Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[Ontarkie 14,375]

Today was free comic day. In town there's a comic shop that was having a bit of a block party to raise money and food for charity and give away comics. A lot of cosplay and such. Hubby and I were heading down there and stopped at a traffic light when we both see (in mental slow motion) the biggest idiot ever plow into the back of our tiny car. They didn't even try to slow down. Of course tons of excuses about why they just couldn't stop. A lot of damage to our car of course, and husband keeps wanting me to go to the ER to get checked out as I'm hurting a lot... but I just don't see the point. Whiplash is a given, not much they'll do for it. Needless to say I feel bad there's a bag of canned goods that we ended up not donating today nor did we get to see Batman hug a Stormtrooper. Stupid people driving.

Love that MØ video btw.

Sorry about the car accident. I don't think ER is necessary but make sure you see a doctor. It's been over a month for me from our accident and I still hurt. You need to get it documented and for insurance you never know if something more then whiplash is going on. Muscle relaxers are amazing, plus you can get PT or do like me and go to a chiropractor, that has been amazing relief for me.

[SAT 9,609]

Today was free comic day. In town there's a comic shop that was having a bit of a block party to raise money and food for charity and give away comics. A lot of cosplay and such. Hubby and I were heading down there and stopped at a traffic light when we both see (in mental slow motion) the biggest idiot ever plow into the back of our tiny car. They didn't even try to slow down. Of course tons of excuses about why they just couldn't stop. A lot of damage to our car of course, and husband keeps wanting me to go to the ER to get checked out as I'm hurting a lot... but I just don't see the point. Whiplash is a given, not much they'll do for it. Needless to say I feel bad there's a bag of canned goods that we ended up not donating today nor did we get to see Batman hug a Stormtrooper. Stupid people driving.

Love that MØ video btw.

Sorry about your car accident.

You'll feel it tomorrow.

I know a lotta shyster Jew bloodsuckers, ya want me ta refer you to one?

As I live to educate, I came across this today and decided to share this lovely little piece of Danish music.

These here freakazoids, are they women or men?

Edited May 8, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Ah I have ethnic food pics to show Frenchy. But she disappeared on us.

May be she took another vacation.......

To some exotic place.....like.....Canada.

Frenchy's never been to Canada....

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Hubs mowed the lawn.

We mowed the front lawn today, we man. Preemptively, to even it out, aesthetics man. As always, it looks like a green at Augusta National, whee man.

I reminded myself im lucky to own my home so stop worrying about other people's opinions. Ya know my pep talk worked.

Hoorah for Niki-B., thee ma'am!

1. I still need to get my flower bed finish so I can plant the new flowers.

2. The pool is Many/Many'ths full now.

1. Darklar might have some excellent manure for you, D ma'am.

Swap him a pre-owned toilet seat or two, barter D ma'am with D man.

2. Contents of pool precised, see D ma'am.

I think i'll move my raised beds [...] Then I can put all brand new soil in them so maybe things will grow!

Darklar might have some excellent manure for you, Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

I'm hurting a lot... Whiplash is a given

File immediately with the insurer, Y ma'am, and get a medical settlement.

As one boon, you'd be able to order even more pre-owned toilet seats, bonanza man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Saturday & GS/ES report, see man:

Got going a few minutes later than usual, can we still achieve the itinerary man.

Chamber-of-Commerce weather, Texas Many everywhere else Less man.

The take, see man:

-- swim-trunks, 2 underwears for Mini-B.; 2 baby-cloths as gift = $Many ($2+1), fair man.

-- nearly new T-shirt for Cousin-of-Mini-B. = $1, OK man

-- Many (2+1) unused Many(2x2x2)-oz. bottles of hand-sanitizer = $1, steal man

-- Many (2+1) bibs as gift = half a buck, deal man

-- 2 shirts for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

-- Energizer flashlight, Many(2+1)-gal. gas can with simple-pour spout = $1-&-a-half,

steal at an ES man

-- nearly full can Foamy shaving-cream, nearly full bottle Nivea body-lotion =

$1-&-a-half, steal at an ES man

Total = $Many.Many ($2x2x2+1+half a buck), satisfying man

The steal of the day was the Many-gallon lawnmower gas can at the ES, si man.

We happened to be carrying our other two with us to fill them, serendipity man.

All Many were filled together for cheap at Costco, infuriate those behind us in line man.

We finished the entire itinerary (adding some drive-by GSs, subtracting some phantoms), si man.

We even made it back to the casa on time, serendipitously man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

After GS-ing, visited Mama T-B. for Mother's Day, senior she man.

Dropped Mrs. T-B. for study-date, bye she man.

Played trains with Mini-B., we & wee man.

Lunched on Tiff's Mrs. T-B.'s remaining chicken lasagna, ingest man.

Retrieved Mrs. T-B., hi she man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, same-day efficiency man.

Went to supermarket, we man.

Bought roses for Mrs. T-B. and for Aunt T-B., she & senior she man.

Mowed front lawn, aforementioned man.

Napped for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served supermarket frozen pizza, ingest man.

Read to Mini-B. from Thomas Storybook, we to wee man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturdays man.

Warshed/baked/must fold kitchen rags, job of husband man.

Warshed/must bake/fold bath linens, do today vs. Sunday man.

Stay tuned for even more thrilling domestic news, edge-of-seats man.

[NikLR 13,231]

Today was free comic day. In town there's a comic shop that was having a bit of a block party to raise money and food for charity and give away comics. A lot of cosplay and such. Hubby and I were heading down there and stopped at a traffic light when we both see (in mental slow motion) the biggest idiot ever plow into the back of our tiny car. They didn't even try to slow down. Of course tons of excuses about why they just couldn't stop. A lot of damage to our car of course, and husband keeps wanting me to go to the ER to get checked out as I'm hurting a lot... but I just don't see the point. Whiplash is a given, not much they'll do for it. Needless to say I feel bad there's a bag of canned goods that we ended up not donating today nor did we get to see Batman hug a Stormtrooper. Stupid people driving.

Love that MØ video btw.

Well that sucks. You should be seen about whiplash. Without a doctor you can't claim anything like that. Remember it's their fault, so likely their insurance will be footing the bill.

Tbone my lawn is a patchy, dandelion ridden mess. I tried to help it the last two years but apparently I do not have a green thumb.

in other news, dandelions can live through snow.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

1. Well that sucks. You should be seen about whiplash. Without a doctor you can't claim anything like that. Remember it's their fault, so likely their insurance will be footing the bill.

2. Tbone my lawn is a patchy, dandelion ridden mess. I tried to help it the last two years but apparently I do not have a green thumb.

Many. in other news, dandelions can live through snow.

1. Do not question, contradict, or gainsay the wise Niki-B., no man!

2. Try kill-weeder of many sorts, and mercileslly, Niki-B. ma'am.

Many. We get dandelions when spring first springs, si man.

The grass then overtakes them, not-so-dandy for them man.

Colorado Many (dandelions), Texas Fewer, oh well man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Folded/baking laundry as aforementioned, q.v. man.

De- and re-dished the warsher, sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. finished the lasagna, ingest she man.

She had also obscured Many more dirty dishes, sigh man.

Another essentially full load, will NOT de-dish it tonight no man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Might fold laundry, sigh man.

Cat awaits brushing downstairs anyway, expectant miu man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-, dandelioned, and other babes* with +1 inventories!

*and happy Mommy's Day to those to whom it applies, maternal ancestresses man

[NikLR 13,231]

1. Do not question, contradict, or gainsay the wise Niki-B., no man!

2. Try kill-weeder of many sorts, and mercileslly, Niki-B. ma'am.

Many. We get dandelions when spring first springs, si man.

The grass then overtakes them, not-so-dandy for them man.

Colorado Many (dandelions), Texas Fewer, oh well man.

Apparently you get more rain than we do. I'm only allowed to water 3 days a week. And those days have to be after 6pm (I wouldn't water in the middle of the day ANYHOW.)

The hard part here is that is gets warm enough for things to grow during the day. Then BOOM SNOW!!! then warm enough.. then MOAR SNOW! And dandelions live through it, unlike the grass. So I put weed and feed on the lawn, but it snowed.

Next year I'm going to put it on in the fall and see if it helps for the spring. All I can do now is again add grass seeds to the splotchy parts and use a targeted weed but not grass killer.

Btw

Happy Mommy's Day to Ontarkie and NOLA!

yes it's gigantic.. No I don't care.

Edited May 8, 2016 by NLR

[yuna628 9,697]

File immediately with the insurer, Y ma'am, and get a medical settlement.

As one boon, you'd be able to order even more pre-owned toilet seats, bonanza man.

Apparently the insurance will be cutting us a ''pain, suffering, and emotional distress'' check, so they say.

I wish I could help on the patchy lawn problem NLR. We have it too this year and haven't found a solution. I also lost most of my Delosperma in the garden.. so I think both is weather related.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh yeah....

Happy mother's day...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Apparently you get more rain than we do. I'm only allowed to water 3 days a week. And those days have to be after 6pm (I wouldn't water in the middle of the day ANYHOW.)

The hard part here is that is gets warm enough for things to grow during the day. Then BOOM SNOW!!! then warm enough.. then MOAR SNOW! And dandelions live through it, unlike the grass. So I put weed and feed on the lawn, but it snowed.

Next year I'm going to put it on in the fall and see if it helps for the spring. All I can do now is again add grass seeds to the splotchy parts and use a targeted weed but not grass killer.

Btw

Happy Mommy's Day to Ontarkie and NOLA!

yes it's gigantic.. No I don't care.

Aww thanks. It has been a nice day so far and Happy Mother's Day to you too.

Apparently the insurance will be cutting us a ''pain, suffering, and emotional distress'' check, so they say.

I wish I could help on the patchy lawn problem NLR. We have it too this year and haven't found a solution. I also lost most of my Delosperma in the garden.. so I think both is weather related.

My lawn looks like a steaming pile of something. It was pretty much just weeds when we bought the house and we've got such a short growing season that it can be hard to rectify. I think we need to hand pull all the weeds or just re-sod the whole thing.

Bigger problem this year is that I am sure that there is some poison ivy in my flower beds and last time I got it, it was all over my body and my eyes. I need steroids to treat it. I am so scared of even touching it again for fear it might be worse.