Rantxit

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Shook turtles and reached casa, finally man.

Took semi-successful nap early, bide time till pre-dusk man.

At pre-dusk, began mowing lawn, most in shadow man.

Consumed the useful life of a record 2+2+2 sweatbands, sweat man.

Drank 2x2x2x2x2 oz. of Gatorade Many (2+1) times, chug man.

We lost Many (2+2+2) pounds, svelte man.

Despite above, job killed us, bye man.

Immediately A.D., took the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for warshing, somehow didn't wreck it man.

Immediately thereafter, took the T-B.-mobile for warshing, somehow didn't wreck it man.

Immediately thereafter, took shower, past necessary man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served a macaroni stew, ingest man.

We ingested same while watching late TV news, eat what we see & see what we eat man.

Laundry all bumped up a day, visitors Sunday man.

Currently baking mow-lawning attire & kitchen rags, assiduous man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Mrs. T-B. found a nearby GS, see she man.

She found Many summer clothes for Cousin-Mini-B., imminently arriving wee man.

They were only $1 apiece, steal man.

She even warshed them herself, didn't wreck warsher or dryer somehow she man.

We shall hit Many GSs on Saturday, itineraried man.

Then we must return and immediately LTW (Launder The World), do it all man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Just finished our Many'th 2x2x2x2x2-oz. bottle of Gatorade, thirst man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Mrs. T-B. clean-casa'd today, much progress she man.

Yet again, she swept everything atop kitchen table into a box, grrrRRRR man.

At least she usually doesn't throw out stuff that she doesn't recognize, silver lining man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

We must clean the inside of the T-B.-mobile, imminent chauffeuring man.

Passenger seat covered with extra fast-food napkins, never run out man.

When single, we fulfilled our entire Napkin Need purely with same, efficient man.

Did similarly with little sugar packets filched from fast-food emporia, efficient man.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Mrs. T-B. not entirely convinced that the Many Polish chicas are not rubias, she nie man.

We must show her the foto from Many Corners as proof, see she man.

'Tis hoped that she will be distracted by Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s imminent arrival, senior she man.

We can then turn the Many Polish chicas into rubias and add them to our harem, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

We have probably just regained our lost 2+2+2 pounds via Aldi cheaps, ingest man.

This does not qualify us as a yo-yo, oj nie.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

We just found this long-ago e-mail, see man:

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POLISH VIRUS

You have just received the "Polish Virus"!
Because we don't have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, then manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

"Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur," certe virem.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

T-Bone's wall of late night ranting hits Nola for 10000000. Nola dies.

Mini-B. goes apewaste when it's time for a haircut, wee man. Any ideas, huh man?

Waist length hair beautifully braided?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I am sitting here looking at all this stuff and trying to imagine how it will fit in the car. .

[TBoneTX 45,291]

1. T-Bone's wall of late night ranting hits Nola for Many,000. Nola dies.

2. Waist length hair beautifully braided?

1. The laundry should be just about baked by now, explaining the preceding fold-de-rol man.

2. Post constructively, or don't post, si or no man.

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Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?

A: A religious movement.

I am sitting here looking at all this stuff and trying to imagine how it will fit in the car. ####.

Strap it atop or beneath, problem solved ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Strap it atop or beneath, problem solved ma'am.

I think my cargo rails are decorative.

Of course we are taking the one on the left, but our rental car should be about the same size.

I think we'd be better off without the umbrella stroller and pack 'n play, but it is a necessity.

http://i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag288/nolavj/DSC00295_zpsab762bca.jpg

[TBoneTX 45,291]

1. The laundry should be just about baked by now

False alarm, about Many (2+2+1) minutes remaining man.

1. I think my cargo rails are decorative.

1. Of course we are taking the one on the left, but our rental car should be about the same size.

1. I think we'd be better off without the umbrella stroller and pack 'n play, but it is a necessity.

2. http://i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag288/nolavj/DSC00295_zpsab762bca.jpg

1. You are ranting, feverish Nola-B. ma'am.

2. We see that you off-scraped the ice from your Frigidsota vehicles, see man.

Many. Idea, worth $Many man: Strap luggage to the Dane, who has ox-like strength man.