Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[SAT 9,609]

Man what a busy day. Got a lot done...

[Ontarkie 14,714]

It's been a crazy day here too!

[SAT 9,609]

You had to wash the hillbilly?

[Ontarkie 14,714]

no just clothes

[SAT 9,609]

What did hillbilly do?

Watched you wash clothes?

[Ontarkie 14,714]

Pretty much.

And build a flower bed

[Caryh 5,206]

  On 5/14/2016 at 5:55 AM, TBoneTX said:

1. What's the latest fallopian chat, huh man?

2. If something's not the last final, then it can't be final, can it, huh man?

1 very very slight line on this morning's test. We've confused, so we bought digital tests. We shall see

2 Well you said final twice in that sentence, so how could the first word be final?

  On 5/15/2016 at 2:40 AM, Ontarkie said:

Pretty much.

And build a flower bed

So the flowers will rest good tonight?

[Ontarkie 14,714]

  On 5/15/2016 at 3:48 AM, Caryh said:

1 very very slight line on this morning's test. We've confused, so we bought digital tests. We shall see

2 Well you said final twice in that sentence, so how could the first word be final?

So the flowers will rest good tonight?

A line is a line!

Sounds like she ovulated late if she is just now getting a positive. Fingers crossed for you two.

Lol Well I'm not done with him yet

[TBoneTX 46,735]

  On 5/15/2016 at 2:08 AM, Ontarkie said:

It's been a crazy day here too!

Selling pre-owned toilet seats, we hope, D ma'am?

  On 5/15/2016 at 2:13 AM, SAT said:

You had to wash the hillbilly?

Probably not feasible, and only on special occasions, si man.

  On 5/15/2016 at 2:19 AM, Ontarkie said:

no just clothes

Not selling pre-owned toilet seats, and usurping Thread Laundress status! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 46,735]

  On 5/15/2016 at 3:48 AM, Caryh said:

1 very very slight line on this morning's test. We've confused, so we bought digital tests. We shall see

2 Well you said final twice in that sentence, so how could the first word be final?

1. You might soon be the ancestor of a descendant, whee man!

2. English-only outside the regional forums! Reported!!!

  On 5/15/2016 at 4:39 AM, Ontarkie said:

A line is a line!

Sounds like she ovulated late if she is just now getting a positive.

Do not question, doubt, or distrust the knowledge of the highly experienced, ever-pregnant Ontarklar, no man!

[Ontarkie 14,714]

  On 5/15/2016 at 4:46 AM, TBoneTX said:

Selling pre-owned toilet seats, we hope, D ma'am?

Probably not feasible, and only on special occasions, si man.

Not selling pre-owned toilet seats, and usurping Thread Laundress status! Reported!!!

I know how to multi task!

  On 5/15/2016 at 4:49 AM, TBoneTX said:

1. You might soon be the ancestor of a descendant, whee man!

2. English-only outside the regional forums! Reported!!!

Do not question, doubt, or distrust the knowledge of the highly experienced, ever-pregnant Ontarklar, no man!

No more pregnant Ontarklar ever!

[TBoneTX 46,735]

  On 5/15/2016 at 4:50 AM, Ontarkie said:

No more pregnant Ontarklar ever!

Falsehoods! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 46,735]

Our browser crashed last night, frustrating man.

We meant to report that Mrs. T-B. again wanted to yak, yak she man.

The conversation, read man:

Mrs. T-B.: Yak! Yak yak yak! Yak yak yak yak YAK!

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak! Yak yak YAK yak yak! Yak yak yak yak YAK!

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: YAK yak yak yak YAK! Yak yak YAK yak yak!

T-B.: [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B. [mushily]: I'm so glad I have a husband who listens to me, Carino.

T-B.: Si, Carino.

[TBoneTX 46,735]

We also didn't wish "Mornin', Commie- and other babes etc.," no man.

Saturday GS/ES report, read man:

A record number of GSs were itineraried, seriously man.

However, the first Many (2x2x2+2) -- yes, Many (2x2x2+2) -- were duds, zilch man.

We then stumbled upon an ES, and our luck changed, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- brown Stone Creek loafers = $2, steal man

-- blouse for Mrs. T-B. = $2, talked down from $2+2 man

-- Many (2+2) unused bibs as gift = $2-&-a-half, OK man

-- 2 shirts for Mini-B.'s incipiently visiting cousin = $1, deal man

-- 2 ties (Ruffini, Rene Chagall) = $2, steal man

-- Many-piece SaladMaster pots for Mrs. T-B. = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2), steal man

-- 2 shirts/1 pants for Mini-B., shirt for Cousin Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2), deal man

The final stop, an ES at a modern casa, merits its own list, see man:

-- Pronto Uomo Many-button suit that fit us perfectly = $Many ($2x2x2+2), steal man*

-- 2 new Pronto Uomo ties = $2, steal man

-- brand-new Vantage windbreaker = $2-&-a-half, steal man

-- 2 partial boxes Latex gloves, Many-pack of Many-Watt light bulbs = $Many ($2+1), steal man

*All at ES was half-price; suit priced at half of $2x2x2x2x2-2 talked down another $2+2+1, we man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2+2]+half a buck), steal man

We were out for Many (2+2+2) hours on the above, serious man.

Edited May 15, 2016 by TBoneTX
crucial P-math correction

[TBoneTX 46,735]

After GS-ing, we went out again on short errands, no rest for the weary man.

We then decided that we'd better mow the lawn before it rained, latter forecast man.

We mowed back & front lawns, nearly killed us man.

Exactly Many (2+1) minutes after we finished, it began monsooning, build an Ark man.

Weatherman later said that it rained at Many or even Many inches per hour, believable man.

Little is more satisfying than finishing mowing just before a monsoon, little man.

Neighbor began his lawn too late and got drenched, all wet man.