Rantxit

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Teacher, asks little Tark, "If i gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?"

Little Tark, "5!"

Teacher, "No no little Tark, where did you get that? lets try it again, If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples, how many apples will you have?"

Little Tark, "4!"

Teacher, "That's right, very good! now lets try it once more....If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?"

Little Tark, "5!"

Teacher, smacks forehead, "No no no Little Tark, how did you get 5??"

Little Tark, "I already have 1 cat at home!"

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This nanny, can't even shut up for more than 10 ###### seconds in a row.

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Then I was lecturing the little one, and she has to chime in. I'm like, do you ###### mind if I speak to my kid without you ###### interrupting all the time?

She she's not a bad nanny. It's her ###### mouth, she can't stf-u!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Someone picked up a trackable thing I left in a geocache in the Twin Cities and dropped it in Iceland, a day before we go to the exact same spot in Iceland. LOL!

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Are you packing your brains out now?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Are you packing your brains out now?

Hahaha.

Nah, I'm just going to do it all in the 10 minutes before we leave.

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We have a tornado warning all right...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

We have a tornado warning all right...

That's just me packing, you can ignore it.

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The sky is weird now...

[Ontarkie 14,553]

We made good time.

We got here at about 3:30pm

The Tornado didn't need to pee every 5 mins.

It's chilly here of course.

Steve no seal clubbing for us this time

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Steve no seal clubbing for us this time

Ok, then tell hillbilly to bring me some whale jerky...

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[Ontarkie 14,553]

Haha I could probably find that

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How are your folks?

[Asia 2,499]

I bet those spaceships are like the Tardis, all bigger on the inside than they look on the outside. That would be great.

Thank goodness we get 2 checked bags per person plus baby #######.

Have a good trip, Nola!