Cheap bros have found a new way to get out of paying for dates

[Teddy B 17,252]

You should have mowed your neighbours lawns / shovelled the driveways to earn money like this guy.

http://www.today.com/money/15-year-old-mows-lawns-earn-money-take-girlfriend-out-t83161

Or start a gofundme page

See my post right above yours.

There was no thing as "gofundme", you either worked for the money or went broke.

[Jacque67 7,328]

I had a paper route from 10yrs old til 14, also mowed lawns and shoveled driveways for extra money. Then I got other jobs that paid more money. Minimum wage was around $3hr back then.

Horny and ambitious.....hmmm. Starting at 10! Incredible.

[smilesammich 10,727]

i thought millennials didn't even date the way us old folks would remember dating, they mostly date in groups and probably go fund me as a group too.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Horny and ambitious.....hmmm. Starting at 10! Incredible.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

i thought millennials didn't even date the way us old folks would remember dating, they mostly date in groups and probably go fund me as a group too.

Because social media has destroyed the need/want for interpersonal communication. Folks now have lost the ability to have a conversation IRL and would rather "spit game" over the internet where they can edit themselves and come off smoother than they actually are. Email pimping...

[Teddy B 17,252]

Because social media has destroyed the need/want for interpersonal communication. Folks now have lost the ability to have a conversation IRL and would rather "spit game" over the internet where they can edit themselves and come off smoother than they actually are. Email pimping...

I had to google "spit game", never heard of it.

Someone asked on Yahoo how to spit game a girl I thought the reply in the quote below was appropriate.

1.) Stop saying, "spit game".

2.) Do you have a J O B?

3.) Introduce your name to her, yes the one on your birth certificate.

4.) Be respectful, kind, and learn some educated words to say because I don’t think anyone would want a man to spit game to her. Good luck.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071105182914AABI74O

Edited May 26, 2016 by Teddy B

[Jacque67 7,328]

i thought millennials didn't even date the way us old folks would remember dating, they mostly date in groups and probably go fund me as a group too.

Well ....last time I was in a bar in NY, this drop dead gorgeous Spanish millenial started chatting me up. I played along for a bit, but then he said he didn't have much cash on him and suggested I get us a room at a hotel! Laughed in his face and moved on. Rooms ain't cheap in Manhattan.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

I had to google "spit game", never heard of it.

Someone asked on Yahoo how to spit game a girl I thought the reply in the quote below was appropriate.

That's why I put it in quotations. And the response is quite funny and appropriate.

It was what we would say back when we were teens.

[smilesammich 10,727]

Well ....last time I was in a bar in NY, this drop dead gorgeous Spanish millenial started chatting me up. I played along for a bit, but then he said he didn't have much cash on him and suggested I get us a room at a hotel! Laughed in his face and moved on. Rooms ain't cheap in Manhattan.

at least he made it easy for you and showed his posterior right off the tip. silly millennials.

[Jacque67 7,328]

at least he made it easy for you and showed his posterior right off the tip. silly millennials.

Models...sigh.

Must have thought I was a soft touch, because of my stroller and oxygen tank....grrr.

[smilesammich 10,727]

Models...sigh.

Must have thought I was a soft touch, because of my stroller and oxygen tank....grrr.

aww, that's really nice of you to keep your oxygen tank safe and well rested in a stroller

[Jacque67 7,328]

aww, that's really nice of you to keep your oxygen tank safe and well rested in a stroller

Ha ha.....just remembered the American term for a zimmerframe is a walker, not a stroller!

[Teddy B 17,252]

Before I bought my first car a few of my dates had the pleasure of being chauffeured around in my old man's 74 Dodge Dart.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Before I bought my first car a few of my dates had the pleasure of being chauffeured around in my old man's 74 Dodge Dart.

What are you doing in the back seat ????

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Before I bought my first car a few of my dates had the pleasure of being chauffeured around in my old man's 74 Dodge Dart.

You're lucky. My first mode of transportation was the city bus line. I'd be like I'll pick you up at exactly 7:02pm(give or take how many transfers it took to get to her street).