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[SAT 9,609]

When being bitten, fight your instinct to pull away from the dog.

1- you are not stronger than the dog.

2- you give him freedom of movement to use his instinct to flail his neck and to rip you up.

Instead, hug the dog in a death grip bear hug as tight as you can.

1- you restrict his movement, and the damage will be limited to his bite.

2- his instinct will tell him to release his bite and to get away.

Edited September 18, 2016 by SAT

[TBoneTX 45,853]

1. Maybe lesson learned?

2. So yesterday started my first day of the Many lbs lost by Many years old challenge. *Cue Steve says "so now you'll only way Many lbs?" No. That'll leave me about where I want to be and a good start to my Many'rd decade.

1. Mrs. T-B. now agrees that electrical & plumbing work should not be done by handymen, et al., agree she man.

2. Of course you'd weigh only Many lbs., obvious and Steveklar man.

That'll be your Many'th decade dear...

She said that it would be her Many'rd decade, man.

A tragic and urgent review of P-math is required, egad man.

And she's not a dear, so don't go shooting her, no man.

Edited September 19, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Sunday report, see man:

Awoke at 2x2x2 a.m., we man; Mrs. T-B./Mini-B. dallied longer, dalliance by she & wee man.

Plumber & tiler showed up at that time, far earlier than agreed or per "Spanish-people" time, wow man.

We had to stall them while Mrs. T-B. put on makeup, good grief man.

P & T started work, get at it man.

We were inspired to mow the lawn quite early (2x2x2+1 a.m.), uncharacteristic man.

We indeed mow-lawned, inspired man.

This was a propitious decision, here's why man.

Just enough combination of shadows & clouds to enable job without Great Bodily Death, that's why man.

Had we begun even an hour later, our Great Body would be completely Dead, assuredly man.

Actual temperature approached, and heat index exceeded, Many digits in number, swelter man.

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to amigo's casa and took herself to library to study, bye wee & she man.

Beforehand, we phoned prospective rentress to tell her of our denial decision, gird loins for war man.

Rentress was understanding, surprise she man.

Reason: Her sister had found them an apartment late Saturday, alternative arrangements man.

She thanked us for our efforts, gracious man.

We congratulated her and hung up, grateful for no battle and the end of the matter, good riddance she man.

Plumber left after 2+1 hours, including fixing holes previously cut in ceiling, he didn't have to fix man.

Tiler stayed till 2+2 p.m., work like an illegitimate male child man.

Our only trip from casa was to Burger King, lunch for each of us man.

We had BOGO Whoppers for just over $Many ($2+2), coupon man.

We got tiler 2 Bacon Cheeseburgers with fries/drink for just over $Many ($2+2), coupon man.

Was least that we could do, appreciative we man.

Tiler cleaned up more thoroughly than anyone could ever have expected, surprise man.

Mrs. T-B. returned and immediately mopped/swabbed everything, motivated she man.

We are not coughing too badly yet from ambient dust, not phlegmatic-we yet man.

In meantime, we w/b/f'd Many (2+2) laundry loads, heavy weekend man.

Also watched football game with positive outcome, Texans over Chiefs man.

After tiler left, took dead-to-the-world NWC (nap with cat), we and miu zzz man.

Shirts/ties for week chosen; first Many lunches made; Sunday chores done man.

Can barely keep eyes open, exhausted man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with slowly emanating +1 inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Sunday addenda, we man:

1. Forgot to report first bite all year from an hormiga del fuego, all but he exterminated man.

Right over Achilles tendon, awful place for it man.

We are happy to report that said hormiga died violently just thereafter, bye man.

2. Forgot to report that glass shower-door would/did not survive this re-renovation, R.I.P. man.

Mrs. T-B. will have to research custom-made or Home Despot-bought doors, for $Many sigh man.

Should she sue us for divorce/alimony, we shall remind her of this & she will drop the idea, si man.

We will all use guest-bathroom shower in meantime, not too bad man.

Today, we took Shower number Many0A-ManyMany2-Many201Many, take note Steveklar man.

Edited September 19, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Sunday addendum #Many, we man:

Cat prep zzz man.

[NikLR 13,231]

When being bitten, fight your instinct to pull away from the dog.

1- you are not stronger than the dog.

2- you give him freedom of movement to use his instinct to flail his neck and to rip you up.

Instead, hug the dog in a death grip bear hug as tight as you can.

1- you restrict his movement, and the damage will be limited to his bite.

2- his instinct will tell him to release his bite and to get away.

Good info. Ill hug the outta him od he bites my face.... although I dont think helpful for this guy's owner. She obviously has never taught him bite inhibition. Apparently his dam was kind of aggressive with her pups so it makes him a little more so. Trainer finally said get him a no pull front clip harness because hes pretty much of out of control. The owner seems like a nice lady, just over her head.

[SAT 9,609]

Remember I was just talking about DAS-Lite?....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ahmad-khan-rahami-nj-nyc-bombing-suspect-145216039.html

[SAT 9,609]

Look it's Darklar.....

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Bro D is lurking, D man.

We didn't awaken coughing during the night, dead to world man.

However, upon awakening, it was the lung and the short of it, paroxysmal man.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

No input from Bro D, no man.

Pre-Columbus Day POTS orders flooding in, anxious customers man.

Must $erve the cu$tomer, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with presumed +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

I revisited a coffee shop that I frequented 10 years ago. The cashier still remembers me. Wow man...

[NikLR 13,231]

Nero has a registered name now

[SAT 9,609]

A-58?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The older, but yet equally grumpy, child got her braces today. Le sigh. Goodbye money.

Anyone of you with children notice that your vacuum cleaner seems permanently parked in your dining room and kitchen? Having to vacuum multiple times a day is getting not fun.

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Yes and for the last 25 yrs it seems

Hi Darnell