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[TBoneTX 45,850]

Speaking of anniversaries, see man...

October Many'th (2x2x2+1th) is the Many'th (2x2x2th) anniversary of Mrs. T-B.'s POE, arrive she man.

To celebrate, we shall fix her up with the Rojo for the day and then call the rubias, perfect idea man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

On our Many'th (2x2x2th) wedding anniversary, on Hallowe'en, we shall serenade Mrs. T-B. with Our Song, hear man.

To the tune of La Cucaracha, ahem harrumph man:

Ciudada-NA America-NA (si man si man),

Ya puede esposo joder;

Ciudada-NA, ciudada-NA (si man si man) --

Americana siempre!

(Female American citizen,

She is able to nag husband;

Female American citizen, female American citizen --

A female American always!)

[TBoneTX 45,850]

And, this accompanying haiku*, see man:

Ciudadana!

Able to nag husband, si.

A gringa always.

*First line of Many syllables

Second line of Many syllables

Many'rd line of Many syllables

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and not-so-absent other-babes with or without +1 inventories!

[Kat&Jon 86]

I will join the thread T-Bone! Kat-Bone is present!

Kat-Bone almost broke their phone last night because when they were Skyping to Jon-Bone (that sounds a bit weird) the phone decided to do an automatic system upgrade for 40 min!!! Kat-Bone's inventive games last night included throwing the Teddy that Jon-Bone got Kat-Bone for Valentine's Day around the room to vent frustration since Kat-Bone realized that if they broke the phone they wouldn't be able to talk to Jon-Bone, si man!!!

Thankfully Jon-Bone was still awake after the 40 mins and we were able to continue our talk for a little bit before sleep time!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I will join the thread T-Bone! Kat-Bone is present!

Kat-Bone almost broke their phone last night because when they were Skyping to Jon-Bone (that sounds a bit weird) the phone decided to do an automatic system upgrade for 40 min!!! Kat-Bone's inventive games last night included throwing the Teddy that Jon-Bone got Kat-Bone for Valentine's Day around the room to vent frustration since Kat-Bone realized that if they broke the phone they wouldn't be able to talk to Jon-Bone, si man!!!

Thankfully Jon-Bone was still awake after the 40 mins and we were able to continue our talk for a little bit before sleep time!

IOS 10 by chance? Mine keeps asking me to update but I don't want to make my phone into a brick.

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My mother has booked her flight to come out for 9 days for my daughter's birthday and then she'll probably be here another 2 weeks at Christmas. She's already spent 2 weeks here earlier this year and we went to visit her for almost 3 weeks this summer. I think it might be coinciding with the opening of deer hunting season, so at least the Dane can get out of the house some. Either that or he'll be like "I've, umm, got to go polish the fire trucks tonight."

[SAT 9,609]

My mother has booked her flight to come out for 9 days

Dutch should cut the tail off the dog right now!

Because he wouldn't want your mom to see any indications that she is welcome

[Kat&Jon 86]

IOS 10 by chance? Mine keeps asking me to update but I don't want to make my phone into a brick.

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My mother has booked her flight to come out for 9 days for my daughter's birthday and then she'll probably be here another 2 weeks at Christmas. She's already spent 2 weeks here earlier this year and we went to visit her for almost 3 weeks this summer. I think it might be coinciding with the opening of deer hunting season, so at least the Dane can get out of the house some. Either that or he'll be like "I've, umm, got to go polish the fire trucks tonight."

HTC upgrade, I just can't get on that Apple train.... they drive me crazy!!!

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Thats a LOT of mother in law time.... just wow! How does she afford all those flights?! At this point she might start pushing to bring her over as well >.> Or is the Mother in Law already in America and just visits all the time?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

HTC upgrade, I just can't get on that Apple train.... they drive me crazy!!!

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Thats a LOT of mother in law time.... just wow! How does she afford all those flights?! At this point she might start pushing to bring her over as well >.> Or is the Mother in Law already in America and just visits all the time?

My husband has broken I think 3 HTCs in the past 3 years, so he's been given an old iphone. They seem a little sturdier. I like them because of the way they integrate across all my apple products, he hates the software.

Oh it is my mother, so she's already here. The flights are about half the cost of ones to Europe, but still require a whole day of travel.

Better question is where does she get all this vacation time? I think she's been banking it. My mother-in-law is happy in Denmark and nowhere near retirement age, she's 50, and has no interest in moving to America. My husband didn't either, but he copes.

My mother is less than a year away from retirement age but I'm not sure if she'll do it. Then there is the issue of her not wanting to move to where we live. It is an acquired taste for sure.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

1. I will join the thread T-Bone! Kat-Bone is present!

2. Kat-Bone almost broke their phone last night [...] because when they were Skyping to Jon-Bone (that sounds a bit weird) the phone decided to do an automatic system upgrade for Many min!!! Kat-Bone's inventive games last night included throwing the Teddy that Jon-Bone got Kat-Bone for Valentine's Day around the room to vent frustration

1. A requirement is that all of our (T-B.'s) posts deserve a +1, get started now ma'am.

2. Violent Kat-Bone! Violent, VIOLENT Kat-Bone!

Another necessity is use (or at least respectful knowledge) of Polish Math, which consists of the digits 1, 2, and Many, oj tak*.

*oj tak = Polish for "si man"

oj nie = Polish for "no man"

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Furious -- oj nie, frantic -- desire and demand for pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Customers desperate to receive theirs before Columbus Day, special occasion man.

Must hasten to the warehouse to personally quality-test newly arrived shipment, now man.

(Order yours today, act or lose out man!)

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Gods I hate carrots. I need to wear gloves next time I work with them, even after scrubbing my hands, the smell lingers. Carrot smell is no bueno. Should have cut the garlic last, because garlic smell is fantastico.

Edited October 6, 2016 by N-o-l-a

[Kat&Jon 86]

Nola, wash your hands with tomato juice it will remove the previous smell and then you can wash your hands normally, oj tak! It works best if you soak them for about 20 seconds in the tomato juice!

Tomato juice/sauce also helps if you have a grease burn on your hand you won't get a blister, oj nie!

[Ontarkie 14,375]

Well I finally took the pool down. Need a few more folds in it but I'm letting the bottom dry before folding it again.

BTW wasp spray will not kill a black widow but a shovel will

you should have seen how big that sucker was and the eggs sacks she had!

Ya the Hillbilly needs to spray better out there. I think chicken will eat them hmm another reason to get chickens

[NikLR 13,231]

Why do people think my dobermam is a dachshund? When has a wiener dog ever had those long legs?