Rantxit

[Ontarkie 14,221]

We need a new package unit

[SAT 9,609]

Uh huh....

Like I was saying...

[NikLR 13,227]

So steve.. are you going to get a puppy for the kiddos?

[SAT 9,609]

I'm at a water park...

So steve.. are you going to get a puppy for the kiddos?

I love dogs, so do the kids.

My last dog, I raised him, his mother, his father. And the son was the last to be put down. I promised him I'd never get another dog.

The kids, somewhere in their lives, they'll come across a dog, their kindred spirit. They can take that dog home.

[SAT 9,609]

When my house was built, the father and son we're still alive and well. So I lugged them to my other house, and lived there with them for 8 months.

The new house was built dog-proof, with all granite and marble floors. Basement is ceramic tiles.

The father died in 08, and the son 2010. He had a chance to meet and protect the older kid.they loved each other.

When she came home from the hospital, she was left in her carseat on the sidewalk, he was taken out for a walk.

He thought he found my daughter.

Father dog's name was Niki lol

[NikLR 13,227]

I'm at a water park...

I love dogs, so do the kids.

My last dog, I raised him, his mother, his father. And the son was the last to be put down. I promised him I'd never get another dog.

The kids, somewhere in their lives, they'll come across a dog, their kindred spirit. They can take that dog home.

So no...

Why would you promise a dog never to get another dog?

[SAT 9,609]

Look at my profile pics. I love that dog...

Drove to the first gas station outside the resort, in the middle of nowhere, I got more milk than dolly parton....unlike some countries I've been to...

So no...

The answer is, the kids will come across their own dog. Sooner or later.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

1. Hillbilly cleaned out the a/c coils

2. I'm exhausted and sun burnt.

Many. Sold lots

Many. almost went up to her and let her have it

1. He is sick -- oj nie, deathly ill, D ma'am! Ambulance, D ma'am!

2. Fotos of fried Ontarklar now, see D ma'am.

Many. And what of the pre-owned toilet seats, huh huh huh D ma'am?

Many. Do not disrespect, disregard, or trash the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

Sun burnt pic...

Plagiarism, see above man! Reported!!!

Your AC is new, what is your name Tiff?

Yours got cleaned only because it was too big or heavy to throw out, man.

You know that what they say about it comes in Many's?? Well we are way beyond Many's

What comes in Manys, D ma'am?

Grossest imaginable P-math violation, D ma'am! Reported!!!

There is now 1 suitcase left out of my Many-Many piece suitcase ensemble......

-- stolen by Tiff's thuggy friends, first conclusion man

-- thrown out by Tiff, got "dirty" or didn't know what they were man

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Great party last night, si man.

Tiff Hostess served rice with black beans, pulled pork, pork-on-sticks, salad, & birthday cake, ingest man.

Mini-B. had great time renewing acquaintances with old amigito, moved away man.

[SAT 9,609]

Take your kid here, you cheap #######..

http://www.kalahariresorts.com/future-locations

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Will not click links from an unknown source, so there man.

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Awoke too early today, groggy man.

Determined that lawn should be mowed in the morning, rain forecast later man.

Began job at half past Many (2x2x2+2) a.m., no time like present man.

Finished just before noon o'clock, many breaks man.

The job officially, irrevocably, unequivocally killed us, deader than doornail man.

After death, took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to Taco Cabana, only one nearby man.

Had coupon for "buy one plate, get one for $1," deal man.

Had to wait for a full minute before catching anyone's attention, unbelievable man.

Every table in the place filthy, previous customers man.

Had to ask two employees to swab table, one employee openly hostile man.

Second employee swatted at junk on table, knocking most onto chairs, nice job man.

Drink area equally putrid man.

No manager seemingly on duty, no man.

Food sparing in portion size but pretty good, no food-poisoning man.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Morning mow-lawning presciently brilliant, periodic heavy rain later during day man.

After lunch, took 2-hour nap with cat, we & miu zzz like dead things man.

Only then began laundry, still in process man.

Played "Throw Teddy" with Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B., everyone got good shots in man.

Wondering about hurricane in Nueva York, enjoying it man?

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Went out on late-afternoon store errand that could have waited, man.

Was out for only a Many'rd of an hour, short trip man.

During that time, previously clean T-B.-mobile got rained on, grrrRRRRR man.

Furthermore, we are never again going to any supermarket except Aldi, $$$$$igh man.

Am loaded with Many%-off coupons for Harbor Freight, Labor Day only man.

Shall get not only Many% off, but also free stuff, free-with-purchase man.

Fools rush in where angels fear paying retail prices, mix metaphors man.

Furthermore, let sleeping dogs gather no moss, oj nie.

[NikLR 13,227]

You'd have to pay tbone to go

[TBoneTX 45,284]

pay tbone

[perks up ears]