Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Picnic baskets! [...] at least we got one, and the wife was happy.

Glad to hear that she's a basket case, she man.

I do not like Target stores. I avoid them if I can [...] We haven't been in a target since, and that was over a year ago.

Do not irk, displease, or offend the fearsome Niki-B., no man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. of course limeade is real. Its like lemonade only made with limes.

2. BTW my wife calls limes lemons, because what they call lemons in her country are what we call key limes. I don't even correct her any longer, as she can't seem to get it straight.

1. When life hands you tampons, make tamponade, si man.

2. In the Mexican supermarkets here, a lime is a lima, logical man. In Ecu, a lime is called limon verde (green lemon) for some reason, man.

Now even the dentist pesters me ''when are you going to start having kids?" Just can't get away from it...

Foto of future kids now, see ma'am. If not, then foto of pestering dentist, see man.

There's a commie chick on VJ?

Absent Commie-Babe Asia! Absent, ABSENT Commie-Babe Asia!

Edited April 26, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Nope, unless you count the dog. I know I'm in my Manys

Age of incipient older mother precised, see ma'am.

When pregnant with Mini-B., Mrs. T-B. got irked when the OB-GYN kept saying stuff like "But when you're an older mother..." "because you're an older mother..."

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Wow! New thread?

ADD-afflicted Asia! ADD-, ADD-afflicted Asia!

Tark wanted to know how long me and my friends are staying in Houston, so... We arrive in the afternoon on July Manyrd and departure in the morning on July Manyth

Dates of stay precised, oj tak*.

*Polish for "si, man"

We can at least give each of you complimentary pre-owned toilet seats, patriotically painted in the red white & blue, oj tak. How many are in your party, and how much room is in your luggage, oj huh? And where in the area will you be staying, oj huh?

So he can plan on how long he has to make up excuses to not treat you to something...

See just above, man.

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[TBoneTX 45,329]

Never heard about the shades? Duh!

Asia certainly knows to always live east of where you work, because that way, each commute has the sun behind you, oj tak.

They call me that, because long time ago Poland used to be a commie country.

At first I fought with that, but I'm not anymore

Resident Commie-babe Asia! Resident, RESIDENT Commie-babe Asia!

No tbone calls you that.. he also thinks you cant count past 2.....

Not it at all, Niki-B. ma'am.

We merely honor a great and historical mathematical system, oj tak.

Texas is the real place they can't count past Many

We can count past Many, present Many, and future Many, see here man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

The windows are so dark you can hardly see out at night or in a parking ramp.

And are they legal as far as State rules, huh man? Some states have a limit on how tinted windows can be, cop safety man.

I was outside cutting off the neighbours over grown plant off my side of the fence

Do not crowd, encroach upon, or otherwise impinge on the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

They are not mine, they just invade my yard. Around here they are already done blossoming. This one never does because they have too many leaves the greener it is the higher the nitrogen in the ground and the blooms don't like it.

Foto of high ground nitrogen now, D ma'am.

Having longer hair is a hassle....I have to spray my hair with a conditioning mist, brush, then add hair milk mixed with argan oil.....now I have to dry it....I wanna go shopping NOW...this is too time consuming!!!

Comparative foto of J-ma'am hair vs. D ma'am's hair now, see and compare hair man.

I'm 2 clicks away from Many,000 1+s.

Is that all, huh man? Compare that to our Many,000 +1's.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Bah long hair is so easy that is why I never cut mine. You're just to high maintenance

Do not offend the hairy sensibilities of the sensible, hairy Ontarklar, no man!

how can tiff be mad at me for telling little Gump to stop talking, because I'm trying to talk to my daughter. I don't want to talk to ###### little Gump.

Tiff still gets all insulted before I don't like little Gump. She takes it personally. To ###### bad. I hate that ###### kid.

Time for the Malaysian Embassy Refund, or past it, hmmm man...

I tell him I'm not talking to him, and tiff is mad at me?

Time for the MER, see man.

Tiff learned social skills, didn't she?

See above, see man.

to tiff, I was wrong

Little does Tiff realize, this kind of attitude, is only creating distance between us, and it makes me hate little Gump even more.

See above, see man.

[Asia 2,498]

We can at least give each of you complimentary pre-owned toilet seats, patriotically painted in the red white & blue, oj tak. How many are in your party, and how much room is in your luggage, oj huh? And where in the area will you be staying, oj huh?

1) Thank you for the pre-owned toilet seats, but I'm afraid there won't be any room in our luggage, oj nie

We're planning to visit San Marcos Premium Outlets prior our staying in Houston, so... we'll probably need a box to mail a package to Poland with all the shopping we've planned

2) We'll be staying in Country Inn & Suites By Carlson, Houston Intercontinental Airport South, tho we plan to spend the afternoon/evening of the 4th July in Kemah Boardwalk

http://www.countryinns.com/houston-hotel-tx-77032/txhoapso

[Asia 2,498]

I have a flower bed under all that

Burn their wisteria to the ground

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. Well, see if YOU get any further free offers of quality products in the future, oj hmmmph. Premium Outlets = a rip-off, oj sigh. Better to visit Katy Mills Mall, which is all indoors, too, oj cool.

2. Country Inn very nice, but IAH area very far from Kemah, oj drive. You don't want to see fireworks elsewhere, oj huh?

Many. So what are your exact times of free availability, oj huh? And how many Commie-babes (and how many rubias) will be present, oj huh?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes who shall visit Texas and who have +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

1. Well, see if YOU get any further free offers of quality products in the future, oj hmmmph. Premium Outlets = a rip-off, oj sigh. Better to visit Katy Mills Mall, which is all indoors, too, oj cool.

2. Country Inn very nice, but IAH area very far from Kemah, oj drive. You don't want to see fireworks elsewhere, oj huh?

Many. So what are your exact times of free availability, oj huh? And how many Commie-babes (and how many rubias) will be present, oj huh?

1. You sure Katy Mills Mall is better that Premium Outlets? Apart from prices... what about quality?

2. Yes, we know, bu my friend works in Radisson hotels and has a special rate, so we're staying there. Yes, we know it's far away from Kemah, but that was the only free attraction on 4th of July to see the fireworks So we thought seeing the bay and watch the fireworks from there would be a nice experience

Many. We plan to visit the Space Center on the 4th, so we'll be free from around 3pm onward. There are 4 of us. None of us is a natural rubia, but dyeing hair can be arranged

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. Oj tak, and oj tak.

2. Would love rate-codes for hotels, oj drool.

Many. Let's see: On the Many'th, you'll be free from around Many p.m. onward, but the fireworks start at Many p.m. or sundown or whenever, just a few hours later, confused man. We shall investigate other free fireworks, oj tak.

Many. Dye-hairing is a must if no one is a natural rubia, oj required!

We are up far too late again and must de-dish cat prep zzz imminently, sigh man.

[Asia 2,498]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes who shall visit Texas and who have +1 inventories!

I've spent all mine yesterday afternoon, so have to wait till the afternoon to have them all back