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[SAT 9,609]

He could have parked it at a hydrant, the fine is 135.

Park at a bus stop-180

Park "no standing anytime" 115

Park in front of a church (no parking anytime) 115

Park at a meter and let it expire 45

Park in someone's private driveway 515 and up + damage from tow truck dragging the car to the street so it can be lifted.

###### idiot

[SAT 9,609]

Then he'll be back with a knife.

Nah this happens all the time here.

He'd be an idiot that's begging to be shot.

1- I'm armed.

2- house is alarmed.

3- the cops have a copy of that summons.

4- I have him on camera.

Troph, things have changed here. well, because the times have changed, and it's needed. Everything is under surveillance. The city has a system called "DAS lite"....

Next time I'm sitting ifo one of these computers I'll snap a pic to show you guys....

As we speak, this system knows where my car is, where it has been for the last 5 years, who drove it through where, pics of people driving it, everything related to my address, my name, my car, etc....some stuff that you see on TV, is real...

Edited September 9, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

DAS

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domain_Awareness_System

But it doesn't end here.

[SAT 9,609]

We, are not going to let these people use our private property whenever they please.

That, would be lawlessness. Which is China's way.

But it's not my way, or America's way.

[SAT 9,609]

I ran outta swilling wine again...

[TBoneTX 45,855]

I have this idea for a screenplay.

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn, zzz man.

Little turtle, refuse nap...

Naps are wasted on babies when WE need them, need zzz man...

I said, "I see, so that means that my private driveway is there for you to use? Just you?"

Discriminating against Fooks! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,855]

He could have parked it at a hydrant, the fine is Many.

Park at a bus stop-Many

Park "no standing anytime" Many

Park in front of a church (no parking anytime) Many

Park at a meter and let it expire Many

Park in someone's private driveway Many and up + damage from tow truck dragging the car to the street so it can be lifted.

Way to clarify those fines, P-math-failure man.

Everything is under surveillance. The city has a system called "DAS lite"....

As we speak, this system knows where my car is, where it has been for the last Many years, who drove it through where, pics of people driving it, everything related to my address, my name, my car, etc....some stuff that you see on TV, is real...

Welcome to the People's Republic of Nueva York, praise the Revolution man.

Try that in Texas and they'd be shot, true freedom man.

We, are not going to let these people use our private property whenever they please.

Discriminating against the less fortunate! Reported!!!

I ran outta swilling wine again...

Holler to Ontarklar, who can fix you up with Hillbilly's stash, hic man.

Edited September 10, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,855]

For the Many'rd night in a row, overnapped the late TV news, si zzz but no weather report man.

Let us hope that this will not wreak havoc vis-a-vis GSs tomorrow, oj nie.

Of course, Mrs. T-B. scheduled caucus with realtor in very middle of prime-GS-time, grrr she man.

[TBoneTX 45,855]

Fading fast, still need zzz man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', [insert standard wishes here]!

[SAT 9,609]

Back from more commie dinner.

I am now sick of....

Lobster, abalone, squab, Goose feet, pigs feet, frog legs, peking duck, geoduck, black chicken, sea cucumber, shrimps, tiger shrimps, tiger prawns, big shrimps, little shrimps, mantis prawns, blue crab, king crab, opilio crab, cuttlefish, jellyfish, mud skippers, other sea foods that I can't name because I dunno whadahel it is......

[SAT 9,609]

Now time for shower # 3RDFL-S16VS

(Third From Last- September 2016 Vacation Shower)

[TBoneTX 45,855]

1. Back from more commie dinner.

2. sea foods

1. Cannibalizing Commies, shocking man! Reported!!! (Asia, cover your eyes, oj tak.)

2. When we sea foods, we eats them, ingest man.

Now time for shower # ManyRDFL-S1ManyVS

(Many'rd From Last- September 201Many Vacation Shower)

Ultra-boring item rife with P-math mistakes precised, man.

[TBoneTX 45,855]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

-- T-shirt & 2 books for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

-- warshcloth & dinner fork = half of half a buck, steal man

-- Many (2+2+1) bath towels, 2 hand towels, Many (2+2+2+1) warshcloths, 2 new bottles of

Avon Skin-So-Soft bath oil = $Many ($2x2x2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+half of half a buck), steal man

[TBoneTX 45,855]

Saturday report, see man:

Our activities for the day were, see man:
-- GS-ing, traditional man
-- quickly breakfast at Burger King with use of coupon, ingest man
-- caucus with Realtor & Mrs. T-B. at rental casa, yak she listen we man
-- continue GS-ing, intrepid man
-- lunch at Taco Cabana with use of coupon, ingest man
-- get to casa around 2p & have ~half an hour to decompress, no rest man

-- warsher/bake/fold new GS/ES towel purchases, prepare for use man
-- supervise Mini-B. till Mrs. T-B.'s return Many hours later, we with wee man
-- dinner with Mini-B. at Dairy Queen, ingest heartily we and wee man
-- let Mini-B. help gas the T-B.-mobile, helpful wee man
-- take Mini-B. to Lowe's to buy garage-floor paint for rental casa, field trip for wee man

-- drop paint at r-casa, orders of Mrs. T-B. she man
-- return Mini-B. to casa, then rush out in Mrs.-T-B.-mobile
-- gas completely empty Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, ADD she man
-- make it to Aldi Foods 2x2x2+2 minutes before closing, no tickets man
-- stop again at Lowe's to buy floodlamps for r-casa, strangle former tenants grrrRRR man
-- stop at r-casa to install floodlamps + bulb in new garage-door opener, enlightened we man
-- race to casa, unpack Aldi stuff, take hurried/very needed shower, two can play at this game Steveklar man

-- warsher week's worth of bath towels, preventive measure given looming Sunday man
-- watch late TV news, see most of it man
-- dish warsher, bake towels, warsher weekly kitchen rags, fold towels, bake kitchen rags, flurry man
-- NOT get lawn mowed, NO man

-- get NO nap, NO zzz man

And Sunday will be even more hectic, why call it a weekend at all man.

[TBoneTX 45,855]

The simplest thing that a vacating tenant can do to deflect from bigger transgressions and preserve his security deposit is to not leave Many (2x2x2) light bulbs burned out, no and grrrRRRRR man.