Rantxit

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We're getting destroyed by Montenegro in water polo...

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The soccer chicks are up.

They're destroying the Swedes 0-0...

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The grass on the field, is atrocious. The clippings are still on the field and turned Brown.

Brazil is a disaster area. Who's idea was this?

Your high school's soccer field is nicer than this...

It's like Tark was the grounds keeper using his piece of mower...

[SAT 9,609]

Soccer players are the best at faking injuries. You touch them, they fly 10 feet in the air, lands with a tumble and triple somersault, holding their knee like it's broken in 34 places.

30 seconds later they're sprinting down the field...

They should get the gold for "injury faking"...

[SAT 9,609]

Deer antler hormones!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2016/08/12/china-swimmer-chen-xinyi-tests-positive-at-rio-olympics/88604356/

[SAT 9,609]

Man these Swedish soccer chicks are pretty tough...

[SAT 9,609]

Oh no they scored....

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Oh yeah! We scored back!

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It's super hot here, how bout you guys?

[SAT 9,609]

A little known fact that nobody mentioned about this Olympics.

The USA is likely going over 1000 gold medals earned in the history of the games. No-one comes close. USSR has 400 and change...

[NikLR 13,227]

What year were professionals allowed?

[SAT 9,609]

I'm not sure, but it's fairly recent.

But hey, the Russians always had pros in the game.

That's why we had a bunch of kids in the 1980 Olympic hockey team that was expected to get destroyed...

I think we're at 974 coming into Rio.

We've won 18 so far...

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We won some kinda medal in the horse race...

I'm surprised that we don't do better, we've got more

horsies than anyone else...

And this Singapore guy, he's nothing more than a traitor. He grew up in Texas, honed his skills in the USA, father's name is schooling, he is an American, and swims for Singapore? Traitor! Stay in Singapore, don't come back. I bet you he knows nothing about the place.

[SAT 9,609]

Man my desk is like....super spacy now.

And I'm not done shredding stuff lol.

I keep asking myself, why do I have a 5 foot desk?

When I first built the house, I bought a queen sized bed, and this 5 foot desk.

The bed is a King now. But, why do I still have a 5 foot desk?

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Hey whats this, we won the gold in women's shot put.....

Wow man.....Chicken hormones, is awesome lol

what the H man....Tiff just handed me a wet towel to take a shower with.

Didn't I just buy like a hundred towels? (Yes I did.....)