Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Man this has gotta be the coldest May in the history of mankind.

I'm tellin' you, the meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs. It was a cold May. Th plants didn't vegetate. And the dinosaurs starved man....

It is going to be 90 here tomorrow.

Global warming and all.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

up to your nose in #### huh?

You hit the wrong cap key, $$$$i man.

so every day is your birthday?

Plagiarism, si man! Reported!!!

plagiarism, reported!

Duplicative plagiarism, si man! Reported twice!!!

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Hmm...I got invited to Gracie mansion (the residence of the mayor). This must be a trap!

I should reply with, "Regrets, now go #### yourself, #######..."

It's your golden opportunity to ask, "Mr. Mayor, it's always Texas Many, Nueva York zero. Why, huh man?"

My wife is way late on her monthly.

Imitating Ontarklar! Reported!!!

she's suddenly ravenous all day every day

and a number of other signs

She keeps craving things too and it keeps changing

Congratulations on the twins, Manylets, or Manyruplets, join Ontarklar man!

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Got our back acupunked this morn, not a moment too soon no man.

Held up well during day, fingers crossed man.

We shall see if it endures by morn, fingers crossed man.

Worst casa-ward commute ever, man.

No accidents, no man.

Clear weather, view man.

Took extra half-hour to reach casa, grrrRRRR man.

At casa, collected Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., she & wee man.

Went to Mrs. T-B.'s favorite Mexican restaurant* for early Mother's Day din-din, ingest man.

*on last day of validity for buy-one-entree-get-another-free coupon, in under the wire man

Ingested mightily, everyone man.

Mrs. T-B. very well pleased, she man.

Gave Mrs. T-B. mushy M.'s-Day card, got for Many% off man.

Put a $Many bill inside, attractant she man.

Mrs. T-B. swooned, she man.

We asked, "Do you like your card, Carino?"

Mrs. T-B. said, "Si! It says '$Many!'"

Mini-B. spent entire time lobbying to visit the ice-cream machine, priorities wee man.

Returned to casa and napped like an illegitimate-male-child, we zzz man.

Unwillingly awoke, made week's remaining lunches, and dished the warsher, job of husband man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Right on nightly schedule, cat has dropped TWO wrappers at our feet, eager miu man.

No real time for Wrappers, sigh miu man.

De-dish (regular) cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with completely unallocated +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Mainland embarrassments.

Fookrinating in airplane aisle.....

http://nypost.com/2016/05/04/bad-passenger-behavior-has-hit-a-disgusting-new-low/

Sooo... traveling with mainlanders is hazard.

And how could get not get fined for that or what?

Unbelievable!

[SAT 9,609]

It is going to be 90 here tomorrow.

Global warming and all.

what the.....

The subaru will melt...

[Caryh 5,206]

She's crazy, I'd be at it every day with the tests. Wondfos are less than 50 cents each and they are great. http://www.amazon.com/Wondfo-Pregnancy-Strips-25-count-medical/dp/B0002YIQEQ

she couldn't wait and took another test last night, negative. Then she woke at 2 in the morning and did it again, negative. I'm beginning to wonder if she's just not making enough of the pregnancy hormone and will need a blood test instead. This morning she wakes up and is retching in the bathroom again. Tender breasts, constantly hungry, craving different foods, headaches, backache, etc.... Many signs no confirmation. If something doesn't happen soon, I'll just make her a doctor appointment and get her a blood test. She keeps worrying not having her period means she has cancer if she isn't pregnant, but she's afraid of getting her blood drawn for the test. The idiot that did it for her last physical (i should say only physical) made drawing blood hurt, so now she's afraid of that, sigh.

Man this has gotta be the coldest May in the history of mankind.

I'm tellin' you, the meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs. It was a cold May. Th plants didn't vegetate. And the dinosaurs starved man....

been wonderful and warm here. Expecting 85 tomorrow

[Ontarkie 14,375]

she couldn't wait and took another test last night, negative. Then she woke at 2 in the morning and did it again, negative. I'm beginning to wonder if she's just not making enough of the pregnancy hormone and will need a blood test instead. This morning she wakes up and is retching in the bathroom again. Tender breasts, constantly hungry, craving different foods, headaches, backache, etc.... Many signs no confirmation. If something doesn't happen soon, I'll just make her a doctor appointment and get her a blood test. She keeps worrying not having her period means she has cancer if she isn't pregnant, but she's afraid of getting her blood drawn for the test. The idiot that did it for her last physical (i should say only physical) made drawing blood hurt, so now she's afraid of that, sigh.

been wonderful and warm here. Expecting 85 tomorrow

What type of test is she using.

Just a note cravings don't start at this point yet

But everything else sounds about right.

Pink dye and blue dye test make a difference. Also digital. If she is testing early she needs to make sure she's not drinking way too much before the test. Test first thing in the morning also. The newer early test really need to be used in the morning.

Another thing could be it's just too early if that is the case the blood test won't find it either.

How late is she?

Edited May 5, 2016 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

28 hours....

[Ontarkie 14,375]

That would be a little too early

[Caryh 5,206]

What type of test is she using.

Just a note cravings don't start at this point yet

But everything else sounds about right.

Pink dye and blue dye test make a difference. Also digital. If she is testing early she needs to make sure she's not drinking way too much before the test. Test first thing in the morning also. The newer early test really need to be used in the morning.

Another thing could be it's just too early if that is the case the blood test won't find it either.

How late is she?

Using the EPT brand blue dye test. The only time she tested in the morning was last Saturday. She's 1 week delayed as of today. Her periods are fairly regular though, although every once, maybe once a year, she'll have it a week early. Being late more than a day has never happened with her since I've known her. She says its never happened before also. Which is why she keeps jumping to thinking if she isn't pregnant, she must have cancer. I'm not aware that goes hand in hand. Heck she just had a complete physical about 6 weeks ago.

[Caryh 5,206]

28 hours....

Well she did have me go out and buy a test when she missed her first day, and she tested that evening too

She followed up with a morning test, which was negative. That's when I said lets wait until next weekend and do a Saturday morning test if she's still hadn't started her period. But last night when we were out, she wanted to buy another 3 pack. She has no patience.

Edited May 5, 2016 by Caryh

[Ontarkie 14,375]

Using the EPT brand blue dye test. The only time she tested in the morning was last Saturday. She's 1 week delayed as of today. Her periods are fairly regular though, although every once, maybe once a year, she'll have it a week early. Being late more than a day has never happened with her since I've known her. She says its never happened before also. Which is why she keeps jumping to thinking if she isn't pregnant, she must have cancer. I'm not aware that goes hand in hand. Heck she just had a complete physical about 6 weeks ago.

Depending on her cycle it could be a few more days then.

I know she's all into those wonderful superstitions and old wives tales but if you two have been trying for awhile if this turns out negative again. Time to see a doctor and not an OB they are their to help with pregnancy not get pregnant.

[SAT 9,609]