Rantxit

[SAT 9,609]

Man I don't like fresh water beaches. They don't feel like a real beach...

[SAT 9,609]

I don't like salt water beaches either...

They're all sandy and ...

[SAT 9,609]

Ok I'm going to sleep...

[Ontarkie 14,440]

night

I've never been to a salt water beach.

I love the beaches up there, they are nothing like the polluted junk they call beaches here.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

And, it's nearing my kid's birthday. So, the people that knew my kid, they all brought presents for her. And they got her a cake too. She got like a dozen presents, and red envelopes. But it's not her birthday. I know it's because of me. And it's the last thing I want. I don't want people kissing my butt.....

Every year, the kid gets about 5 birthday cakes and dozens of presents. I get it, thank you. But it's unnecessary, and unwanted.

It is kind of a weird thing getting someone else's kid a birthday cake unsolicited.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

1. Well we made it home Sat night.

2. I've got so much to do still so off I go!

1. Returned Ontarklar! Returned, RETURNED Ontarklar!

2. AWOL Ontarklar! AWOL, AWOL Ontarklar!

1. Man Stretch is la cheapa......

2. Well Nik.... No need to brag....

1. Where was she when we were single, huh man?

2. Fotos of Miss Canadia now, see Niki-B. ma'am.

1. I didn't get a postcard from Stretch, did you guys?

2. invites Many people. It's Many degrees, the AC is barely keeping the house at Many. The kids annihilated all Many stories.

Many. I don't want people kissing my butt.

1. Nor from Asia, oj nie. Bad Ontarklar & Asia! Bad, BAD Ontarklar & Asia!

2. Attendance, temperature, A/C efficiency, and annihilation extent all precised, man.

Many. No worries at all from here, oj nie.

you cheapo.....

Music to our ears, ahhhhh man...

I never go to work

Finally, some honesty, refreshing man.

Edited July 19, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,067]

I love the beaches up there

Unfortunately, they can be visited for only a couple of early-afternoon hours on a day or two in early August, frozen tundra otherwise man.

It is kind of a weird thing getting someone else's kid a birthday cake unsolicited.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

[TBoneTX 46,067]

We griped to Mrs. T-B. about her slamming the silverware drawer, send it flying man.

Today, she puts a (smooth) liner in said drawer, she man.

She further replaced the forks & spoons on the wrong sides of the drawer, grrrr man.

After de-dishing the warsher, we restored everything to its natural order, grrrr man.

We need to call the rubias... now and more often, sigh man.

However, on the bright side, Tiff Mrs. T-B. re-served the chicken lasagna tonight, re-ingest man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

When we leave for the POTS factory, the Ecus raise the thermostat, grrrr they man.

They sometimes do it even before we leave, such gall man.

And neither Mrs. T-B. nor Mama-Mrs.-T-B. has a gall bladder any longer, no man.

They raise it from 2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2] degr. F. to far higher, degrees Kelvin man.

We walk into our own casa and sweat like an illegitimate male child, Ecu temperatures man.

It is as though we are in a Many'rd-world country with no A/C at all, cattywampus situation man.

At least there are no roosters within earshot, small comfort man.

Were there roosters, we would know that we were in Ecu, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Furthermore, the Ecus pay lip-service to the cat's family status, miu man.

However, their actions are that of "a cat is just an animal," Ecu philosophy man.

In fact, poor Ecus would consider eating the cat, nothing else around man.

Cat is left outside for hours in summer heat, ADD Ecus man.

Cat wears heavy winter coat year-round, add insult to ADD man.

Today, cat was left outside in the evening monsoon, ADD Ecus man.

Upgraded mentality needs to be instilled, grrrr man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

We read Mini-B. "Stop That Ball!" tonight, we to wee man.

We found it at a GS and snapped it up, memories from childhood man.

Such a pleasure to read it to Mini-B., we to wee man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Mini-B. & Cousin-Mini-B. have qualified for the Summer Reading trophy, well-read wee men.

They had to read Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) books to qualify, see man.

Both eclipsed that number, well-read wee men.

In fact, Cousin-Mini-B. read Many (2x2x2+2) books in one night, motivated wee man.

Maybe we will frame his certificate, reward wee man.

And MIni-B.'s, too, reward wee man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

We got our first credit-card bill after Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s visit and fainted, syncope man.

At the mere mention of it, we have re-fainted, re-syncope man.

[Asia 2,499]

Well we made it home Sat night.

That's great you made it back safe and sound

[Asia 2,499]

We LOVE beaches!