Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[Ontarkie 14,561]

There are so many events happening in the State I wish I could get to them.

I can't drive myself, I get lost and when I say I get lost this is not an understatement.

They are not far some about 30mins others an hour. But too far to just get the Hillbilly to take me and drop me off.

Niki's feelin' spunky this morning.....

1 of my gas meters is making a funky sound, and I smell gas around it....and when I sniff it, I smell gas. And when I spray soapy water on the joint, it gets all bubbly and ####......what does that mean?

It means call the gas company!

[SAT 9,609]

But too far to just get the Hillbilly to take me and drop me off.

It means call the gas company!

Tell him there's an all you can eat BBQ joint right by there.....

2- I called National Grid. they'll be here in an hour.....

[Ontarkie 14,561]

Tell him there's an all you can eat BBQ joint right by there.....

2- I called National Grid. they'll be here in an hour.....

He will have the two monsters so sitting in a BBQ place all day would be rough

2. and Hour gees

[SAT 9,609]

My gas meters are outside, it's not that big of an emergency.....

[Ontarkie 14,561]

Outside next to the house is not minor either.

[SAT 9,609]

it's a slow leak, I'm more worried about it spinning the meter lol.

It's in a well ventilated area.

[Caryh 5,206]

Niki's feelin' spunky this morning.....

1 of my gas meters is making a funky sound, and I smell gas around it....and when I sniff it, I smell gas. And when I spray soapy water on the joint, it gets all bubbly and ####......what does that mean?

The best way to find a gas leak is with a lighter.

He will have the two monsters so sitting in a BBQ place all day would be rough

2. and Hour gees

They can put them to work washing dishes

[SAT 9,609]

The best way to find a gas leak is with a lighter.

They can put them to work washing dishes

1- uh huh....that's Asia's way of doing things.....In the time since my last post, they came, found the leak (like I did), swapped out the meter, and left.......

2- The ethnic dishwashers will beat them up for stealing their jobs. (It actually happens a lot).

[SAT 9,609]

Hey remember I was telling you guys about "Jew Jail"?

Well, Shelly Silver wants to go to it.

And his wife, despite that this guy has 2 GFs, pleaded to the judge with a sob story about how he'll be all alone....

http://nypost.com/2016/05/03/sheldon-silvers-hoping-he-gets-locked-up-at-the-nice-prison/

[SAT 9,609]

lol

"The prison has a “leisure center” complete with an arts and hobby-crafts area. There is also a music program"

[Caryh 5,206]

1- uh huh....that's Asia's way of doing things.....In the time since my last post, they came, found the leak (like I did), swapped out the meter, and left.......

2- The ethnic dishwashers will beat them up for stealing their jobs. (It actually happens a lot).

A guy I knew years ago was a plumber and pipe fitter for hot water heating systems. The old radiator type. He was an old timer and scoffed at the new gas sniffers and using soapy water. So if there was a small leak, he would take out his lighter and run it along the pipes until he got a flame on the pipe. Scared the piss out of me when I first saw him do this. We were setting up a furnace in a buddy's green house that he had just built and could smell gas once we turned the supply on. He swore by this method as being the best way of finding even the smallest of leaks. According to him even if it wasn't enough gas to keep a flame alive, it would make the flame of the lighter flare when he got close to the leak. While a sniffer wasn't sensitive enough and a bubble could easily be missed as it formed too slowly.

[SAT 9,609]

lol and this one....

"And the Schuylkill Federal Correctional Facility, north of Pennsylvania’s capitol in Harrisburg, is already a favorite destination for convicted New York legislators."

[SAT 9,609]

A guy I knew years ago was a plumber and pipe fitter for hot water heating systems. The old radiator type. He was an old timer and scoffed at the new gas sniffers and using soapy water. So if there was a small leak, he would take out his lighter and run it along the pipes until he got a flame on the pipe. Scared the piss out of me when I first saw him do this. We were setting up a furnace in a buddy's green house that he had just built and could smell gas once we turned the supply on. He swore by this method as being the best way of finding even the smallest of leaks. According to him even if it wasn't enough gas to keep a flame alive, it would make the flame of the lighter flare when he got close to the leak. While a sniffer wasn't sensitive enough and a bubble could easily be missed as it formed too slowly.

They can make the "E-noses" as sensitive as they want, but it may give false readings. The materials science has advanced, down to the "Soapy water solution" that they use, it's no longer made of soapy water. This guy used an e-nose to find the leak, and then soapy water to confirm. It held a bubble beautifully lol was like watching a kid blow bubbles slowly.

Wow man, Schuykill is rated top 10 best jails lol

http://www.askmen.com/fine_living/top_10/13b_top_10.html

If you go to the Colorado one, Niki can come visit you....with a cake....and a file....

Edited May 4, 2016 by SAT

[Caryh 5,206]

They can make the "E-noses" as sensitive as they want, but it may give false readings. The materials science has advanced, down to the "Soapy water solution" that they use, it's no longer made of soapy water. This guy used an e-nose to find the leak, and then soapy water to confirm. It held a bubble beautifully lol was like watching a kid blow bubbles slowly.

This guy was old school though. And this happened about 30 years ago and he was semi-retired after selling his business. I think he was pushing 70 then. I'm sure things have advance a lot by now.

[SAT 9,609]

yeah technology/ materials science/ metallurgy, all changed. Look at the old rust bucket cars. a 1975 car would rust thru in like 5 years man....look at them now. The ole Yukon is like a million years old, not a speck of rust.