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Miranda&James   8

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sanita..the father was pee wee herman....#######??? i thought he was gay... :o

I thought he got caught in a nongay nudie theater though? I was pretty young when it all went down so I don't know if my facts are straight :)

My mom always said he was creepy and wouldn't let me watch his shows.....turns out she was pretty darn correct!

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02/02/2015 - Filed Dallas lockbox. Atlanta office.

02/13/2015 - NOA received

03/10/2015 - Biometrics

03/12/2015 - In-Line for Interview

04/09/2015 - E-notification for Interview Letter

05/18/2015 - Interview - passed!

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Yaads   0

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:lol::lol::lol:

Jamie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 4 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Boss Hogg

You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

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yassmine2878   1

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Gabrielle, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Holy Tomato Bisque! Someone get the jaws of life, Im not squeezing 13+ pounds outta Hello Kitty by myself!

Tyler Logan Fabio

.... and I think he only had 8 toes on the birth certificate

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j&js   0

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Oh man! The Pope fathered my beautiful girl! But I don't know how up with the times the site is... It was John Paul and he's been dead about a year....

Timeline:

11-15-2005: Sent in I-129F to VSC

11-21-2005: NOA1

11-29-2005: NOA2

12-05-2005: NVC recieved

12-17-2005: Packet 3 received from Dublin

1-11-2006: Sent packet 3 forms, etc. to Dublin

2-03-2006: Interview Date :)APPROVED!!!

2-05-2006: Flying to Logan Airport

2-11-2006: Wedding Date

3-14-2006: Filed AOS and EAD

3-22-2006: NOA1 (AOS and EAD)

4-07-2006: Biometrics

6-07-2006: EAD approved!!

7-24-2006: AOS Interview APPROVED!!!

7-27-2006: Received Welcome to America letter

8-03-2006: Green Card Received :)

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neiks   19

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I'm PREGNANT! Took online pregnancy test last week. Said I was pregnant. Went to doctors on Monday and I"M REALLY PREGNANT! True story!

Ha ha. Online said it would be a boy! 50/50 chance that is right.

But he online i said the father was PeeWee Herman. I guess we'll have to have some DNA testing to confirm that in 7 months!

Mand Proficient

Mand   1

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Hey welshcookie...that's my baby!!

It said the father is Fabio...so I picked another and got Jesse Jackson...picked another and got Michael Jackson...picked another and got ####### Cheney...picked another and got Janet Reno...and then i just said #######!!! :lol:

03.04.2009......Posted I-130 to U.S. Embassy

03.04.2009......Ordered Police Certificate for Visa Purposes from Local Garda Office (ordered over the phone)

03.05.2009......I-130 received at Embassy

03.06.2009......Received Police Cert

03.18.2009......I-130 Approved

09.10.2009......Medical Exam

09.23.2009......Embassy receives Notice of Readiness

10.13.2009......Received our interview date

10.29.2009......Successful interview!

11.5.2009........Visa received in post

11.7.2009........All the family flew to the US together :)

12.20.2009......Received Welcome to America letter

12.24.2009......10 year Greencard received in the mail

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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wow, janet reno probably hung better than all of them

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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dollface41601   0

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was the father of my 7lb 3oz baby girl....blonde hair and blue eyes...same traits and exact same weight i was at birth...weird aye?

Filed DCF in Jordan from 7-05 to 3-06, Approved for I-R1.

Immigration Free until 2008.

Two Hearts, Two Different Places, Sharing One Dream

We were strangers~ Starting out on a journey~Never dreaming What we'd have to go through ~Now here we are ~ And I'm suddenly standing ~ At the beginning with you ~ No one told me I was going to find you ~ Unexpected ~ What you did to my heart ~ When I lost hope You were there to remind me ~ This is the start ~ Life is a road And I want to keep going ~ Love is a river I wanna keep flowing ~ Life is a road Now and forever ~ Wonderful journey ~ I'll be there When the world stops turning~ I'll be there When the storm is through ~ In the end I wanna be standing At the beginning with you~

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cheeky^Wolf   0

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Michael Jackson

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

ewww i feel quite sick lol

10 year Green Card received, Next step is citizenship urgh!

When you meet the one you want to spend the rest of your life with,

you can't wait for the rest of your life to begin

 

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