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Asia is in Albuquerque, NM at the moment. Yesterday we were passing Monument Valley and getting a clean shot in Forrest Gump Point was impossible, cause there were some sand storms

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Oh, and prior visiting the Monument Valley, we visited the Grand Canyon

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I'm filling up the kid's kiddie pool with water. I was going to wait till after my July 4th bbq. But now my BBQ will only be a few people, so I don't need a lot of space. Because I'm not feeding tiffs

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needed another bag. YEESH!

Years ago when I was a single guy. We went on a trip to Puerto Rico. This guy Mike, we called him Horse. The guy's a mess.

Anyway, he didn't have a suitcase, so he shows up at the airport with one a these with a rope tied around it like a cake-box lmao....

We were ###### dying..... <sigh> the good ole days.....

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I'm cracking up here....a few years later. Horse goes to the DR, and buys a 17 year old chick. (He musta been like 40-42). He brought her back to the US. We were like, dude what are you outta your fing mind? He was like, no...this is true love man...lol-rof....

She got her green card, and <poof> didn't even wait for the 10 year one. Cleaned out the bank accounts. She couldn't take his house tho lol......

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Why are you buying ketchup?

And china-slippers?

The Gap I can understand....

If you drove US 66, you drove the Santa Fe like I said. Duh!

Bubble bath pic now!

And, I thought you guys aren't going home until the 19th? What happened? You got sick of Wonder woman?

How's Firepatch and Scawny?

Do you guys all live near each other in Scotland?

1. I bought it to compare, cause we eat Heinz at my parents' house ;)

2. Those are crocs! Duh!

3. The GAP clothes are for my sister and her family :P

4. We didn't drive it! Duh! We drove from Bluff, UT and no way the road should take us through Santa Fe :D

5. Bubble bath thing is for my nephews :lol:

6. Nah, we were supposed to go home on 14th and that's what we did.

7. Yeah, we got sick of her so next time we'll ditch her and come in three :P

8. They're all good. Doing laundries, unpacking and resting after the trip.

10. They all live near each other, Wonder woman in Warsaw, and the other two near that city. I live far away, but we're planning to meet soon :)

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This is where Tark's used ******** are going....

Several national governments have inquired about mega-bulk purchases of POTSs, see man.

And, I thought you guys aren't going home until the Manyth? What happened?

What happened is that they went home on the Many'th, as originally stated, :bonk: and ADD you man.

And, here's the dinner Tark treated Asia to.....

Fortunately, the dishes that the Non-Rubia Commie-Babes had to warsh were almost that small, oj tak.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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No it isn't. She paid for it! Someone can't "treat you" to a dinner you paid for.

In addition, we charged Asia a finder's fee vis-a-vis the chosen restaurant, si Niki-B. ma'am.

I can't believe Asia didn't even send me a postcard. Did you guys get a postcard? I didn't, did you?...

Their countrymen were the priority, oj tak, on the basis of the requested International Air Mail postage, see man.

Years ago when I was a single guy..... <sigh> the good ole days.....

After the Malaysian Embassy Refund comes in, you can relive those thrilling days of yesteryear, si man.

1. I bought it to compare, cause we eat Heinz at my parents' house ;)

2. Those are crocs! Duh!

Many.

Many.

Many.

Many. Nah, we were supposed to go home on Many'th and that's what we did.

Many.

Many.

Many. They all live near each other, Wonder woman in Warsaw, and the other two near that city. I live far away, but we're planning to meet soon

Allopatric Asia! Allopatric, ALLOPATRIC Asia!

P-math-corrected Asia! P-math, P-MATH Asia!

I didn't send postcards to any of you. Didn't know I should, cause no one asked me about it

Ran out of postage that soon, oj huh?

That's the oldest rug ever... It was here before I moved in :P

A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to place an order for Many,000 cockroaches. please."

The owner asks, "What on earth do you plan to do with all those cockroaches?"

"My apartment lease is expiring," said the customer, "and the lease says that I must leave the premises in exactly the manner in which I found them."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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