Rantxit

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. will not come close to fitting all spoils into luggage, no way man.

And we wanted to send Many towels down to family-in-law, drat man.

We will try to convince (& will pay for) extra suitcasing for Mama-Mrs.-T-B., take it all man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Did get evening nap, nearly overslept late TV news man.

Bath linens warshered/baked/folded/stashed, Saturday night man.

Kitchen rags baking, not going to fold tonight no man.

Warsher dished, must de-dish shortly man.

Cat just dumped a fragrant load into litterbox, functional miu digestive system man.

Perhaps just Many (2+1) laundry loads for Sunday, strangely light man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and scarce other-babes with +1 unventories!

[SAT 9,609]

He's only had one accident so far when we first got home.

Got it!

Name him "Pee-wee"....

My mommy dog had that in her eye when she was a pup, they said it's pretty common. How I miss her

Your grass resembles the Rio Olympic soccer field...

[NikLR 13,227]

Lol tbone.... nothing like some heavy cream sauce to make thr middle bits work.

Steve, thats right under the houseguests kids playset. I cant be bothered at this point to put in much watering effort. Next year i can throw down a bunch of seed and really try to bring the yards back.

[SAT 9,609]

Well it's still better than Tarks grass...

[SAT 9,609]

I'm watching the riots in Milwaukee...

The media calls it a "protest". They're protesting the shooting of a perp with a gun.

"Protest"....yeah ok.

Just show me where the best stores to loot are...

[SAT 9,609]

I discovered a kink in the freon line by the AC condenser where the ground had settled. This may be hindering the cooling...

How am I gonna unkink it without interrupting the AC's operation...

I'm thinking, I drill a 3/4 inch hole thru a 2x4, then saw it in half, splitting the hole...

Then clamp the 2 halves on the kink, and over a day or 2, slowly tighten the jig...

I don't need it to be perfectly round, just need it to expand a little...

[Ontarkie 14,221]

Sounds like WCG, who -- regardless of how much he had in his casa -- would buy megatons of beef, chicken, ice cream, or whatever if it was on sale. He still has several freezers full of stuff from over a year ago, thrifty man.

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Good luck with pup, Niki-B. ma'am.

Well we go through a lot of meat so nothing stays in the freezer that long. Plus I use the oldest first if we have a lot of something. We do need another freezer but we have no place to put it.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Tried to watch the olympic Greco-Roman wrestling today. How is that even still a sport in 2016? I could even get through the first match with how ridiculous it was.

[Ontarkie 14,221]

My niece is freaken unbelievable!

She is the biggest drama queen on earth.

My mom has FB to keep up with what's going on with my kids. Well she barely knows how to use it. She mastered some of the games.

Well my niece, send her multiple messages recently. I thought it was weird because she unfriended my mom, and myself. She does this a lot and I mean a lot. So anyway I guess she friended her again. Send her a few pictures of her kid. The kid is butt ugly I may add.

Well then she sends her another message accusing my mom of screening her calls. Ignoring her messages alienating my dad from her (my niece like my oldest sister think he's the cash cow).

Now here is the thing, my niece has her cell phone number changed all the time. They never know what it is so screening her calls just aren't happening as they answer all the numbers because they never know who's calling. As for FB like I said my mom can barely use it. She didn't even know why she couldn't see the baby's pictures when my Aunt and cousin could.

Oh and my mom can't even figure out where her friends list is unless I'm on the phone with her.

She then says that my mom hung up on my sister. You know the strung out druggy! I know for a fact that my mom spoke to her on my birthday-their anniversary because I was there. She hasn't called since then but of course my niece seems to know it all.

Well anyway I sent her a message and just let her have it.

I am so tired of her BS, all this started years ago when she dropped/failed out of college because she was partying. Well the scholarship that my parents had for her didn't give her money to go back to school she got mad. Had her mom call my mom and yell at them how she's starving and has no money and that they needed to get that money for her and right that minute.

(the scholarship doesn't work that way. If you fail or drop out you need to pay for a full semester before they will give you anymore money for school. They told her that themselves but still figured that my parents could just take it out. That or wanted them to just hand her another 10k so she could party. My sister and niece wanted money when they sold their house.)

So I'll either get a nasty message in the morning telling me I don't know anything and some sob story but what ever.

Heck she tried to tell me that I had no business moving to the US and leaving her like that. Spoiled brat!

Ok I'm done for now if you made it through all that and understood any of it you get a cookie!

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Well it's still better than Tarks grass...

At least here we have spacious lawns, unlike Nueva York, ha man.

And our lawn will again be magnificent after the grass grows over the former tree-root spots, ha man.

1. I use the oldest first if we have a lot of something.

2. We do need another freezer but we have no place to put it.

1. First-in, first-out... rotate the stock... very sensible D ma'am.

2. Tell the Hillbilly to take the transmission OUT of the bathtub to make room for the freezer, simple D ma'am.

1. I sent her a message and just let her have it.

2. Ok I'm done for now if you made it through all that and understood any of it you get a cookie!

1. Do not irk, irritate, or enrage the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

2. Just one cookie, D ma'am?! (What flavor, huh man?)

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Laundry subdued, only Many (2+1) loads, amazing relief man.

Exited casa once today, had to man.

Last day of supermarket specials, deep discounts man.

We saved precisely Many% (2x2x2x2x2x2%) on several boxes of Hefty slider-bags, whee man.

Store sale + loyalty card + newspaper coupons, brilliant we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Later, it monsooned mightily, build an Ark man.

Supposed to monsoon every day this week, rain man.

Lawn already needs remowing, grrr man.

We want drought, drat it man.

Oh, and cat barfed on downstairs carpet, regurgitational miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Rainy days good for the POTS business, si man.

Rain-housebound people turn their attention to their inadequate toilets, see loos man.

We educate them that the problem is not their toilets, but rather the seats, distinction man.

They then see the light and become enthusiastic customers, whee man.

[SAT 9,609]

At least here we have spacious lawns, unlike Nueva York, ha man.

I'd rather own 1 square foot of my concrete than your whole lawn...

Heck she tried to tell me that I had no business moving to the US and leaving her like that. Spoiled brat!

You go back to where you came from right now!

And, where's my cookie?

Tried to watch the olympic Greco-Roman wrestling today. How is that even still a sport in 2016? I could even get through the first match with how ridiculous it was.

<shrugs>

I think it's for the symbol of what the games represent.

Peace, through competition, instead of warfare.