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[SAT 9,609]

You can carry the Olympic Grudge for Canada

[SAT 9,609]

The winner of the 400 meter grudge......

Stretch the Yank!

<stadium goes nuts>

Oh Canada playing on the PA....

[Ontarkie 14,221]

Sorry my sister would win at the grudge thing. Heck either one of them would.

[SAT 9,609]

They can have a shot at the 1000 meter grudge......

Tooth 8 gets the silver....

[SAT 9,609]

Sorry my sister would win at the grudge thing. Heck either one of them would.

Come to think of it, they'd dole out (or "dope out", for you non-insiders)....

And, if "Mug collecting" was an Olympic sport, Poland would have a medal.....

Edited August 7, 2016 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,221]

I think you would win the wise ### category!

[SAT 9,609]

Tark would sweep the "cactus Squatting" events.....

If "Street squatting" and "Freestyle spitting" were Olympic events, China'd have1.4 billion gold medals......

[SAT 9,609]

The 2 Swiss volleyball chicks are pretty hot...

[TBoneTX 45,288]

1- a classy woman is exactly that. Hair color is irrelevant. You numb nut...

2- you would put someone sweaty pants on...

1. How classy was she after you tripped her seeing-eye dog, huh man?

2. Pants warsh, man. We get better deals than you would ever dream of, so there man.

1- your lawn mower, is a piece of ####...

2- mystery solved. Many bucks...

Many- did your neighbors call Many1-2 "by accident"?

1. Our mower is a Toro, no mierda del toro man.

2. Fee for mystery precised, man.

Many. They knew our ox-like strength and recovery powers, see man.

Don't worry, once you open your mouth, they'll know that you're retarded and overlook the error...

Desperate for a +1 from ToothMany again, we see man...

How do I thumbs up my own post? The one right above this post...

Quit fishing after ToothMany has expended her upward thumb on it, greedy man.

But it's genius...and deserves to be thumbs upped...

Wethinks thou doth protesteth too muchly, ADD Steveklar man.

Edited August 7, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Ah speaking of hillbillies, we haven't seen Stretch...

We have seen the lovely, gracious, intelligent Ontarklar's generous endowment of +1 bonuses, si D ma'am.

Conversely, you must desperately fish for them from ToothMany, your only fan man.

Poland never won a medal in bicycling. Because they kept riding their bikes backwards...

Do not irk, insult, or offend the ox-like strength of Many Polish Commie-babes, oj nie...

The Canadian broad finished like a cow-length behind. This is proof that the ox-like strength of the Canadian broad, is no match for chicken hormone-fed American chicks...

Do not bait, prod, or arouse from slumber the ox-like anger of our resident Canadian-babes, NO man, eh.

If "corn-canoe racing" was an Olympic sport, Tark might be a medallist...

ToothMany will return at some point to give you your begged-for bonus, yawn man...

If "looking stupid" was an Olympic sport, we'd have a second gold medal by now, won by Tark...

If GS/ES-ing and resale-shopping were Olympic sports, they'd have ended the competition long ago because of our prowess, man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

If "illegal immigrating" or "trademark counterfeiting", was an Olympic sport, China would have like Many,000,000 medals....

If Poland were in charge of the Olympics, medals would be given for First, Second, and Many'th place, oj tak.

No no no!!

Do not bait, prod, or irk the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Haha no I don't throw fits I carry grudges!

Do not begrudge the fearsome and fit Ontarklar, no man!

They can have a shot at the Many meter grudge...... ToothMany gets the silver....

Well, finally a legitimate +1 from ToothMany, look at that man!

Tark would sweep the "cactus Squatting" events.....

Our hindquarters -- eminently educated from years of quality-testing pre-owned toilet seats -- can identify any cactus species within mere seconds, sharpest perception anywhere man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Saturday Gold-Medal-Olympic-Performance ES/Resale-Shopping report, see man:

It was a golden day, champion we man.

We arose early and hit Many GSs but found nothing except congenial proprietors, happens man.

We then returned to the casa to retrieve the Assemblage, pre-established plan man.

However, Mrs. T-B. indisposed because of Mini-Bonal behavior, harassed she man.

We therefore took Mama-Mrs.-T-B. to the $1 resale-shop extravaganza, we & senior she man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 wearable-now dress-shirts + Many (2+2+1) ties, including a Chaps, we man

-- Many (2+2) T-shirts for various grandsons, senior she man

We & Mama-Mrs.-T-B. very well pleased, pleased we & senior she man.

After returning Mama-Mrs.-T-B. to the casa, we re-set forth, intrepid we man.

Given limited time (see below, see man), we hit ESs only, best odds man.

The take, see man:

-- huge lidded soup-pot, Many (2+2) warshcloths, T-shirt for Cousin-Mini-B.,

Oneida soup-ladle, portfolio notebook, race-car for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2), steal man

-- soup-ladle, barbecue spatula, huge metal funnel, package of spaghetti = $2, steal man

We had inadequate time to return for a nap, so we hit another resale-shop, half-price man.

The take, see man:

-- Many (2x2x2+2+2+1) short pants for Cousins-Mini-B. #2 & #Many = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2),

steal man

Mrs. T-B. inspected and was very well pleased with these, pleased she man.

We then had mere moments to change shirts to take Mama-Mrs.-T-B. to airport*, hurry man.

*domestic flight to visit Daughter #Many (2+2+1), senior she visit junior she man

Up-screwed ticket courtesy of Husband-Junior-She not an issue, surprising man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. arrived without incident, enjoy week with junior she man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

After return to casa, yielded Mrs.-T-B.-mobile's driver's seat to Mrs. T-B., we to she man.

Mrs. T-B. continued to ongoing Ecu-type party at amiga's casa, always a draw for she man.

(Mini-B. & Cousin-Mini-B. were already dropped there, play all day wee & senior wee man.)

We de-tagged resale purchases, pre-warsh necessity man.

We started Laundry Load #1, of kitchen rags & mow-lawning attire man.

Olympic Committee endowed us with gold medal for ES/Resale-Shopping, endowed we man.

Napped like a dead thing for 2 hours, exhausted we man.

Were awakened by garage door, return of Mrs. T-B. with wee & senior wee man.

All were jovial, good Ecu party man.

Mini-B. loved new race-car, delighted wee man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served brought-home Ecu-party food, ingest we man.

Baked LL #1 and warshered LL #2 (resale purchases + Cousin-Mini-B. items), we man.

Folded LL #1, baked LL #2, and warshered LL #Many (bath towels), industrious we man.

Folded LL #2 and baked LL #Many, down to a Thread Laundress science man.

Dished/must de-dish the warsher and must fold LL #Many, day's work not done man.

De-dish fold cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and lovely gracious intelligent Ontarklar with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

2. We get better deals than you would ever dream of, so there man.

If "Cheap Skating" was an Olympic event, you'd be the first Texan ever to win an Olympic gold...