Rantxit

[SAT 9,609]

Oh I have plenty of come backs for a lot of the posts here. But I refrain from a lot. I try to keep posts within guidelines...

[SAT 9,609]

This guy's is imploding...

http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/two-more-top-aides-quit-de-blasio-administration/

[Jacque67 7,328]

This guy's #### is imploding...

http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/two-more-top-aides-quit-de-blasio-administration/

Quite the mess.

Hey, any follow ups on the naked guy in Times Square?

[SAT 9,609]

I don't follow naked guys...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

But naked guys send you pics from Canada...

[SAT 9,609]

Guys don't ask for pics from other guys...

[Asia 2,499]

Did they, ummmm, do any "experiments"?

Nope, they didn't. Should I be worried or not?

[Asia 2,499]

1-abduction pic.

2- Polish broads laying on examining table naked pic.

3- butt planted alien transmitter pic .

:rofl:

[SAT 9,609]

Thems aliens sure are scrawny....

I can kick that alien's ###.....

[SAT 9,609]

Now, if you believe in evolution....

If that's how the alien looked like....

He'd have to come from an almost identical world as ours.

First, he's scrawny. Which probably means that he didn't, and can't fight gravity any better than us. No heavy lifting where they came from right?

Next, in fact, if they're that scrawny, he might have been from a planet where there isn't much gravity. Now if take a look at what we know here on Earth. How do things evolve when gravity isn't much of a concern? Look in the oceans.

He should look like a fish!

Fishman.....

Edited July 1, 2016 by SAT

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The 456, enough said.

Aliens are scary.

[SAT 9,609]

Now how bout this....

Who the hell sits there and says "Hmmm...I think I'll invent the semi-conductor"?

Nobody! It was alien technology I tell ya!

And, look at the ancients

Pyramids, still there.

Rome, Still there.

The Aztec empire, the Mayan empire, all there.

Now, where's Atlantis?

I know what happened to Atlantis......

See, aliens came to visit them and they became friends.

Then as a parting gift, the aliens gave them a nuclear weapon, and told them "Now don't with this, it'll destroy your enemies, don't press this here button"

And some schmuck pressed the button. That's where Atlantis is I tell ya.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I hate packing tiny bags. Tiny rental car and compact regular car = game of tetris for traveling.

Debating on bringing a box of regular Cheerios. They don't have regular Cheerios in Denmark and I love me some Cheerios.

[SAT 9,609]

You wouldn't have all these problems if you had yourself some alien technology....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You wouldn't have all these problems if you had yourself some alien technology....

I bet those spaceships are like the Tardis, all bigger on the inside than they look on the outside. That would be great.

Thank goodness we get 2 checked bags per person plus baby #######.