Rantxit

[TBoneTX 45,288]

We have again overdosed on cheaps*, overingest man.

*Dialogue from years ago here, see man:

Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.
T-B.: What did you say?
Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.
T-B.: You bought us cheap? What the dickens does THAT mean? We're not that cheap. And don't let Immigration hear you say that.
Mrs. T-B. [frustrated]: Cheap, CHEAP! I bought you CHEAP!

Further investigation revealed that she had gone to the store and bought us a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) has a cat that loves potato cheaps, ingest miu man.

In fact, he says that the cat literally drools in their presence, mop up cat-drool man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Cat* prep** zzz*** man.

*water/play with/thoroughly brush cat, miu man

**prepare for bed, we man

***sleep, we man

Mornin', absent Commie-**** and other babes with +1 inventories!

****Absent Asia! Absent, ABSENT Asia!

[Asia 2,498]

Asia got a cold, but it's all good now

I really enjoyed my week off work

BTW - I uploaded pictures of my new cups, I got during the US road trip, if you're interested

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Asiula/library/my%20collection%20of%20cups?sort=3&page=1

Dunno why photobucked messed with the order, but whatever...

[SAT 9,609]

Asia got a cold, but it's all good now

I really enjoyed my week off work

BTW - I uploaded pictures of my new cups, I got during the US road trip, if you're interested

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Asiula/library/my%20collection%20of%20cups?sort=3&page=1

Dunno why photobucked messed with the order, but whatever...

Back to work, you malingerer!

And, that's quite a collection of cups.....

[Kat&Jon 85]

Asia got a cold, but it's all good now

I really enjoyed my week off work

BTW - I uploaded pictures of my new cups, I got during the US road trip, if you're interested

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Asiula/library/my%20collection%20of%20cups?sort=3&page=1

Dunno why photobucked messed with the order, but whatever...

Wow! That is a lot of cups! Next time you go can you grab me some bells? I collect bells from all over when my family travels.

Is it wrong that during Hurricane Matthew which is on the other coast of Florida from me that I was super excited that schools were closed so my drive to work was a breeze? I feel like that might be wrong...

I do worry about everyone, but they knew the hurricane was coming for over a week and they had over a week to leave, but just as usual in FL everyone waited until the last second to leave...Maybe I am just a mean person

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Asia got a cold, but it's all good now

I really enjoyed my week off work

BTW - I uploaded pictures of my new cups, I got during the US road trip, if you're interested

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Asiula/library/my%20collection%20of%20cups?sort=3&page=1

Dunno why photobucked messed with the order, but whatever...

Holy #######! That Nebraska mug, though, that is about all there is besides corn and pigs.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Wow! That is a lot of cups! Next time you go can you grab me some bells? I collect bells from all over when my family travels.

Is it wrong that during Hurricane Matthew which is on the other coast of Florida from me that I was super excited that schools were closed so my drive to work was a breeze? I feel like that might be wrong...

I do worry about everyone, but they knew the hurricane was coming for over a week and they had over a week to leave, but just as usual in FL everyone waited until the last second to leave...Maybe I am just a mean person

Nah, they had a chance. We used to rent a house right on the water and a few years ago a tropical storm hit after we had moved. Our old neighbors with these super aggressive dogs snuck back in after a mandatory evacuation order because they couldn't take those dogs anywhere. They got really lucky as several of the other houses on the street washed away, but they spent the whole night worried they were going to die as the waves pounded their house. There was no car access for weeks because the sand had piled so high on the road and the area was supposed to be evacuated, wouldn't matter anyway because their car was a loss and had washed down the street stuck in several feet of sand.

I would have just kept the dogs in the car at the evac shelter, but I value my life and all.

[Ontarkie 14,221]

Yay it's finally here! Can't wait to set up my table and see all the cool things that will be here!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

1. Asia got a cold, but it's all good now

2. I really enjoyed my week off work

1. No longer a cold, oj huh? Hot Asia! Hot, HOT Asia!

2. Imitating Steveklar, oj huh? (For authenticity, change "week" to "year," oj tak.)

they knew the hurricane was coming for over a week

They might have been confused, Kat-B. ma'am, because Matthew is not a hurricane, but, rather, a himmicane, see ma'am.

Yay it's finally here! Can't wait to set up my table

We expect to see a full list of orders for pre-owned toilet seats or your distributorship will be yanked, si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Special Friday ES report, see man:

We made it to an ES on Friday morn, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- Many (2+2) warshcloths*, 2 handkerchiefs, pair of seemingly uncirculated socks = $1, steal man

*Texas spelling, oj tak

Saturday = #1 and #2 best group GSs of the semi-year, idiotic scheduling man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

We are thoroughly proud of ourselves, pat selves on backs man.

We did not merely eclipse all previous Columbus Day sales records for POTSs*, no man.

*Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, our livelihood man

We obliterated it, hasta la vista baby man.

This merits a hearty, immediate +1 from everybody, act now man.

Only Butt Friday last year (day after Thanksgiving) was more lucrative, $i man.

We can't wait for this year's Butt Friday, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

After sharing champagne with the intrepid POTS Warehouse crew, we left for the casa, successful week man.

We arrived at barely after Many p.m., earlyish man.

We did some furious cipherin' and resolved to mow the lawn, could we beat sundown man.

We blasted through the mongo back yard without stopping, faster than a speeding bullet man.

We retained our energy thereafter, more powerful than a tall locomotive man.

We blasted through the front yard without stopping, except to change sweatbands man.

Entire job, including blow-clippings, was completed in Many (2+2+1) minutes short of an hour, record man.

And Many (2x2x2+2+2) minutes before dark, too, pat selves on backs man.

Edited October 8, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served rice/peas/tuna casserole, ingest man.

She also bought us cheap, see earlier post man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Scintillating repartee tonight, yawn man.

The problem has been the boring, passe thread title, yawn man.

We need something far more dynamic for the next thread, energy man.

Like "Pull Up Your Big-Boy Rantaloons," perfect title man.