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We are increasingly pessimistic about mow-lawning this week, sigh man.

In addition, only a puny number of weekend GSs have thus far been advertised, sigh man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent barfing Commie- and other babes with presumed +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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SAT Grand Master

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The American horse broads have inspired me to go get a horse and train the kids to be Olympic horse chicks...

I mean, the little one was born year of the horse...

So she's gotta be good at riding a horse right?

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And, how did France win the horse team thing...

French people don't know how to ride horsies, they only know how to hug trees.

I mean, look, everyone in America plays basketball, 1 kid has a ball, and everybody shoots hoops right? It's natural that we're the best at it.

In Canada, every kid grew up with a hockey stick, so likewise, they're the best at that.

In China, 1 piece of plywood, and a knockoff Forrest Gump ping pong paddle, everyone plays ping pong...so they dominate in trademark counterfeiting...

America, should dominate the horse sports...

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So, in Rio...

A Polish athlete was sitting on the beach full of hot broads. But no one would give him time of day (you know, sorta like Tark?)

10 feet from him sat a French athlete, and he's surrounded by hot chicks.

The Polish guy can't help but ask him what his secret is.

So the French guy says, "maybee I can help you little beet...you go over to zee store, and you get a pair speedó, like me, oui oui..."

So the Polish guy goes to buy Speedos, puts them on, and still, no women would look at him. So he told the French guy that it didn't work.

The French guy said, "maybee I help you little beet more. Go get a potatów...and put zit in your shorts..."

So, the Polish guy, gets a potato and puts it in his Speedo. But still, no women would talk to him. He goes to tell the French guy again.

The French guy said, "oui oui, maybee I help you last time...you put zee potatów...in zee FRONT of your pants, oui oui..."

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Are you kidding me? We just dropped the stick in our best event... The 4x100 women's relay...

We won the gold last time

The Brazilian broad's arm hit the US runner's hand on the hand off. That's cheating!

Foul, foul!

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The Olympics name their events like the way I name my showers....

Like the K2-200 means 2 man kayak 200 meters.

C1-200= canoe 1 man, 200 meters.

They can't do that. I should sue...

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I'm telling you, the Serbian women volleyball team has inspired me to go get a Serbian nanny.

But I'll wait for the kids to grow up first...

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