Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[SAT 9,609]

Now, my friend.....this dum ......

The kids' Godfather.....

He has like a gazillion dollarz. He lives in a condo in Manhattan, with parking, that's probably worth well in to the 7 figure range....

He's all alone, great job, he's in his 50s....

He's driving a 2003 Honda with 90k miles on the thing. That he bought used. And he's never owned a new car in his life.

Now, today, he's dropping this car off for a timing belt, at my Greek friends' greek mechanic shop. They speak Greek in there....

Anyway, it's next to a Honda dealer. And I know this con artist salesman in there.

I'm going to make this ###### dum lease a new Honda Pilot, watch.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Sorry but I have not been keeping track. So what are you aiming for academically?

Hell if I know anymore.

[Caryh 5,206]

1- You uncultured dum ####.....because it's international food day, and the notes are introducing what it is, and some traditions behind it.

2- You better beef up your insurance if you're gonna have another baby.

Only dumb ####s need little cards to tell them what the food is. I suppose some dumb #### put tacos out and claimed they were from Mexico. That's because all the dumb ####s congregate in NYC.

Its none of your business when my beef stick is up and it don't need no insurance to get up ya dumb ####

Edited May 14, 2016 by TBoneTX
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[SAT 9,609]

Pilipino?

Hey only a dumb ¥¥¥¥ would keep tabs of the word of the day, ya dumb ¥¥¥¥ loser!!!!

Yeah Gandalf! you ###### dum ! who's got time to keep track of the word of the day?

Only the Grand master dum Tark does.....

That's why I called you lazy earlier you dumb ####

anyone but a dumb #### would of told their dumb #### friend to #### off and take a taxi, this is friggen NYC

You dum . He too cheap to take a Taxi.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Now, my friend.....this dum ####......

The kids' Godfather.....

He has like a gazillion dollarz. He lives in a condo in Manhattan, with parking, that's probably worth well in to the 7 figure range....

He's all alone, great job, he's in his 50s....

He's driving a 2003 Honda with 90k miles on the thing. That he bought used. And he's ŷynever owned a new car in his life.

Now, today, he's dropping this car off for a timing belt, at my Greek friends' greek mechanic shop. They speak Greek in there....

Anyway, it's next to a Honda dealer. And I know this con artist salesman in there.

I'm going to make this ###### dum #### lease a new Honda Pilot, watch.....

Ya wanna dupe the godfather of your daughter??? Disgusting, ya dumb ££££

[SAT 9,609]

Hell if I know anymore.

I didn't know that "hell if I know anymore" was a discipline

[Caryh 5,206]

Pilipino?

Hey only a dumb ¥¥¥¥ would keep tabs of the word of the day, ya dumb ¥¥¥¥ loser!!!!

Yes Pilipino, any dumb would know Pilipinos don't know the difference between a P and an F both spoken or written.

Only a dumb wouldn't have been able to figure out the word of the day in seconds

[SAT 9,609]

Ya wanna dupe the godfather of your daughter??? Disgusting, ya dumb ££££

And Gump is conniving to house his old car lol......

[SAT 9,609]

Yes Pilipino, any dumb #### would know Pilipinos don't know the difference between a P and an F both spoken or written.

Only a dumb #### wouldn't have been able to figure out the word of the day in seconds

On the carrier back in the day.....

The PA system was called a "1MC".

a few times a day, there were broadcasts.......like before flight operations, you'd hear this boatswain's whistle, and then a pilipino sailor would come over the 1MC and say...........

"Plight quarderz.....Plight quarderz...."

Or if there was a fire drill, "Pire Pire Pire! There be pire on the quarderdeck!"

Many times, we'd turn to each other and say, "what the did he just say?"

[Jacque67 7,328]

Yes Pilipino, any dumb #### would know Pilipinos don't know the difference between a P and an F both spoken or written.

Only a dumb #### wouldn't have been able to figure out the word of the day in seconds

I was playing ya dumb ! Shooting fish a barrel. Nice try ya puck

[SAT 9,609]

Shooting fish a barrel.

what does this mean? Sounds kinky.....

brb, I'm going to smoke Vacation cigarette #22

[Jacque67 7,328]

what does this mean? Sounds kinky.....

brb, I'm going to smoke Vacation cigarette #22

I'm on #100 ya wuss!

[SAT 9,609]

Fiend....

[SAT 9,609]

Ah speaking of fiends, where's Stretch.....

[NikLR 13,231]

Busy most likely.