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[TBoneTX 45,873]

We neglected to mention that Mrs. T-B. left the casa at o'dark-Many (2+2+2 a.m.), bye she man.

She went to Walmart to buy Mini-B.'s skool supplies, buy she man.

She spent only $Many, very reasonable man.

She said that everything was neatly arranged & organized at this time of morn, good plan she man.

Had she gone later, everything would have been all ripped up, disorder man.

Skool supplies, like clothing, are exempt from sales tax this weekend, further savings man.

Edited August 6, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,873]

We mow-lawned this eve, Friday night special man.

Grass was rather tall, rain early during week grrr man.

Lawnmower kept dying, mystery man.

We induced that the choke cable wasn't being pulled taut, loose as a goose man.

We used electrical wire to tauten it, enterprising we man.

We then feared inability to finish before sunset, sunset industry man.

We decided to approach back yard differently, enterprising we man.

Instead of doing each segment, we did the longest straight, unimpeded lines first, more coverage man.

We will NEVER do it this way again, no man.

We were left with scattered small difficult areas, all over lawn man.

We barely finished before sunset, hurry man.

We also completely killed ourself, dead man man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Indeed, we soaked Many (2+2+2) sweatbands, tied the record man.

Afterwards, we imbibed over a gallon of Gatorade-type products, rehydrate we man.

Dialogue during the process, see man:

T-B. [gasping for air]: Carino, give us a bottle of the N2 -- not the G2, but the N2.

[Mrs. T-B. hands us a partial bottle of G2, ADD she man]

T-B. [gasping for air]: No, Carino -- the N2 -- the grape stuff from Aldi.

[Mrs. T-B. hands us a full bottle of grape G2, ADD she man]

T-B. [gasping for air]: Carino, the dark-purple stuff that says "N2" on it!

[Mrs. T-B. finally gives us the N2, Many'rd time's the charm ADD she man]

T-B.: Gracias, Carino. PLEASE leave this patio door unlocked, and DON'T let the cat out.

[Cat gets out and Mrs. T-B. locks patio door, opportunistic miu and ADD she man]

T-B.: Carinoooo! Get the cat back in! The lawnmower will scare her ----less!

Mrs. T-B. [unlocking door]: She'll be fine.

[T-B. starts mower; terrified cat bolts back inside]

Mrs. T-B.: There -- I told you!

[Mrs. T-B. closes patio door and locks it, ADD she man]

On the bright side, Mini-B. came out to help by pushing his little toy lawnmower, sweet wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

As stated, the mowing killed us, bury us out on the lone prairie man.

After death, we took the T-B.-mobile for a much-needed warshing, intrepid we man.

Timing was such that we could get warsh, return, shower, and watch late TV news, plan man.

Corner gas station's warsh out of order, grrr man.

Took T-B.-mobile to next place, 2 miles away man.

Bought cheapest warsh, frugal we man.

Cheapest warsh included double rinses + wax, unnecessary man.

Missed first Many (2+2+2) minutes of late TV news, might as well have skipped it all after that man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

1. Mama-Mrs.-T-B. going to Philadelphia for a week, bye senior she man.

Will visit Mrs. T-B.'s #Many (2+2+1) sister, senior she see junior she man.

2. Mama-Mrs.-T-B. will miss tomorrow's All-Clothing-$1 sale at our favorite resale shop, sigh man.

1. Infernal cheap-ticket Spanish website never confirmed ticket, grrr man.

Referral phone numbers unanswered, great customer service man.

Fortunately, credit card not charged, small blessings man.

Mrs. T-B. informed us that Mama-Mrs.-T-B. wanted to go on Monday instead, indecisive senior she man.

2. Good news is that Mama-Mrs.-T-B. can attend $1 sale, whee man.

Edited August 6, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,873]

After death from mowing, we were informed by Mrs. T-B. of yet other changes in plans, egad man.

Husband-Sister-#2+2+1 bought Mama-Mrs.-T-B. a ticket for Saturday, surprise he man.

Flight leaves at around dinnertime, still make $1 sale senior she man.

However, Husband-Sister-#2+2+1 messed up name on ticket, man.

We anticipate trouble at airport, headsmack man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Falling asleep, near-zzz man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', all with +1 unventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Didn't watch.

I watched.

About 5 minutes of it...

[SAT 9,609]

A blind one, obviously, no see man. Was she a rubia, huh man?

In accordance with P-math, you have no problem, Nola-B. ma'am.

1. If you paid retail, you got ripped off, sigh man.

2. New suits smell like overpriced overpayment, that's what man.

Absent Asia! Absent, ABSENT Asia!

From your continuous vacation, huh man?

1- a classy woman is exactly that. Hair color is irrelevant. You numb nut...

2- you would put someone sweaty pants on...

3- don't hate, who told you to play hooky when your mother told you to go to school...

[SAT 9,609]

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Lawnmower kept dying, mystery man.

We also completely killed ourself, dead man man.

1- your lawn mower, is a piece of ...

2- mystery solved. Fiddy bucks...

3- did your neighbors call 91-2 "by accident"?

[SAT 9,609]

We anticipate trouble at airport, headsmack man.

Don't worry, once you open your mouth, they'll know that you're retarded and overlook the error...

[SAT 9,609]

How do I thumbs up my own post?

The one right above this post...

[NikLR 13,231]

You cant

[SAT 9,609]

But it's genius...and deserves to be thumbs upped...

Speaking of geniuses....savants...

Where's...never mind...

Edited August 6, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Go USA!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/usa-wins-first-medal-of-the-olympics-in-shooting-event-141957293.html

Now, look at her rifle....that has gotta be the most expensive BB gun in history of mankind....