Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[NikLR 13,227]

Yay picnics

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

My mother is like that with my daughter and activities and sports, but instead she points at me because I did a ton of sports. My daughter hates sports....

[NikLR 13,227]

My nephews never did sports except skiing.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff just wants to fight with me on anything. I don't know how it came to this. And I don't think it's going to stop. And I'm not going to take this ####### from anyone.

So, I told her that I'm going to leave. And she's going regret it.

Edited June 25, 2016 by SAT

[NikLR 13,227]

Is it your way or the highway tho?

[SAT 9,609]

What do you think.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

What do you think.

It isn't like she wants your kid to take pole dancing classes.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

I am so happy when there's a thread that I want to post in but don't. Then after a bit someone says exactly what I was thinking

Measure twice, cut once, si D ma'am.

1. My current glasses were $Many...

2. The sunglasses were $Many.

1. [T-B. has non-ST-segment-elevation myocardial infarction, heart attack man]

2. [T-B. has ST-segment-elevation myocardial infarction, heart attack man]

Why, may I ask, do you insist on trying to send Tark into ventricular fibrillation?

No one bonuses our threads any longer, see man, so we might as well experience superventricular tachycardia, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Tiff pissed me off again.

MER, now man.

Hey now if I could sleep till noon I would too

Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

So, I told her that I'm going to leave. And she's going regret it.

Finally, standing ovation man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Saturday GS/ES report, read man:

Much fruitfuller (cool new word) than last week, si man.

The take, see man:

-- nearly full pack laser shipping-labels, nearly full pack laser business-cards = $1, steal man

-- mint-condition Asics running-shoes = $Many ($2x2x2+2), steal man

-- 2 bath towels, bathmat, 2 jar-opener grippers = $1-&-a-half, steal man

-- pack of bubble-mailers; full box laser business-cards; 2 boxes Band-Aids; new-in-box

battery/electric portable fan; box of linens incl. thermal blanket, Many (2+2+1) warshcloths,

Many (2+2) hand towels, Many (2x2x2-1) bath towels = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man

Total = $Many.Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2 & a half), deal man

[TBoneTX 45,309]

In other Saturday news, gripping man:

After GS-ing, napped with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Took Mini-B. on errands and to Baskin-Robbins, had coupons man.

Place is still a ripoff, good grief man.

MIni-B. ate full scoop of vanilla himself & almost as fast as us, chip-off-old-block ingest wee man.

Mini-B. pronounced the excursion a success, glee wee man.

Later went to Aldi, where we beheld a Many-foot-tall rubia from the Czech Republic, stunning she man.

Warshed ES linens, all at once too much uh-oh man.

Had to rerun "drain & spin" twice after regular cycle, too much man.

Had to bake linens for TWO hourlong cycles, too much man.

Then did regular two Saturday loads, heavy day Sunday regardless man.

The husband's work in the casa is never done, no and sigh man.

Amidst the above, Mrs. T-B. wanted to yak, yak she man.

She is a blue-ribbon Yak, yak she can she man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Fold de-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', babes with apparently NO +1 inventories!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Tiff just wants to fight with me on anything. I don't know how it came to this. And I don't think it's going to stop. And I'm not going to take this ####### from anyone.

So, I told her that I'm going to leave. And she's going regret it.

Thelma and Louise pics now!

[SAT 9,609]

It isn't like she wants your kid to take pole dancing classes.

Point is, she has to fight with me on anything I say.

In regards to dancing. Last time the kid took dancing lessons, the ###### school she chose wouldn't even let the parents watch her dance. I mentioned it here.

Why the am I paying the school? To train me an Olympic dancer? Or to watch my daughter dance?

The kid didn't like it. Then it was piano (because tiff saw her friends daughter play piano). the kid didn't like it. She likes violin. The school teaches her that. I teach her how to read music.

I said, the kid has been on the honor roll every month since kindergarten. Why don't you tell your friends to follow suit on that!

She's ###### worried about what other people's kid knows how to do. All I said was, why must you do what other people do? She starts denying it. But when you come to me with a FB page in hand, and say, "look, I want this for the kid"...I asked her, are you doing this for the kid? Or you're doing this for you?

Then I asked the kid, "do you want ballet lessons?" A crisp "No", was the answer.

Not too mention, tiff can't even get outta ###### bed till noon. Who the is going to take the kid to dance class?

What do I give a what Tiff's friends want to do with their kids. I'm letting my kid be a kid. And she's happy.

Now, am I that far off when I say she's ###### retarded?

And her friends, all come to me for help. But tiff is too stupid to see, that she's on the top of the food chain.

Now, her idiot friend PC's husband, he wants to lease a car. It was mentioned to me a few days ago. Now he's on his own. him.

Tiff knows everything, she can go lease a car for him.

Maybe if tiff had to pay rent, she'd understand life a little better.

Our maybe if she sees one of her friends drop everything and run off with me, she'd finally learn a lesson.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Point is, she has to fight with me on anything I say.

In regards to dancing. Last time the kid took dancing lessons, the ###### school she chose wouldn't even let the parents watch her dance. I mentioned it here.

Why the #### am I paying the school? To train me an Olympic dancer? Or to watch my daughter dance?

The kid didn't like it. Then it was piano (because tiff saw her friends daughter play piano). the kid didn't like it. She likes violin. The school teaches her that. I teach her how to read music.

I said, the kid has been on the honor roll every month since kindergarten. Why don't you tell your friends to follow suit on that!

She's ###### worried about what other people's kid knows how to do. All I said was, why must you do what other people do? She starts denying it. But when you come to me with a FB page in hand, and say, "look, I want this for the kid"...I asked her, are you doing this for the kid? Or you're doing this for you?

Then I asked the kid, "do you want ballet lessons?" A crisp "No", was the answer.

Not too mention, tiff can't even get outta ###### bed till noon. Who the #### is going to take the kid to dance class?

What do I give a #### what Tiff's friends want to do with their kids. I'm letting my kid be a kid. And she's happy.

Now, am I that far off when I say she's ###### retarded?

And her friends, all come to me for help. But tiff is too stupid to see, that she's on the top of the food chain.

Now, her idiot friend PC's husband, he wants to lease a car. It was mentioned to me a few days ago. Now he's on his own. #### him.

Tiff knows everything, she can go lease a car for him.

Maybe if tiff had to pay rent, she'd understand life a little better.

Our maybe if she sees one of her friends drop everything and run off with me, she'd finally learn a lesson.

Oh boy! You married a kid, deal with it! You still love her...hence the rant.

Best wishes.

100 bucks.