Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[Asia 2,499]

Doesn't mother nature know that it's like June already?

Heck it's already July in Poland!

Speaking of Poland, we haven't seen Asia in like weeks...

I was here yesterday, you blind man

And you got it wrong - it's still April in Poland

[SAT 9,609]

And you got it wrong - it's still April in Poland

And their cars are still 1972 models

[SAT 9,609]

Ok, my hypersensitive smoke alarm just gave me a million dollar idea....

A smoke alarm with a remote controlled "muffin" mode.

You click a little muffin symbol on the remote, and it becomes less sensitive.

It can also have a "suicide" mode. You click the little muffler symbol, and it disables the CO2 portion of the system....

I make 1 million dollarz....

[SAT 9,609]

Here's a story of how Tiff scammed me outta 5 hunnit bucks....

She bought a couple of bracelets at Kate Spade, showed them to me and asked if I like.....

Me, being the gentleman, and ever caring husband that I am, said "of course, they're really nice, in fact, I'll pay for them"

I give her 70 bucks....

Then, she decided that she didn't like them, returns them, and gets credit on her card.....

Next, she orders 2 hunnit and 70 dollarz worth of stufffrom Macy's. Buy for some reason, the order is rejected by the frauds dept. And I looked into it, it's legit, for no apparent reason. I think Tiff has a very common name is why. So, me, being the super awesome, and 10 times more generous than Tark- husband that I am, used my Macy's account, and ordered it for her.

So now I'm into this for 3 hunnit and change. And, remember she said she was gonna gimme 2 hunnit bucks a month? instead of spending it on her thuggy family? well, she never did.....

5 hunnit bucks total........and, I'm a bettin' the greedy fiend isn't about ta gimme any money any time soon.....

Or, according to stupid Tark, 2+2+1+ blah blah blah......

[NikLR 13,232]

16 thousand dollarz! What are you marklan crazy woman?!

I can buy 6 Tarkmobiles for that kinda dough!

If I save like a thousand dollarz a month, it'll take me what, like 10 years to buy that horse!

Watcha tryin' ta do? Kill me?

Only if you do p-math. Otherwise it would be 16 months. LOL

Hey what's 16 grand for a horse that's potentially worth hundreds of thousands?! I forgot to check if he's gelded.

[NikLR 13,232]

AH .. he's a gelding... okay a 60 grand grand prix horse anyhow. Don't you wanna see a horse you own jump 1.6m+?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I think there are a lot of really broke people going through the immigration process on account of cosponsors. $590 is a lot for those people.

[NikLR 13,232]

It's bologna.

Cases like your Nola should be more rare than norm but I think it's the other way around. I think joint sponsors are bull and should only be allowed in certain circumstances, where you have to prove that life is the way it is (aka stay at home mom, student, or entire family from abroad.)

With ROC, you know this is coming. $590 is a lot, as a whole, but if you cannot afford $1 a day for 590 days, you better be rethinking this ENTIRE process before you even start.

People don't educate themselves on the process, I think that gets my goat more than anything. "oh I didn't know..." no, you didn't BOTHER to find out. You were purposely ignorant. Sure I get that people aren't like me and don't investigate things fully before starting something, but this isn't one of those things you can do this with. It's your life. Your future. Moving to a new country is a huge deal. You can't wing this ####### and "pray" it works out. When you ask for money, God sends you a penny on the ground and says "figure it out, free will b******!" /end rant (will not rant or talk about this subject again... )

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note: found another word that doesn't work with VJ filters! ROFL!!!

Edited April 30, 2016 by NLR

[SAT 9,609]

AH ####.. he's a gelding... okay a 60 grand grand prix horse anyhow. Don't you wanna see a horse you own jump 1.6m+?

I just wanna play with my horse, let him be a horse...

[SAT 9,609]

(will not rant or talk about this subject again... )

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note: found another word that doesn't work with VJ filters! ROFL!!!

No no....rant all you want. That's the founding basis of the thread.....

It's not off limits here. So talk about it all you want.....

There's all walks of life that take foreign spouses....

Lets look at some of the people that marry foreigners......

Me- Met here

You- met playing games

Some are genuine love.

Some are marriages of convenience.

Some marry for money, like Dutch.

Then, there are those that purposely went overseas to find a spouse. Of those.....lets analyze.....

There are those who, like Tark, that no one would look at here. And have to resort to other countries.

There are those who, like Tark, are over the hill, and want a young wife, and must resort to overseas.

There are those, who have nothing to put on the table. But if they go overseas, the ticket to America, is the meat on the table.....

Point is, yeah, I can see how some people would have a problem coming up with a few hunnit bucks.....

Look at my neighbor, drives a benz, delinquent in rent.........

Edited April 30, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

All right, back to yard work......

Man I need a woman with ox-like strength for this kinda thing....

Next time I marry one a these broads.....

[NikLR 13,232]

I wish I could do yard work! Stupid snow!

[SAT 9,609]

Can you carry a log like that one in the pic through the snow?

[NikLR 13,232]

Not anymore. I'm more flubby than strong. Once upon a time tho...

in a land far far away...

[SAT 9,609]

Man I thought all Canadian women have ox-like strength. Or is that just a myth then......

Went to Frenchy's favorite place in the world for dinner.

Flushing. Pics in bucket.

Speaking of flushing, where's Tark......