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[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I'm telling you, the Serbian women volleyball team has inspired me to go get a Serbian nanny.

But I'll wait for the kids to grow up first...

Serbians are freaking hardcore.

No, really.

She'd definitely keep you in line.

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That, and the US is falling apart, they look worse than they did playing the Dutch...

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This reminds me of the Serbian tree hugger athlete couple joke...

Stand by...

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So, a Serbian couple was driving down the road and saw a wounded skunk. The man stops the car, she goes to pick it up and brings it back in.

She said, "look the poor thing is shivering, what should I do?"

The husband said, "put it between your legs to warm it up"

The wife said, "what about the smell?"

The husband said, "pinch its nose"

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The inside evaporator coil is hard to get to for cleaning.....

[TBoneTX 45,287]

We will deal with Steveklar's ridiculous and P-math-noncompliant posts soon enough, sigh man.

The purpose of this report is to report a miracle -- oj nie, TWO miracles*, si and si man.

*read carefully to find, mirabile visu man

We awoke this morn to see that it hadn't rained, how dry we are man.

We resolved to mow the lawn, squishiness aside, resolute man.

Sun was largely out and humidity was so soupy as to be cut with a fork, mix metaphors man.

We mowed entire lawn, nearly completely killed us man.

After death, we went back into the casa at half-an-hour-till-noon, finished job man.

At noon sharp, there occurred the mother of all monsoons, sink Noah's Ark man.

Lawn crew for next-door neighbors had to quit before finishing their work, ha man.

Within half an hour of the monsoon, the following happened, see man:

Many (2+2) -- count them -- Many (2+2) lakes formed in the back yard, go swimming man.

Rivers were pouring from the side yards of the casa onto the street, go whitewater rafting man.

Timing can be everything, early bird gets wormed man.

We were & are the only one probably in the whole city to have mowed successfully, whee man.

Edited August 19, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. & Cousin-Mini-B. in air to Ecu, bye senior she & senior wee man.

Fuller report after late TV news, stay on edge of your (pre-owned toilet) seats man.

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nearly completely killed us man.

Is your wife gonna sell your used in a yard sale?

[TBoneTX 45,287]

A farmer went to the railroad office to complete a form about a cow that had been killed on the tracks.

He paused when he came to the line "disposition of the carcass."

Puzzled, he finally wrote, "kind and gentle," moo man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

The Ecu plane has landed just now, si man -- Many (2+2) minutes ahead of schedule, whee man.

The corresponding flights over the last Many (2+2) days were drastically late, worries man.

However, all went swimmingly, presuming concurrent luggage arrival, relief man.

We just warshered/baked/folded the guest-room bed sheets, mini-Thread Laundress report man.

As always, it was very sad to confirm in this way that Mama-Mrs.-T-B. is gone, sigh man.

However, we sent her back with many goodies, details to follow man.

Edited August 19, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Return-Ecus-to-Ecu report, see man:

Awoke consequent to effective effects of Heap Strong back-medicine, able to move carcass man.

Perceived need for and effected mow-lawning per above, success man.

Died and recovered, bye and hi we man.

For lunch, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served beef strips in onions, with rice & mixed vegetables, ingest man.

Napped joyously (with cat) for nearly an hour, we and miu zzz man.

Loaded Ecus' suitcases* into T-B.-mobile, completely full man.

*2 free checkable bags apiece, Christmas every day man

*Mama-Mrs.-T-B. left with the following, follow along man:

-- Many (2+2+2)** thick bath-towels, from our cache man

**Mrs. T-B. crammed 2 or Many more in with those, opportunistic she man

-- Many (2x2x2+2) hand-towels, from our cache man

-- Many (>2) warshcloths, from our cache man

-- 2 bathmats, hard to get good ones in Ecu man

-- Many(2+2)-pc. set of full bedsheets, delighted senior she man

-- Many (2+2+2) pillowcases, matching sets man

All the above fit into the ES suitcase from attic, bought for just that purpose man.

We made Mrs. T-B. retrieve it from attic as penance, ADD she man.

Cousin-Mini-B. took a great many clothes & games, delighted senior wee man.

Trip to airport confounded by rain and turtles, grrrRRR man.

Dropped Ecus at departure lane, wait for us man.

T-B.-mobile parking readily found, spaced-in man.

Re-met Ecus, we rejoin they man.

Lugged luggage inside, what a drag man.

Checked Ecus in & printed bag-tags, all automated man.

All suitcases comfortably under weight-limit, nirvana man.

Waited till Ecus got through security and waved to us, bye man.

Felt sad and empty on drive to casa in monstrous traffic, sigh man.

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Activity occurred parallel with our Ecu-returning, si man.

Mini-B. had Kindergarten orientation caucus with new skoolteechur, wee man with teech-he ma'am.

Teechur has Many (2x2x2x2x2+2+2+1) years of teeching experience, senior teech-he ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. & Mama-T-B. represented us at said caucus, she & senior she man.

Mama-T-B. apparently reasonably satisfied, fiercely protective grandma-she man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. arrived at casa just Many minutes after we did, timing man.

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Everybody massively exhausted, long day man.

We attempted nap #2, we no but miu zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. in bed early, zzz she and wee man.

We expect pent-up, fierce demand tomorrow for pre-owned toilet seats, weekly quota man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

you put zee potatów...in zee FRONT of your pants, oui oui..."

Joke as old as Moses' toes and twice as corny, good grief man.

Like the K2-Many means 2 man kayak Many meters.

C1-Many= canoe 1 man, Many meters.

They can't do that. I should sue...

You can't do P-math, oj nie. We should enroll you in a mandatory remedial course, oj tak.

Oh ####, the US won the protest on the WManyxMany!

Oh ####, another P-math failure, protest THAT man!

the Serbian chicks are pretty hot...

LPoP and unread, but we idly wonder whether the Serbian volleyball chicas are rubias, idly wonder man...

[TBoneTX 45,287]

the Serbian women volleyball team has inspired me to go get a Serbian nanny.

You can't even handle your current boss, whipped man.

She'd definitely keep you in line.

With mouth & both eyes closed and both hands tied behind her back, pushover Steveklar man.

The inside evaporator coil is hard to get to for cleaning.....

Which explains the fuzz in your brain, huh man?