the Mercedes Benz

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends

How they dance in the sweet summer sweat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the interviewer,

'Please bring me my visa'

she said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'

And still those voices are calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the cairo usa embassy

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

They're livin' it up at the cairo usa embassy

What a nice surprise, bring your passport

Mirrors on the ceiling,

The pink champagne on ice

And she said 'We are all just here to give u ur visa, of our own device'

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the airline office

'Relax,' said the Consular Staff

We are programmed to receive.

You can checkout any time you like,

but you can never leave!!!!

[cbd2cai 0]

I take it that you are waiting on your visa still?? oh, wait no TIMELINE . . . hmmmm, ok, fine.

Edited March 21, 2007 by cbd2cai

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The guy with the glasses is hilarious!