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[Ontarkie 14,221]

So we were out looking for a new couch. We stopped at Petco to get bird food. It's in a strip mall and best buy is right there.

Well we we get into the parking lot and see a few cop cars, ambulance and a fire truck. So we go around that.

Well I notice another cop car, then another and another. There was at least 8 cop cars there and that is just the once I saw.

They brought some guy out of Best Buy in handcuff and he was surrounded by 500 cops!

I can't find anything online on what was going on.

Boy #2 just came home and said some guy told him that someone ran over a cop not far from there. So it's possible that this guy ran and tried to hide out in Best Buy!?!

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Glad he's ok

No one actually said that he's OK, no D ma'am.

Steveklar could have heard from him from a hospital room, see D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

I just had communist dinner again.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked a pepperoni 'za that we had just brought home from Aldi Foods, ingest man.

Are communists delicious, huh man? (Cannibalism! Reported!!!)

1. So we were out looking for a new couch. We stopped at Petco

2. Well I notice another cop car, then another and another. There was at least Many cop cars there

Many. They brought some guy out of Best Buy in handcuff and he was surrounded by Many cops!

1. Couches aren't sold in non-Arkansas Petco stores, no D ma'am.

2. Hence the term "coproaches," apt man, and number of cruisers precised, D ma'am.

Many. Number of surrounding cops precised, D ma'am.

All of this could have been avoided had you searched for your couch on Craiglist or at an MS, D ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,221]

No one actually said that he's OK, no D ma'am.

Steveklar could have heard from him from a hospital room, see D ma'am.

Well he talked to him so he's ok, like not dead

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked a pepperoni 'za that we had just brought home from Aldi Foods, ingest man.

Are communists delicious, huh man? (Cannibalism! Reported!!!)

1. Couches aren't sold in non-Arkansas Petco stores, no D ma'am.

2. Hence the term "coproaches," apt man, and number of cruisers precised, D ma'am.

Many. Number of surrounding cops precised, D ma'am.

All of this could have been avoided had you searched for your couch on Craiglist or at an MS, D ma'am.

Ewww! No way would I buy anything that would come into my house off of Craiglist

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Saturday GS/ES/MS report, see man:

No phantom GSs this weekend, no man, and more ESs than usual, si man.

The take, see man:

-- Chas E. Reed silk tie = $2, deal man

-- athletic top for Mrs. T-B. = $1, OK man

-- full box latex gloves = $1, steal man

-- full box Curad bandages = half a buck, deal man

-- 2 bath towels (1 thick, 1 thin) = $1, steal man

-- 2 bath towels, 2 hand-towels, 2 pillowcases = $1, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 & a half), whee man

We love MSs (moving-sales) when people just want to get rid of their stuff, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

1. Well he talked to him so he's ok, like not dead

2. Ewww! No way would I buy anything that would come into my house off of Craiglist

1. The guy could have been wrapped like a mummy with all Many limbs in traction, D ma'am.

2. You're just leaving more absolute steals for the rest of us, miss out Miss D ma'am.

As a policy (and this is not directed at Ontarklar), we have long thought that it's dumber unnecessarier than hell to pay retail for furniture, cars, most clothing, and most other things, oj tak. Once one owns the stuff, no one who sees it will ever ask (or think to ask) where you got it, oj nie. Why should we pay $Many (for example, $2x2x2x2x2x2 or even half-$Many, such as $2x2x2x2x2) for a designer tie when we can get it at a GS, ES, MS, or resale shop for $2 on average, huh man? Every time we see a tie priced at more than $Many, we think that we're getting ripped off, egad man.

Edited August 28, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Steveklar is probably thinking of the following jokes, see man:

Q, man: Why did God invent Gentiles, huh man?

A, man: So there'd be somebody to pay retail price, that's why man.

A Gentile joke, see man:

Salesman: The retail price on this is $Many,000.

Customer: OK -- I'll take it.

Edited August 28, 2016 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,221]

Why because of roaches, bed bugs and god knows what other bodily fluids are on such things!

And for some things no amount of cleaning will ever be enough.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

That's why one has the choice to pass up the sale, si D ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. has scored some magnificent furniture at a fraction of store cost, credit she man.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Warshered/baked/folded bath linens, including new purchases, Thread Laundress report man.

Warshered/baked/folded kitchen rags & mow-lawning attire, Thread Laundress report continued man.

This leaves a mere Many (2+1) loads for Sunday, too good to be true man.

Regardless, we still miss Mama-Mrs.-T-B. & Cousin-Mini-B., senior she & senior wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Dished and must de-dish a VERY full warsher, sigh man.

Couldn't even fit in everything that Mrs. T-B. muddied, ought to run small #2 load man.

We starkly realize how much Mama-Mrs.-T-B. protected us in this way, sigh man.

Not even the use of the Chinet disposable plates during that time accounts for the difference, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

It hasn't monsooned or even sprinkled for 2 days now, amazing man.

Mown lawn still looks like the greens at Augusta National, brag man.

Could even have warshed the filthy T-B. & Mrs.-T-B.-mobiles, sigh man.

Is supposed to rain tomorrow, however, justification man.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

We need to audition dry-cleaners, sigh man.

Long-time place cheap, but buttoned only collar-button on finished shirts, time-saver man.

Bagged/hangared shirts behind the first one always looked like accordions, what's the purpose man.

Recently chosen dry-cleaner offering special on shirts, $1 minus 2x2x2+2+1 cents/shirt man.

However, dry-cleaning costs absolutely outrageous, unacceptable man.

Shall try to figure out most efficient way of collecting names/locations/phone numbers to call, project man.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

As is evident at least from first toucans, cat accepts larger Perfect Portions soft glop, ingest miu man.

Has eaten approximately Many% of the first two daily servings, acceptable enough man.

Cat liked turkey yesterday and salmon today, ingest miu man.

Will serve her chicken tomorrow, hopefully ingest miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,285]

Mini-B. had decent Friday at skool, feel-bettering wee man.

Earned some tickets for good behavior, report from wee man.

Seems to understand what's necessary for skool success, intensive ancestral effort man.

Mama T-B. will NOT let him fail or screw up, NO senior she man.

Mrs. T-B.'s effort commendable too, good mommy she man.