Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[TBoneTX 46,300]

After off-showering, we napped, dead thing man.

We didn't hear a thing for 2 hours till Mrs. T-B. woke us up, dead to world man.

Played with Mini-B., then went to Aldi, necessary man.

Was still raining, stopped while we were in store man.

Dished, de-dished, and re-dished the warsher, egad man.

Warshered/baking kitchen rags/lawnmowing attire, traditional Saturday man.

Warshering bath linens in prep for Heavy Laundry Sunday, one down Many to go man.

Cat is confused by change in routine, discombobulated miu man.

We therefore brushed her even though it's not our bedtime, brush miu and no man.

Cat is now parked on our lap, purring like motorboat, purr miu type with one hand man.

[TBoneTX 46,300]

To add delays to a late night, Mrs. T-B. again wanted to yak, yak she man.

The conversation was similar to the following, broken record man:

Mrs. T-B.: Yak! Yak yak yak! Yak yak yak yak YAK! YAK yak yak!

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak! Yak yak YAK yak yak! Yak yak yak yak YAK! Yak!

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: YAK yak yak yak YAK! Yak yak YAK yak yak! Yak? Yak!

T-B.: [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B. [mushily]: I'm so glad I have a husband who listens to me, Carino.

T-B.: Si, Carino.

Edited May 15, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,300]

Falling asleep, near-zzz man.

Must de-dish the re-dished warsher, easier than first load man.

Must fold kitchen rags & bake bath linens (NOT to be folded tonight, no man), si man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', etc.!

[NikLR 13,232]

Ya know tbone.. one day she's going to say something that requires an actual response.

[SAT 9,609]

And one day, she's gonna require an erect...um....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I wish one of the side effects of meth was boundless energy to fix up one's house. Driving around meth country today was an experience in just how derelict a house could get before falling over.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh you can definitely stay up for days with meth. Lots of truck drivers use it.

[SAT 9,609]

Indictments coming tomorrow....

Have you been reading the news here?

this guy killed himself.

http://nypost.com/2016/05/13/cop-questioned-in-nypd-corruption-probe-kills-himself/

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Indictments coming tomorrow....

Have you been reading the news here?

this guy killed himself.

http://nypost.com/2016/05/13/cop-questioned-in-nypd-corruption-probe-kills-himself/

I saw that story and was thinking that it was probably something worse than what they were investigating him for. Even if he did take bribes to do funeral escorts or whatever, a man could still go on to have a career in something else after that.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Something I realized this weekend is that Minnesota and New York are really similar. There is one central southern city that holds all the power and most of the wealth. Only difference is the legislature in NewYork actually has to experience the poorer north in Albany, but in Minnesota, they can just chill out in the where they live.

[Ontarkie 14,564]

I don't read the news or watch it unless the Tornado alarms are going off. Then I turn it on to see if it's actually going off because a tornado or just the to worry ppl. It goes off a lot around here.

[TBoneTX 46,300]

Ya know tbone.. one day she's going to say something that requires an actual response.

She has different ways of telegraphing those kinds of messages, Niki-B. ma'am.

Something I realized this weekend is that Minnesota and New York are really similar. There is one central southern city that holds all the power and most of the wealth.

Horseheads, Nueva York! Got it, first try, whee man.

I don't read the news or watch it unless the Tornado alarms are going off. Then I turn it on to see if it's actually going off because a tornado or just the to worry ppl. It goes off a lot around here.

Isn't that when the daughter wants something from Mommy, huh D ma'am?

Edited May 16, 2016 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,564]

Isn't that when the daughter wants something from Mommy, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 46,300]

We indeed had to brush cat a second time last night, avoid miu confusion man.

Actually got Many (2+2+2+1) hours of sleep, courtesy of Heap Strong medicine man.

Mini-B. had chills and a fever last night, according to Mrs. T-B., hot wee sleepless she man.

Nobody awoke us, no man.

Mini-B. better this eve after several rounds of mini-Tylenol, wonder-drug man.

However, will see doctor tomorrow, safety for wee man.

Mini-B. not shy about what he wants for preskool graduation this week, no man.

We therefore went to Toys 'R Us on a special mission today, safari man.

We scored Diesel Many + Pinchy, and Spencer, both with sharp wheels man.

We had feared having to hit multiple stores around town, fruitlessly man.

No sooner had we returned to the casa than it monsooned again, becoming routine man.

Side yards resembled rushing rivers, completely saturated ground man.

To celebrate, we took a nearly 2-hour nap, zzz still needed man.

The secret to doing Many laundry loads follows, see man:

One must be present and prepared right when each machine's cycles end, verily man.

In this fashion, we efficiently subdued Many (2+2) LLs today, whee man.

[TBoneTX 46,300]

Forgot to mention a coincidence on Saturday, duh man.

Mid-afternoon, we gassed the T-B.-mobile, which took Many.ManyMany1 gallons, si man.

In eve, we gassed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, which took the exact same gallonage, amazing man.

Mpg not quite the same -- off by 0.2 mpg, would have been even more amazing man.

Briefly played Wrappers with cat, preemptive strike man.

Cat is now on lap, obviously hoping for more miu man.

We did restock our supply of Subway wrappers this weekend, prepared man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Might take Heap Strong medicine to ensure that back recovers from mow-lawning, ouch man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and mostly absent Other babes with withheld +1 inventories!