Rantxit

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Oreos come straight from heaven, Niki-B. ma'am.

There's certain work that handymen can do, and even more that they shouldn't, si and no man.

Current dude is a certified Master Plumber, certification man.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Witty repartee during the past Many hours, zzz man.

Unexpected Saturday ES report, see man:

Got out of the casa for some errands, excursion man.

Checked out a nearby ES, see man.

The take, see man:

-- Ralph Lauren twin-sheet set (2 pcs.); 2 unrelated pillowcases; 2 other unrelated pillowcases;

2 unmatching serving-forks (verrrry sharp) = $Many ($2x2x2+1), at Many% discount, deal man

Had we not dug through compartments, none of the above would have been found, Sherlock Holmes we man.

Other exciting errands were dry-cleaners, 2 supermarkets, & gas station, gripping & thrilling man.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Plumber & 2 sons still at work, intrepid man.

Clueless idiot who originally did job also cracked an elbow pipe, headsmack man.

We, with zero plumbing acumen, could have done the same or better, grrrRRRR man.

We will see how much this adds to the $Many,000 quote, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Lady keeps pestering Mrs. T-B. about renting the rental casa, overeager man.

If she calls again, we shall speak with her, we to she man.

We shall say, see man:

1. YOU caused confusion & delay by giving us a wrong SSN for your brother, grrr man.

2. You are harassing Mrs. T-B., had enough of this man.

Many. What's the REAL reason that you're harassing her, huh man?

Many. We're having e-mail & credit-checking problems, so you must be patient, see man.

Many. Neither the r-casa nor the lease agreement is quite finished yet, no man.

Many. We're aware of your interest, si man. We will call you, comprehend it man.

Many. If you call us one more time, you can take a long walk off a short pier, bye man.

Many. Do you understand all this, huh man, and will you comply, quality answer man?

Edited September 17, 2016 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Lady keeps pestering Mrs. T-B. about renting the rental casa, overeager man.

If she calls again, we shall speak with her, we to she man.

We shall say, see man:

1. YOU caused confusion & delay by giving us a wrong SSN for your brother, grrr man.

2. You are harassing Mrs. T-B., had enough of this man.

Many. What's the REAL reason that you're harassing her, huh man?

Many. We're having e-mail & credit-checking problems, so you must be patient, see man.

Many. Neither the r-casa nor the lease agreement is quite finished yet, no man.

Many. We're aware of your interest, si man. We will call you, comprehend it man.

Many. If you call us one more time, you can take a long walk off a short pier, bye man.

Many. Do you understand all this, huh man, and will you comply, quality answer man?

Just say no. They sound like trouble.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

They're too eager, surely man.

However, previous landlady of actual occupants-to-be spoke well of them, si she man.

She said, "I'm sorry to lose them," in fact man.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Scintillating conversation over the last 2+2+1 hours, yawn man.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Plumbers left after about a 2x2x2+2-hour day, exhausted man.

Coming back Sunday for about as long, and with the tiler, cousin-of-plumber man.

We paid the first $Many00 tonight, ouch man.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Just say no. They sound like trouble.

Called the distaff half of the prospective tenant-couple, she man.

Sounded nice enough, on surface man.

However, answers failed to add up, hmmm man.

-- "We'll have been married for half a Manytury in a few months."

(You'd have been 2x2x2x2 years old and your husband 2x2x2x2-2 years old, early start man.)

-- "I never applied for credit. I'm old-school. We pay cash for everything."

(So do launder-moneying deal-druggers, oj tak.)

-- "We've lived in Texas for about 2+2 years."

(Why, then, did we find a Texas driver's license issued to you 2x2x2x2+1 years ago, huh man?)

In addition, why did neither of you change your address on your DLs last year, by law man?

In addition, why does your previous DL address have different apartment numbers for you & him, huh man?

-- "I need an answer about the casa no later than Monday morning."

(You do not dictate our schedule, no man.)

We went for a walk, returned, and told Mrs. T-B., "this is too much work with too much unexplainable pressure and too many unanswerable questions, so let's call them tomorrow and say 'oj nie,' oj tak."

Mrs. T-B. agreed without discussion, she man.

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Well, finally some +1 action from the non-Commie-babes with +1 inventories, whee man!

We warshered/baked/folded today's ES purchases, prep for Sunday use man.

We w/b/f'd the week's towels, standard Saturday night man.

We w'd and are b'ing the kitchen rags, just b'ing now man.

We will not f ...er, fold them tonight, going to be trouble tomorrow see below man.

We dished and must de-dish the warsher, standard Saturday night man.

Today was Saturday, Many'th day of the week for crying out loud man.

We never got a chance even to lie down, much less nap, no zzz with or without miu man.

Furthermore, we must arise early, good grief man.

We must f ...uh, fold the kitchen rags in a hurry, please no backache man.

We must warsh/bake the bedsheets & remake the beds, hurriedly man.

We must f ...er, fold the bedsheets before plumbers come, don't foul our clean laundry man.

We must find a way to mow at least the front lawn, both halves need it sigh man.

It will not be a very restful Sunday, oj nie and sigh.

Edited September 18, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,294]

Steveklar has been uncharacteristically silent today, shooting deer perhaps man.

Uncharacteristically silent Steveklar! Uncharacteristically, UNCHARACTERISTICALLY silent, SILENT Steveklar!

Mrs. T-B. & we both feel more relaxed and at peace with our non-renter decision, pressure off man.

De-dish cat* prep major zzz** man.

*who has awakened and dropped a wrapper at our feet, long-ignored miu man

**unless we cough from the construction dust, still not over it from original experience man

Mornin', absent Commie- and generous other-babes with real, existing +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Plumbers left after about a 2x2x2+2-hour day, exhausted man.

Coming back Sunday for about as long, and with the tiler, cousin-of-plumber man.

We paid the first $Many00 tonight, ouch man.

Maybe lesson learned?

So yesterday started my first day of the 30 lbs lost by 30 years old challenge. *Cue Steve says "so now you'll only way 387 lbs?" No.

That'll leave me about where I want to be and a good start to my third decade.

[SAT 9,609]

That'll be your 4th decade dear...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

That'll be your 4th decade dear...

You are right, but let's just pretend it is my 3rd.

And I spelled weigh phonetically. Oh dear.

Edited September 18, 2016 by N-o-l-a

[NikLR 13,227]

I noticed that. LOL

The other dobie at my puppy class is a really mouthy dog. His poor owner has scars and scabs all over her arms. He even starts growling when the puppies are playing. It's not quite a play growl so I tend to yank him off my dog (which is normally when this is happening.) But today as I drove home I was thinking, what would happen if he just suddenly decided to chew on my face instead when I was yanking him off... /scary