Rantxit

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Like these.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jQsnYEzzbAY/maxresdefault.jpg

I love galaxy nails, how fun that you guys get to do that together.

[SAT 9,609]

Galaxy schmalaxy!

Nail pic now...

[SAT 9,609]

Remember in the 007 movie Live to Die Another Day?

Q gives James Bond the instruction manual to his new car? and he tosses it in the air and the car's machine guns shred the 1000 page manual?

That was me with my new cell phone.

Except...I dunno how to use it now........

[SAT 9,609]

and, I have about a hundred of those USB-A to Micro USB cables that I can't use on my new phone....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I desperately need a new cell phone. I've got an iphone 4.

I'm waiting until the 7 comes out to get the 6s.

[SAT 9,609]

And, remember the business phone that I got a few months ago?

I haven't even charged that sucker in about 6 months lol

And, I don't even remember the number to that phone.....

It just sits on my kitchen counter top.

May be I shoulda taken that phone to Canada, maybe it woulda worked.....

I desperately need a new cell phone. I've got an iphone 4.

I'm waiting until the 7 comes out to get the 6s.

Oh yeah, they had it on display. It's nice. I woulda gotten it. Except, they're only taking orders right now.

Many people came in looking for that phone while I was in the VZ store.....

[SAT 9,609]

Here, skip to 3:50. That's what I did with the instruction manual.....

In fact, that's what I do with every instruction manual.....

I think all men do that with every instruction manual.....

[SAT 9,609]

um...actually....skip to 3:48.....

I gotta learn that move....

[SAT 9,609]

okok....I got a good one......

So, today, while I was waiting for Verizon to transfer my stuff to the new phone, I went down the block to the Gap, and Century 21.

I got some clothes. Got a new Jacket. After years of smelling that "New suit" smell, which seem to be forever present. I finally wondered, why do new (and old) suits smell like that?

You guys know what I'm talking about? That new suit smell? Is it the wool?

I can't even describe that smell.....

[SAT 9,609]

So, the last time I traveled a toll road in Canada, it was the 407. Took them 4 years to track down my plate and send me a bill. When I paid it, I opened a ETR account for the tolls.

Now, I traveled the 407 again. I figured lemme add my new plate to the account, so they can send me the bill sooner. Because I don't wanna be a fugitive in Canada. (I'm already one in various third world nations).

Now it says "To add a non-Ontario plate, you must fill this and fax that, blah blah blah....".....ah it!

They can wait another 4 years to collect my 20 bucks......

Speaking of collecting 20 bucks, we haven't seen Asia.....

[NikLR 13,227]

Don't mind my horrid cuticles. This was nail art, not manicure day. LOL

And I've had them for a day already. I'm surprised the polish has lasted this long!

[SAT 9,609]

Everything Niki touches, she leaves claw marks.....

Edited August 6, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

That Olympic opening ceremony was shameful..

I have CCP parties here more exciting than that.

Anyway, I'm shot from a rough week...going to sleep.

Man I need a few days off...

[NikLR 13,227]

Didn't watch.

[TBoneTX 45,305]

a milf flirted with me

A blind one, obviously, no see man. Was she a rubia, huh man?

I desperately need a new cell phone. I've got an iphone Many. I'm waiting until the Many comes out to get the Manys.

In accordance with P-math, you have no problem, Nola-B. ma'am.

1. I went down the block to the Gap, and Century Many. I got some clothes. Got a new Jacket.

2. After years of smelling that "New suit" smell [...] I can't even describe that smell.....

1. If you paid retail, you got ripped off, sigh man.

2. New suits smell like overpriced overpayment, that's what man.

we haven't seen Asia.....

Absent Asia! Absent, ABSENT Asia!

Man I need a few days off...

From your continuous vacation, huh man?

Edited August 6, 2016 by TBoneTX