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This morning she wakes up and is retching in the bathroom again. Tender breasts, constantly hungry, craving different foods, headaches, backache, etc.

Welcome to the First Manymester, Papa Perfesser man! :dance: :dance: :dance:

What type of test is she using.

Just a note cravings don't start at this point yet :P

But everything else sounds about right.

Pink dye and blue dye test make a difference. Also digital. If she is testing early she needs to make sure she's not drinking way too much before the test. Test first thing in the morning also. The newer early test really need to be used in the morning.

Another thing could be it's just too early if that is the case the blood test won't find it either.

How late is she?

Do not question the knowledge or experience of the reproductively fecund Ontarklar, no man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Depending on her cycle it could be a few more days then.

I know she's all into those wonderful superstitions and old wives tales but if you two have been trying for awhile if this turns out negative again. Time to see a doctor and not an OB they are their to help with pregnancy not get pregnant.

Do not question the knowledge or experience of the reproductively fecund Ontarklar, no man!

She really should get on firtilityfriend.com if she is not already, it will help her track everything.

It will also be another thing for her to obsess over :P

I hope she is pregnant and just ovulated late so that is why she is getting negatives still. If she ovulated late then that will do it. Get a digital they are better.

Do not question the knowledge or experience of the reproductively fecund Ontarklar, no man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Or, as Tark would say, you dum #### x2...

Do not put words in our mouth, you dum #### x2 man.

If she ovulated late then she's not late yet.

Did she use and OPK ovulating test kit, or do temps?

Without knowing when she ovulated hard to say if she is just late or it's too early to test.

Do not question the knowledge or experience of the reproductively fecund Ontarklar, no man!

no ovulation tests. And we just started taking her temp one week ago. So not enough information there either. She's running a bit above half way on the chart which I guess means she's in the Progesterone predominant part of the cycle.

Fallopian chat, prohibited man! Reported!!!

where's Tark....

Read your own thread, :bonk: man!

It's it ok to eat a moldy bagel?

If you paid money for it, or crammed it into your BJ's bag as an extra, then absolutely, si man.

Says here mold contains mycotoxin...is that like azithromycin?

Mycotoxin is the generic name for azithromycin, correct man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Well ####, my thermometer says Many. I don't think it got that hot any time last summer.

It hits Many degrees here all the time, what's the big deal ma'am.

Ah the kids are in bed and I get to relax at last!

It's a cruel temporary hoax, deluded D ma'am!

Man I need to relax...

Go to Ontarklar's casa -- the kids are in bed, relax man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Inbound commute rife with turtles, grrrrRRRR man.

Had to get all the way into the right lane to get back in the left lane fully Many times, grrrRRR man.

Made excellent headway on latest lucrative corporate POTS contract, $i man.

Left office early, self-reward man.

Then went to Costco, $igh man.

Spent exactly $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2), cuts into POTS commissions sigh man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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De-dish (special Thursday edition) cat prep truncated zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with curiously missing +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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So i went to update my phone and it started a continous reboot cycle and wouldn't update. Because the back was already shattered they wouldn't just replace it. Good thing I put the insurance on it! $175 later....

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With insurance you still had to pay a hunnit 75?

Depends on the phone, but yeah. I think the Dane's first phone we replaced was 100, and the second time 200. A new one is like 700+.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Welcome to the First Manymester, Papa Perfesser man! :dance: :dance: :dance:

Do not question the knowledge or experience of the reproductively fecund Ontarklar, no man!

I just passed on her shared wisdom to my wife this morning.

Morning report, wake up wife and take temp, which is only .01 degree different from it has been for the last 4 days, staying above the halfway mark on the FF app chart. Again this reporter wishes we had started charting earlier. Help wife out of bed and she takes two steps and starts retching and runs to the bathroom. This reporter was no brave enough to enter that field and see the results. Spouse showers and gets dressed then proceeds to primp in the mirror. Intrepid reporter showers and dresses, and wife is still primping in mirror while announcing she's sure she feels like she'll have her period today. This is the 10th morning the wife has reported such with no sign external sign that is will be true. This reporter points out she has announced this every morning for the past 10 days, as he has pointed out for at least the last 5 days, and the wife moves on to step two of claiming she is serious this time, as she has also claimed seriousness the last 5 days. The reporter just laughs and sips more coffee. Wife finishes primping for the moment, grabs this reporters cell and opens FF app and starts demanding the reporter answer questions based on a weeks worth of charting on what her fertility or pregnant status is and when her period will come. Wife does not want to accept that with just over a weeks worth of temp charting, its impossible to know. Wife is now grumpy and assuming this reporter is an idiot for not knowing :rofl:

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Depends on the phone, but yeah. I think the Dane's first phone we replaced was 100, and the second time 200. A new one is like 700+.

I know AT&T's insurance for phones has gotten darn near useless. I dropped it a while ago and get mine direct from Apple now.

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I just passed on her shared wisdom to my wife this morning.

Morning report, wake up wife and take temp, which is only .01 degree different from it has been for the last 4 days, staying above the halfway mark on the FF app chart. Again this reporter wishes we had started charting earlier. Help wife out of bed and she takes two steps and starts retching and runs to the bathroom. This reporter was no brave enough to enter that field and see the results. Spouse showers and gets dressed then proceeds to primp in the mirror. Intrepid reporter showers and dresses, and wife is still primping in mirror while announcing she's sure she feels like she'll have her period today. This is the 10th morning the wife has reported such with no sign external sign that is will be true. This reporter points out she has announced this every morning for the past 10 days, as he has pointed out for at least the last 5 days, and the wife moves on to step two of claiming she is serious this time, as she has also claimed seriousness the last 5 days. The reporter just laughs and sips more coffee. Wife finishes primping for the moment, grabs this reporters cell and opens FF app and starts demanding the reporter answer questions based on a weeks worth of charting on what her fertility or pregnant status is and when her period will come. Wife does not want to accept that with just over a weeks worth of temp charting, its impossible to know. Wife is now grumpy and assuming this reporter is an idiot for not knowing :rofl:

Lol Sorry it took her so long to get on board with FF. I hope for your safety and her sanity she gets a positive or Aunt Flo shows up.

I know AT&T's insurance for phones has gotten darn near useless. I dropped it a while ago and get mine direct from Apple now.

Everyone I know uses the insurance from the same place they get their house and car insurance, they seemed to not have issue.

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Lol Sorry it took her so long to get on board with FF. I hope for your safety and her sanity she gets a positive or Aunt Flo shows up.

Everyone I know uses the insurance from the same place they get their house and car insurance, they seemed to not have issue.

I hope she gets one or the other soon too. Hopefully a positive, but either would be a relief :rofl:

I've thought about getting a rider through my homeowners policy. We have two iPhone 6 plus, with the maxed out memory, and those things are not cheap.

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