Rantxit

[SAT 9,609]

Ah I had to get on the desk top to tell this one....

So, in the late 1800s, America was fascinated with the wild west, and the newly resettled Indians.

A female journalist went to South Dakota to an Indian reservation to write about them.

She first saw an Indian walking around with a feather on his head, then she sees another one with 3 feathers....

Then she sees the chief, with a head full of hundreds of feathers dragging on the ground.

She then asks him, "Do those feathers symbolize how many white man you have killed?"

The chief quickly replied, pointing to the braves, "No no no.....see, he score once, he wear one feather... That other brave, he score 3 times, he wear 3 feathers"

The journalist then said, "But, you have a head full of feathers"

Chief said, "Me chief, me 'em all.....big, small.....short, tall, me 'em all, me chief!"

Journalist, "Oh my, how hostile....."

Chief, "Horse style, dog style, buffalo style, me 'em all, me chief!"

Journalist, "Oh dear!"

Chief, "No no, no 'em deer....azz too high, run too fast, chief no ...."

[SAT 9,609]

Here's a pic of Dutch enjoying his vacation.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Ah I had to get on the desk top to tell this one....

So, in the late 1800s, America was fascinated with the wild west, and the newly resettled Indians.

A female journalist went to South Dakota to an Indian reservation to write about them.

She first saw an Indian walking around with a feather on his head, then she sees another one with 3 feathers....

Then she sees the chief, with a head full of hundreds of feathers dragging on the ground.

She then asks him, "Do those feathers symbolize how many white man you have killed?"

The chief quickly replied, pointing to the braves, "No no no.....see, he score once, he wear one feather... That other brave, he score 3 times, he wear 3 feathers"

The journalist then said, "But, you have a head full of feathers"

Chief said, "Me chief, me #### 'em all.....big, small.....short, tall, me #### 'em all, me chief!"

Journalist, "Oh my, how hostile....."

Chief, "Horse style, dog style, buffalo style, me #### 'em all, me chief!"

Journalist, "Oh dear!"

Chief, "No no, no #### 'em deer....azz too high, run too fast, chief no ####...."

Boom boom!

Here's a pic of Dutch enjoying his vacation.....

Real men go commando!

[SAT 9,609]

How dare you insinuate that my friend Dutch is not a real man.....

Ah, speaking of real man, where am I......

[SAT 9,609]

Hey did you guys get anything from Amazon on "Prime Day"?

[NikLR 13,227]

No. Today i moved my bedroom around. Because im lonely and bored. My husband sent me his first selfie in like 3 years.

[SAT 9,609]

No. Today i moved my bedroom around. Because im lonely and bored. My husband sent me his first selfie in like 3 years.

ya old maid....

I can send you a selfie of Tarklar if you want.

Actually I can send you a selfie of anyone here, if you want....

[Jacque67 7,328]

No. Today i moved my bedroom around. Because im lonely and bored. My husband sent me his first selfie in like 3 years.

Hit the town!

[SAT 9,609]

Hit the town!

That's what the Polish entourage is doing in Miami as we speak.....

And, here's Stretch and them gettin' down in Canada.....

[SAT 9,609]

Frenchy "hittin' the town"

[SAT 9,609]

ok I'm gonna go lay down....

I'm like super duper tired....

[TBoneTX 45,293]

Coney island is kinda crappy

Decades ago, Coney Island was a hoppin' place, hop man. When and how did the deterioration start, huh man?

People in general only hear what they want to hear, and worse, they only believe what they wanna believe.

This is the chief holdup to selling pre-owned toilet seats, si man -- edjamacayshun, edjamacayshun, edjamacayshun, edjamacate man.

[TBoneTX 45,293]

My husband sent me his first selfie in like Many years.

Mrs. T-B. sent us her Many,000th selfie in like 2 seconds, foto-crazed she man.

I can send you a selfie of Tarklar if you want.

Stalking, see us man! Reported!!!

what the Polish entourage is doing in Miami as we speak.....

The Non-Rubia Polish Commie-Babes with Ox-Like Strength were puked up by the Everglades alligators and went to Key West, long hot exhausting trip oj tak.

ok I'm gonna go lay down....

I'm like super duper tired....

During the zenith of the evening, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,293]

Oh -- a wonderful day selling pre-owned toilet seats, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,293]

Cat prep zzz man.

[insert standard well-wishes here, q.v. man]