Rantxit

[SAT 9,609]

My uncle's family flew in from Cali. Very nice people.

But my uncle...never stops talking lol.

He'd go into details about every little thing.

You and I, when asked, would say something like, "oh we met while fishing"

He'd answer with the entire thing in detail, including the while conversation that transpired....

You've seen his gourd?

Gourd= skull

You numb skull...

Speaking of numb skulls, where's hillbilly...

I mean, where's Dutch...

See, I said hillbilly, because I thought you were Stretch...

[Ontarkie 14,218]

This is close to what her bump on her foot looks like. Same spot, this picture says it's a stress fracture.

[SAT 9,609]

And, speaking of stretch, where's hillbilly...

[SAT 9,609]

This is close to what her bump on her foot looks like. Same spot, this picture says it's a stress fracture.

Man I'm telling you, that's exactly what little Gumps got looks like. Except, the lump is a little further back. They had it looked at, he's fine. Except, he's retarded...

And, he runs like a porcupine..

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

This is close to what her bump on her foot looks like. Same spot, this picture says it's a stress fracture.

Is it that pronounced? Because the kid and I have bumps on the side but not nearly that big.

I'm sure the doctor will assuage your fears in any case, better to go then not. When I was kid I would often times not notice when I had gotten a fracture until the functionality was impaired. They never hurt or swelled or anything.

Edited October 13, 2016 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

And, he wears coke-bottle glasses...

And, he's also flat-footed...

But seriously, if I were you, I'd take Tornado to the ER right this second! And tell them you have Obama care!

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Man I'm telling you, that's exactly what little Gumps got looks like. Except, the lump is a little further back. They had it looked at, he's fine. Except, he's retarded...

And, he runs like a porcupine..

The Tornado never stops moving either.

Is it that pronounced? Because the kid and I have bumps on the side but not nearly that big.

I'm sure the doctor will assuage your fears in any case, better to go then not. When I was kid I would often times not notice when I had gotten a fracture until the functionality was impaired. They never hurt or swelled or anything.

Yes it's that is what makes it look so weird.

I'm sure it's nothing, it doesn't hurt her but there are times that part gets red.

And, he wears coke-bottle glasses...

And, he's also flat-footed...

But seriously, if I were you, I'd take Tornado to the ER right this second! And tell them you have Obama care!

Haha no I don't ever want to be in the ER again. Plus at this point it would probably bankrupt us.

[SAT 9,609]

No, I mean when he runs, his trot and speed resembles that of the porcupine...

[Ontarkie 14,218]

lmao

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Just found out my neighbour passed away on Sunday it was multiple organ failure.

Sorry, D ma'am. Multiorgan failure is the sign that things will soon be over, sigh man.

She says it doesn't hurt, she's had it for awhile. I forgot to mention it at her well visit back in June.

Does she still have a leg left to stand on, huh D ma'am?

I've got to cook dinner and make rye bread tonight.

Needling Steveklar who is married to Tiff, baiting man! Reported!!!

we haven't seen Frenchy in like years man. Maybe she married that psycho guy in NY.....

She's love-festing in the Trump threads in Current Events, bye she man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

I don't ever want to be in the ER again. Plus at this point it would probably bankrupt us.

If you sold enough pre-owned toilet seats, commi$$ion$ would take care of all that, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Mrs. T-B. admitted profound guilt about her chicken-gristle casserole of yesterday, frank she man.

She expressed fears of increased caucusing with the rubias and of Malaysian Embassy Refunds, justifiably man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served lasagna with garlic bread, ingest man.

We assured her that her atonement was adequate enough that we wouldn't call the rubias till Friday or so, assure she man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Mrs. T-B. got an A in one of her skool courses, A but no DD she man.

She has to prepare a cultural presentation for her other class, naturally about Ecu man.

Under "gender roles," we had a suggestion for inclusion, we man.

"Wives cost their husbands $Many,000,000,000 in bathroom-shower repairs," $i man.

We also urged her to include this haiku*, see man:

Ciudadana: [female American citizen]

Able to nag husband, si!

A gringa always.

*a literary form consisting of Many lines that contain Many, Many, and Many syllables, respectively man

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Mrs. T-B. just served us some leftover garlic bread, contrite she man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

After a false start with the first batch of yeast that was very much doing well when I put it in, and having to re-do the whole first rise, rye bread is now done. Now I can finally go to sleep. While waiting I got to take a quiet and not rushed shower and work on sewing my dirndl.