Rantxit

[SAT 9,609]

And for this, is the sole reason why I'm voting far right.

If the neighborhoods of bay ridge, bensonhurst, and dyker heights, of Brooklyn was a country, we'd give rise to a far right party.

[SAT 9,609]

To look at any part of this and say, "this is America"....

No, no it's not.

Liberty NY, that's America.

People are nice to each other. They respect each other.

Etc....

This here, this is ###### fooktown USA.

This, my hood, is the most expensive ghetto in the world.

Edited September 9, 2016 by SAT

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

For the price of real estate, a couple earning 200k, cannot afford a home in my neighborhood as a result.

Which is a shame because parts of Brooklyn and Queens used to be really solid middle class areas with professional nuclear families. That isn't the case anymore. I've heard and seen pictures of the Queens my mother grew up in - a diverse place full of first and second generation Americans that really cared about their neighborhoods and watched out for each other's children, etc. Not so much anymore.

[Asia 2,498]

Just remembered that Steve wanted to see my fat pic while there was a talk about old lady swimming suits... I just went through the pictures from our US trip and found this, so there you go

[TBoneTX 45,284]

I got the little turtle all day long by myself...

Finally fired the nanny and ____ed Tiff? Congratulations, si man!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,284]

This, my hood, is the most expensive ghetto in the world.

Now start telling us how you REALLY feel, out-spit it man.

And what is the practical or political solution in regard to the Fooks, huh man?

And YOUR solution is to move to Texas, where there are no ghettos, si and no man.

If we would have you, that is, qualification man.

Just remembered that Steve wanted to see my fat pic while there was a talk about old lady swimming suits... I just went through the pictures from our US trip and found this, so there you go

Picturesque Asia! Picturesque, PICTURESQUE Asia!

Edited September 9, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Mrs. T-B. continued practicing her speech, she man.

One line from it, see man:

"The wooman is the household and the man is the breathwiener," verbatim man.

We asked, "What is a breathwiener, huh man?"

We defined it as the oral aroma after one has eaten a hot dog, makes sense man.

Mrs. T-B. practiced the word further, practice she man.

"Bredwiener," she said, said she man.

We defined it as an upper-class, perhaps Many% beef hot dog, makes sense man.

Or, if "breadwiener," a hot dog on a bun, makes equal sense man.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Two immigrants to the U.S., just off the boat, walked the streets of Nueva York City. They marveled at all that they beheld in their new country, and they discussed their lives to come. "I have heard that Americans eat dogs," one said. "Strange," said his friend, "but if we are to be Americans, we must do as the Americans do."

Just then, they came upon a hot-dog vendor on the corner. "Two dogs, please!" the hungry immigrants said. The vendor, only too happy to oblige, handed them two orders wrapped in aluminum foil. The immigrants raced to a park bench, sat down, and eagerly began unwrapping their "dogs."

The first immigrant looked at his order and paused in shock. After several seconds of stunned silence, he murmured to his friend, "What part did YOU get?"

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Besides us, thrilling repartee, zzz man.

Weekly POTS quota in near view, grasp man.

Afternoon/evenin', etc. etc. etc.!

[SAT 9,609]

I have this idea for a screenplay.

The story follows either a quarter or a dollar bill....

It goes from a hillbilly in Arkansas to a buffet, where it ends up in the hands of a Fook. Then it travels, wherever it goes, it finds trouble, misery, despair, sadness, the pits of the world, etc....

Story ends in NY or China, no happy ending...

[SAT 9,609]

Kid no homework? What is the meaning this??

[SAT 9,609]

Little turtle, refuse nap...

[SAT 9,609]

The Fook whose car I had towed just rang my bell. All sweaty after looking all over for his car. I told him I had it towed. He said he didn't think I was using my driveway.

I said, "I see, so that means that my private driveway is there for you to use? Just you?"

This one, at least, offered a pitiful apology.

You think this guy ever thought that it's a private driveway? Or maybe the owner will return late and need his driveway?

Now, see? That's the asinine Fook mentality we're speaking about.

[SAT 9,609]

Wait till he sees the bill to bail his car out lol...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Wait till he sees the bill to bail his car out lol...

Then he'll be back with a knife.

Edited September 9, 2016 by N-o-l-a