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TBoneTX Grand Master

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After dinner, mowed lawn, Friday eve man.

The job did not kill us and therefore made us stronger, ox-like strength man.

Immediately thereafter, took Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for gassing/warshing, uneventful man.

After that, took T-B.-mobile for gassing/warshing, comedy of tragedies man:

1. Pump said "See Cashier, see man" upon reuse of our Shell card, mystery man.

2. Second pump said "See Cashier, see man" upon reuse of our Shell card, mystery man.

Many. Cashier said to try again, repeat man.

Many. See 2., see man.

Many. We got urinated and used a credit card, not planned man.

Many. Wet Pimpmobile undried because idiot behind us drove in too soon, ours not over grrr man.

Many. $Many refund for warsh procured by us, break even man.

Many. Wet Pimpmobile hand-dried by us, not planned by unhappy us man.

Many. Did return to casa in time for shower & to catch late TV weather, thrown crumbs man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I'm filling up the kid's kiddie pool with water. I was going to wait till after my July 4th bbq. But now my BBQ will only be a few people, so I don't need a lot of space. Because I'm not feeding tiffs

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Birthday plans, see man:

1. Early, attend GSs with Mrs. T-B., more efficient than with Aggregate man.

2. Retrieve Aggregate, drive across town, road trip man.

Many. Hit one or two GSs on that end, convenient man.

Many. Hit Many resale shops on same street, convenient & deals man.

Many. Perhaps pop in on Mexican pulga (flea market) if fatigue permits, shall see we man.

Many. Return to casa with Aggregate, end road trip man.

Many. Nap, zzz man.

Many. Begin weekend's laundry, at least Many loads looming man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Fatigue headache, ouch and need zzz man.

Cat prep* zzz man.

*to include Heap Strong Medicine, ingest man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with cached +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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SAT Grand Master

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How many were Tiff's thuggy friends, huh man?

Describe, call bluff man.

1- They were my cousins you numb nut.

2- You amateur, everybody knows how to properly conduct a military coup....

capture all vital governmental institutions

Arrest all prominent officials

Seize all the media outlets

Cut off communications

Seize all airports

Seize all financial institutions

Impose martial law

Detain/ expel all foreign dignitaries

Establish a transitional government

Reach out to friendly dictator for assistance......

Duh!

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They look good.

I'm gonna cook shrimp tonight I think. I have to make a salad with all the lettuce from my garden!

It never rains here but yesterday and last night it just down poured so it was super humid. Well super humid for Colorado, which means I felt it since I grew up in non-humid places. I'm sure my husband would have been tickled pink, but he's got the OKC humidity to keep him happy. It's funny because he's been there less than a week and is already like "I wanna come home!" It's silly, but I'm glad he really feels like we have a home and he loves being here so much. I kinda feel like I'm doing the "wife job" right. :)

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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This is where Tark's used shitters are going....

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/bangladesh-stops-open-defecation-in-just-over-a-decade/2016/07/16/1c4b953a-4b36-11e6-8dac-0c6e4accc5b1_story.html

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SAT Grand Master

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Hello everybody! :)

So I'm back home... Came back last night.

What a great trip! :D

But now I'm so tired :P

And to bring all the things I got in the US, I had to purchase ab extra bag :lol:

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Smuggling guns reported!

Smuggling alligator skin, reported!

Why are you buying ketchup?

And china-slippers?

The Gap I can understand....

That's a nice rug you brought back....

If you drove US 66, you drove the Santa Fe like I said. Duh!

Bubble bath pic now!

And, I thought you guys aren't going home until the 19th? What happened? You got sick of Wonder woman?

How's Firepatch and Scawny?

Do you guys all live near each other in Scotland?

No. I could send you a selfie of Tark, but I won't :P

Promise you won't, and you got a deal......

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NikLR Grand Master

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No it isn't. She paid for it! Someone can't "treat you" to a dinner you paid for. ;)


Asia... that is a lot of stuff, no wonder you needed another bag. YEESH!

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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