Moral of the story: always listen to the whole ....

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

Little Johnny was at school one day and he watched his Daddy's car pass

by the playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a

passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not

contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the

woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big

kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take

his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an

interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I

want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing,

Aunt Jane lying down on the back seat.

Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

Sometimes you do need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

Daniel

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[~Chad~ 0]

That was a good one.

[Niels Bohr 72]

FUNNY!

Edited March 20, 2007 by consolemaster

[Dan J 277]

[flutter95 4]

That was a good one!

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[Nagishkaw 510]

Oh my goodness !