Rantxit

[SAT 9,609]

Check this out.

Gump's older brother (I call him Hirohito, for his stupid mustache) remember he told me that he was going to be "given" 50% of a restaurant? etc....

Anyway, he had his 2 kids living with his and Gump's parents in Malaysia? The parents who dropped off little Gump at my in laws? And said "No backsies"?

well, Hirothito's 2 kids, 14 and 13, are back here now in the US. They're in my house with little gump right now.

My SIL said....."These 2 are so bad".

And I said, "Well now you know how bad your son was in Malaysia, and how he got that way"

Gump, and his whole family, are people. And I don't know why my SIL ended up with him.

Now you know why everyone of her relatives asked me "How did she end up marrying that bad"?

[SAT 9,609]

Gump's brother looks like this, slightly longer hair, and much fatter.

[SAT 9,609]

Gump children, gone.

Man is hirohito's kid fat.

SIL said he's very selfish, ate ask of little Gumps favorite / snacks. Everything is about him, no one else matters.

Yep, sounds about right for a Gump child...

[SAT 9,609]

Look speaking KFC, they discovered the secret recipe. But they forgot "one 3 lb animal 57"

http://nypost.com/2016/08/22/kfcs-secret-fried-chicken-recipe-might-have-finally-been-discovered/

I'm gonna make this now...

[TBoneTX 45,286]

We were's at Sylwia's house.

Anna prefered to go with her other friends to take pictures of the airplanes, helicopters and all that stuff...

So she's the antisocial culprit, oj tak!

1. Tbone the puppy

2. gained Many lbs.

Many. The cat holds steady at about Many. He is not a fat cat and hopefully never will be.

1. You named the puppy after us, huh Niki-B. ma'am? How flattering, si ma'am!

2. Weight-gain precised, see ma'am.

Many. If he weighs Many, he's either a fat cat or needs to be, see ma'am.

I had a big fat greasy onion cheeseburger...

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served penne pasta with chicken breast and a hint of onions, ingest man.

Not sure it will get husband approval, we will have to see.

You're on your HOA's bullseye list now, Nola-B. ma'am...

Edited August 23, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,286]

Check this out. [...] I don't know why my SIL ended up with him.

And exactly why are they allowed in your casa, huh man?

Does anyone ever put his foot down, already "NO" the answer man?

ate ask of little Gumps favorite / snacks.

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,286]

We smashed various POTS sales records today, whee man.

Mini-B. had a positive first day of Kindergarten, wee man.

He made friends (Elliott & Raphael), wee men.

He is teaching Raphael either Spanish or English, unclear man.

He ate lunch when he was supposed to, unconscionably early man.

He followed the crossing-guard straight to Mrs. T-B. at day's end, knows the procedure wee man.

He observed, "I think I'll go back tomorrow," wee man.

When we dropped him off in the morning, both Mrs. T-B. and we had very wet eyes, sob man.

Chubby little babies-in-arms grow up so fast, too true man.

Edited August 23, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,286]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', photogenic Commie- and HOA-challenging babes with +1 inventories!

Edited August 23, 2016 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

We smashed various POTS sales records today, whee man.

Mini-B. had a positive first day of Kindergarten, wee man.

He made friends (Elliott & Raphael), wee men.

He is teaching Raphael either Spanish or English, unclear man.

He ate lunch when he was supposed to, unconscionably early man.

He followed the crossing-guard straight to Mrs. T-B. at day's end, knows the procedure wee man.

He observed, "I think I'll go back tomorrow," wee man.

When we dropped him off in the morning, both Mrs. T-B. and we had very wet eyes, sob man.

Chubby little babies-in-arms grow up so fast, too true man.

Awww, that is good he had a nice first day. I think mine might have cried a lot of the first day.

You're on your HOA's bullseye list now, Nola-B. ma'am...

My house is officially listed as 100 years old, but there was probably a cabin of some type predating that on the site. I'd love to see the rules of the 100 year old Swedish/Norwegian HOA. Probably something like:

No making lutefisk in the front yard.

No painting house colors of the Danish flag.

No hanging of the Danish flag.

No Danes.

LOL. It was a time period in which the Norwegians had really pushed to separate themselves from Denmark.

[NikLR 13,227]

Puppy slept all night *knock on wood*

Yay

[NikLR 13,227]

1. You named the puppy after us, huh Niki-B. ma'am? How flattering, si ma'am!

2. Weight-gain precised, see ma'am.

Many. If he weighs Many, he's either a fat cat or needs to be, see ma'am.

1) no tbone, we did not name our puppy after you.

2) no, he doesnt need to be fat.

[SAT 9,609]

1) no tbone, we did not name our puppy after you.

2) no, he doesnt need to be fat.

1- Of course you wouldn't because then the dog's name would be "dum "

2- Yes he does, everybody loves a fat dog...

[NikLR 13,227]

2) no neither the cat or dog need to be fat.

[TBoneTX 45,286]

1. Awww, that is good he had a nice first day. I think mine might have cried a lot of the first day.

2. My house is officially listed as Many years old [...] I'd love to see the rules of the Many year old Swedish/Norwegian HOA.

1. Today, Mini-B. saw everyone aggregated in the cafeteria (standard procedure), decreed that there were too many people, and expressed a firm desire to leave. Fortunately, a skool-police cruiser went by, and Mrs. T-B. threatened to turn over Mini-B. unless he complied. He fell for it, wee man.

2. Violating the No-Dane rule, oj tak! Reported!!!

1) no tbone, we did not name our puppy after you.

2) no, he doesnt need to be fat.

1. Reported!!!

2. There is nothing like a corpulent, purring feline on one's lap, miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,286]

Got barely Many hours of sleep thanks to digestive troubles, too many cheaps man.

Fought rows and rows of turtles on inbound commute, grrr man.

Currently filling many POTS-customers' dreams of ownership, presto change-o man.

Accordingly, afternoon/evenin', Commie-, skinny-catting, and HOA-violating babes with hoarded +1 inventories!